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Career › Re: Be Careful Where You Sit At Work by DJInfluence: 10:08am On Aug 15, 2017
So in effect, it should be a shark and Remora fish relationship right? So i understand what you as a remora is gaining from this sitting arrangement, but what is your HOD gaining from it?. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Adeyinka Grandson: We'll Use Chemical Weapons On FG If Odua Nation Isn't Granted by DJInfluence: 4:19pm On Aug 14, 2017
which kind chemical? Sodium chloride? abi na potassium hydroxide? grin grin grin grin As some people see say IPOB clown Kanu don dey popular, they too want try dia luck. Dey forget say rain wey fall for Ajegunle get different effect to the same rain wey fall for Lekki...
Agriculture › Re: Rice Mill At Omor In Anambra Abandoned By FG by DJInfluence: 3:52pm On Aug 14, 2017
Not surprising. They will go there with a 20,000 man strong delegate to open the place, but abandon it after sometime. If they can maintain it, why not sell it? Well, guess selling it might not even resolve the issue, because they will sell it at 10% of the total worth.
Abeg am confused with the ruling class.
Politics › Re: Kabiru Adjoto Is New Edo House Speaker by DJInfluence: 3:48pm On Aug 14, 2017
Same story different players. Nigeria politics = no progress, no didvend, no vision......Rubbish and useless bunch.
Health › Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DJInfluence: 2:43pm On Aug 14, 2017
Nwodosis:
The brain understands this your sermon perfectly but [b]those idiots [/b]in between the legs will never do when attacked by Kongi. Konjism is a Momentarily Brain Immune Deficiency Syndrome, it renders the brain momentarily incapable of controlling the desire of the genitals!
Hahaha... true talk my guy. But how many idiots you get between your legs? I need to ask because for biology class, them teach me say na only 1.. grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Shina Peller & His Wife, Ayobola Peller Bag Chieftaincy Title At Iseyin Oyo by DJInfluence: 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2017
Honestly, i can´t waste my hard earned money on any chieftaincy crap. I will rather use that money to better the life of someone else. Afterall, it is not like i will address myself as chief XYZ to God when i die. tongue tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: World Likely To End On September 23, As Experts Match Great Pyramid, Bible Dates by DJInfluence: 2:12pm On Aug 14, 2017
is it not netter that way? is this life we are living? Some dey live large and others dey wallow in poverty. Some even dey wey porvety refused to associate with.
Politics › Re: Akeredolu To Buhari: "Sack Magu Now, Over 1,001 People Can Do The Job" by DJInfluence: 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2017
i sure say na me be that 1 in 1001 people wey him get for mind. Abeg, please i no want the job. Person wey do this work, him enemies plenty pass devil own. So i want job wey i go follow madam Diezani steps. Know what i mean huh huh huh grin grin. With that kind job, i can fight the fighters of corruptions wey come after me.
Politics › Re: Assemblies Of God Church Was Not Attacked In Onitsha – Anambra Government by DJInfluence: 2:05pm On Aug 14, 2017
Conductor4h:
Shut up and get out. cheesy
but no be lie na...
Health › Re: American Lady Always Sexually Aroused: I Cry & Beg Him To Have Sex With Me by DJInfluence: 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
OfficialDad:
Really. A lot of guys would love this job opportunity grin . But i pity her condition anyway. The guy must be going through a lot. Secondly the family of the girl, should place the guy on a weekly payment for his hard job.
No guy will love this jobi swear because after a while, it turns to punishment. Imagine having a stressful day at work and get home only for the woman to be demanding for the thing... Omo, nobody go tell you before you tell her say you want reach bus-stop to buy chin chin only not to reach the house again. grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph: I Love A Man That I Can Fart In His Presence & He'll Say Well-Done by DJInfluence: 2:00pm On Aug 14, 2017
Kowor:
Every mallam with his kettle. If I can't fart in your presence, keep your relationship.
hahahahaha .....you be genuine kolo
Celebrities › Re: E-money Chilling By The Poolside In His Five Star Mansion (Photo) by DJInfluence: 12:54pm On Aug 14, 2017
Person wey get, don get. If i get, me too go pose with am. But as i no get, make i comment for person wey get. As God no gree pick my call because of bad network here... like say i get money to buy vertu phone maybe the network for better.
Crime › Re: Man Punished For Raping His Brother's Daughters In Benue (Photos) by DJInfluence: 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2017
this is a joke. The punishment doesn´t fit the crime. Now am fuming with anger. They should bring that guy to me so my Dogs can rape his ass.
Politics › Re: How Plot Against Buhari Failed At House Of Reps by DJInfluence: 11:45am On Aug 14, 2017
It is only in Nigeria, that health issue is shredded in secrecy. What´s the big deal if he is sick. People do fall sick. But since he is a public office holder and our Presido, they should just tell us he has cancer. Whether it is terminal or not, Nigerians will pray for him, even those that never voted for him. This secrecy is fueling the wrong information that is being peddle around by a sitting governor and a bad belle FFK.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Establishes One Hallelujah Records Label, Headed By Leke Adeboye by DJInfluence: 2:03pm On Aug 10, 2017
Family business booming
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Sacks 98 Aides by DJInfluence: 12:54pm On Aug 10, 2017
Only 1 person get 98 aides in the first place. How many Dangote or Otedola or me get?. So how many of his aides actually and truely remain, 150? grin grin grin
NYSC › Re: I Need Advice On What To Do With My N300k Savings From Allaweee by DJInfluence: 11:32am On Aug 10, 2017
Buharison:
Bring it let's campaign for Buhari
hahahaha ...mumu grin grin
Crime › Re: Mother Of 5 Collects Money From Men To Sleep With 12-yr-old Daughter (photos) by DJInfluence: 11:26am On Aug 10, 2017
madridguy:
What a disgrace to motherhood.
And to humanity.
But those men sha...
Politics › Re: Buratai Decorates Soldiers With Gallantry Medals (Photos) by DJInfluence: 11:25am On Aug 10, 2017
Na press up he dey do? make he follow his men enter where the fight dey take place.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Ikogosi Warm Spring, A Major Tourist Centre In Ekiti Under Fayose by DJInfluence:
tourist center atik? grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Angela Uyi: Charly Boy's Nudes Sent To Me, I'm Ashamed Of OurMumuDondo Pioneer by DJInfluence: 4:51pm On Aug 09, 2017
what´s this one looking for? cheap publicity. Abeg waka
Properties › Re: Hotel Building Under Construction Collapses In Delta State. Photo by DJInfluence: 2:09pm On Aug 09, 2017
A drone flew by then the building collapse. .... grin grin grin we don hear am before.
Health › Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by DJInfluence: 2:07pm On Aug 09, 2017
Why not go to a reputable hospital and do a complete blood test. Not the blood test that will only check your short term quality of the blood, but something that will show a minimum of 3 months result.

Also you should not just test for HIV and diabetes. There are other things that could be the cause. It could be your body is not producing enough of certain things that would warrant this weight lose. Or could be that the body is sabotaging itself. So go for a complete blood test and seel medical help. That local thingy will not help you.
Crime › Re: Soldier Forces Lady To Pull Off Camouflage Clothing She Wore (Photo) by DJInfluence: 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2017
I need enlightenment. Is it really against the law to wear camouflage in Nigeria? Or are these Army officers juet over zealous?
Crime › Re: Photos Of Smuggled Suvs Worth N1.374billion Intercepted By Nigeria Customs. by DJInfluence: 12:31pm On Aug 09, 2017
what i don´t understand is why anybody in his right mind, will risk the value of such car by smuggling it just because they want to cheat the govt of import duties. This is what my great grand pa call penny wise Pound foolish. Now these cars are forfeited to the govt.
Celebrities › Re: Charles Inojie Poses With TY Walker And Makes Him Look Like Dwarf by DJInfluence: 12:22pm On Aug 09, 2017
Me i am more concerned with what else long for him body like amgrin grin grin grin grin. Abeg who know, let me know too.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Arrives In Paraguay, Welcomed In A Colourful Manner (P.hotos) by DJInfluence: 12:20pm On Aug 09, 2017
tuscani:
A king is not honoured in his home. Okooh, this one na FTC I chop sooo
Which King?`This kind thing will only happened in 3rd world country. Because all they have is their religious believes and hope. Make he enter Europe or America make we see how many people will welcome him.

Na people wey poverty dey wound dey worship "Men of god".
Education › Re: Wike Closes 1,886 Illegal Schools In Rivers State by DJInfluence: 12:18pm On Aug 09, 2017
This is the pattern. Every new govt will close schools, some will close shops while others will destroy the structures that the previous govt approved with the pretense that the correct process was not followed or that it was illegal. All for the sake of raking in more money. Useless bunch these politicians.
Politics › Re: Short & Deceitful Little Imps Osinbajo Is Sick, His Nightmare Just Started – FFK by DJInfluence: 12:15pm On Aug 09, 2017
If na me insult the guy now, or even name my fowl bubu, dem go arrest me. This guy has been a torn in their back side for a long time but dem no do anything. Na only poor man dem no want to get opinion.
Crime › Re: Car Wash Attendant Steals Customer's SUV To Punish His Employer by DJInfluence: 12:13pm On Aug 09, 2017
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Stealing Mr A car to punish Mr B. Our logic sometimes eh.... grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: President Buhari Promises To Resign If He Fails To Recover Soon - Independent by DJInfluence: 11:53am On Aug 09, 2017
Nwodosis:
Believe this and you believe everything! Resignation is not even in Buhari's options, he would prefer to die as a head of state as the only option out of the office.
Not Just Buhari. resignation is not in our DNA.

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