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gypsey:
fuvk! you! next time try writing in clear English and Spellings maybe i will understand what you are gibbering About, Not every one can understand your dialect. you have made no sense!

And oh! check peoples profiles too before quoting them next time. Ciao!

lol, for ur mind? Na u come make sense? Anyway if u don't understand my dialect, u can enroll in one of d primary schools in ur area, i guess they teach the noisy English that i speaker there.

Hehehe lmao, #truthisbitter

gypsey:
let them build hospitals and all other important things first, then you will see if they will be attcked or not.
look! pastors are just selfish crooks and no they are not meant to be materialistic or Accquire wealth, because those things are worldly, heaven should be priority, isn't that what they preach? perhaps they should practise what they preach! i repeat! they are thieves!

hahaha bro go unleash ur frustration on buhari, he needs it,

they should build hospital ba, say na dem be government, say na u dey pay them salary?

Well i no blame u shall, na poverty wey dey worry u, i guess u dey browse dis thread with airtel free basic,

what am even saying self, u are just frustrated, go and meet daddy freeze...

Vivos:
Let him sell that car and give it to the poor. But I have a question oo, when Jesus told that rich man to sell all he has, when the rich man asked Him what to do to enter the kingdom of God. Does that not apply to all these men of God. Driving very very very expensive car, when RX 350 Lexus can still do the work of that very very very expensive car. Your opinion pls

the kind thunder wey go fire you ehn, when i see all this dude criticizing pastors because of their riches i always get angry, even the bible recounts that Mary madaglin guess i got the spelling correct, bought an oil to wash Jesus feet, researchers said, the oil worth 3million dollars with todays value,
even when Jesus died the soldiers where fighting over his robe, that's to tell you his robe was expensive,

okay, when Jesus was sending out the disciples to preach, he told them to go without anything meaning that the people will cater for them, what am o trying to say?

Even Ananais and saphira sold their land and gave the proceeds to peter, should i continue? So before you start talking, is better u think first? And stop talking as a fool.

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Nollywood actor, Williams Uchemba, who has been showing his funny sides lately with his Instagram comedy videos recently turned a year older and bought himself a lavish birthday gift.

The actor bought himself a N16M Mercedes Benz as birthday gift to reward himself for his hard work over the years.

Here’s what he wrote as he shares photos;

“My New Baby!! Decided to get myself a gift since it’s my birthday today and it has been an amazing year. God has been faithful. $44k on four wheels. #mercedesbenz #2016C300 #seekfirstGodskingdom”

Williams Uchemba
Here are the photos he shared on Instagram:

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lets celebrate with the guy oo

lalasticala

Greenarrow01:
Fayose been a thorn in this administration`s flesh does not make him a viable presidential candidate.
No hating but all what he is good for is just propaganda..a gov eating ponmo by the road side does not make him more productive. him siding Nmamdi does not make him more productive.
He's just an overrated mofo. same with Atiku. to be sincere I have not seen a credible Nigerian leader who has is followers at heart.
even dey followers including me are bunch of mofos. They jst keep taking us for a ride and all we do is to keep quiet.
We are tribalistic, we are jst non chalant.
our country been one of d worst countries in this world, but our leaders take home d highest salary.. all we do is jst to rant for a day or so nd dats it. they excaped it again




God save Nigeria

true talk bro, NIGERIANS should wake up from their slumbers, we have been played for a very long time, na so we go de dey?

Lalasticala

wey u nau? Abi u neva start work?............

By Rotimi Ojomoyela

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Ado-Ekiti— Support is beginning to stream in for Governor Ayodele Fayose over his presidential ambition, as former governor of old Kaduna State, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, said the governor is eminently qualified to contest the 2019 presidential election.

This just as the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi, praised Fayose’s courage describing it as a strong opposition which will put the Federal Government on its toes.

They spoke on separate occasions in Ondo Town and Ado-Ekiti, respectively at the weekend.

A statement by the governor’s Chief Press Secretary, Mr Idowu Adelusi, yesterday, said Musa spoke on the sideline of the wedding of a daughter of former Ondo State governor, Dr Olusegun Mimiko, in Ondo Town, while Oba Adeyemi spoke in Ado-Ekiti during the 5th convocation of Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti, ABUAD.

The former Kaduna State Governor said; “it is the right of every Nigerian to aspire for the office of the President of Nigeria. Anybody from any section of the country who has met the constitutional requirements can vie for the presidency. There should be no restriction because the country is in need of the right leader.”

Speaking in Ado-Ekiti, Oba Adeyemi lauded Governor Fayose for his pedigree and landmark achievements in the state.

“Fayose is fearless. He has put Buhari government on its toes. All efforts to silence him with Federal Government agencies has not shut his mouth. Opposition is an ingredient of a virile democracy. The FG should be tolerant of opposition,” he said.

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@lalasticala come and do your job bikonu

macmiral:
How much pls bleep....
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cristianisraeli:
na the problem with africa

if na america now or any developed country he would had made millions of $$$$

sue somebody man

lol na true talk o, e gast to sue those Ghana MUSLIM secondary school for illegal twerking to his song,

no hating bro, finally i don win LTC "last to comment"

Freddonance:
POST UTME is more reliable than JAMB. it increases the competition among students as only the best will be admitted on merit before the man know man system of Nigeria will be employed. So many good students who are helpless in this regard has been admitted as against the fraudulent exams conducted by Jamb. JAMB exams if filled with lots of malpractices & irregularities. Jamb should be scraped instead.
only those who want to cheat will agitate for the cancellation or scrapping of POST UTME

and you believed the post utme is not corrupt too?

Welcome to Nigeria, where the president is confused(Buhari), the entertainers are confused(psquare), the citizens are confused(ipob), the educational system(jamb and ASUU), even the legislative panel are confused, i thought they scrapped off the post utme stuff last year, while the stuff this year? After UNIBEN have rubbished us last week with their useless "no calculator" post utme exam, abeg Nigeria is a joke jur!!!

Isokay!!
Shey if i don enter school too, i go make front page for NL?

Iykestix:
it's kinda competitive but I think they accept a large number of student, if I can remember correctly there was a student who told me he scored 217.

ok thanks bro!

Iykestix:
ya bro I think u stand a chance

thanks bro, but is the course, that competitive?

Please help, can i study computer science with 216 jamb score in uniben?

Speechless............why i even come from Nigeria self?

Footballer Neymar's move from Barcelona to the Lig1 club PSG has stirred up mixed reactions among football lovers round the world, though the football star seems to have move on and is ready to face the new chapter of his life and career with his new club.

In a recent social message shared by the athlete, he took time to appreciate his former club mates and most important Lionel Messi who he referred to as the greatest Footballer of all time.

Read his full message:

The life of an athlete is challenged. Some are taxes, others are the result of our decisions. Barcelona has been more than a challenge. Played with those cracks in the video game.

I arrived in Catalonia at 21, full of challenges. I remember my first days in the Club, sharing the costumes with idols like Messi, Valdés, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol, Piqué, Busquets and others with the expectation of playing in a Club that is “more than a club”.
@fcbarcelona is a nation that represents Catalonia! I had the honor of acting with the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen in my life and I’m sure I will not see another better, @leomessi became my partner, friend on and off the pitch. Proud to play with you.

I formed an attack with @leomessi and @ luissuarez9 that is left for the story. I have conquered everything an athlete can conquer. I have lived unforgettable moments! I live in a city that is more than a city, it is a homeland.

I love Barcelona and Catalunya. But an athlete (YO) needs challenges. And for the second time in my life I will take the opposite of my pope. Papa, I understand and respect your opinion, but my decision is taken, I ask you to support me as you have always done.
@fcbarcelona and Catalunya will always be in my heart but I need new challenges. I have accepted the proposal of @psg to find new achievements and help the Club to achieve the titles that the fans hope. I have presented a daring career plan and I am prepared for this challenge.

I thank the affection of the Blaugrana fans and all that I have learned from the athletes with whom I have shared costumes. I also feel in my heart that the time has come to leave.

The @psg will be my new home for the next few years and I will work to honor the confidence they put in my football.
I count on the support of all. Fans, my friends, the professionals who accompany me and my family, who has suffered a lot with problems that have occurred in this period of my career and deserve peace.

It is a difficult decision, but taken with the maturity of my 25 years. @fcbarcelona, ​​gràcies per tot! @psg, J’arrive!
May God bless and protect us!

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When it comes to entertainment in Africa, Nigerian Entertainment industry is one of the best, talking about comedy, movies, or music.

Some of our stars has gain a lot of foreign attentions and has even done collaborations with some world biggest acts like, Chris Brown, Drake, young thug, future, Rick Rose etc.

However what really make our music industry unique is the way this guys packaged and deliver their talents, almost everybody has his on way and pattern of show casing their skills. Because of the great competition in the industry its some times hard to pick out the best amongst them, with more acts joining the industry almost everyday,

Though Nigeria music legends like Davido, wizkid,olamide, phyno and the rest has been able to proof to the world that they have real talents by trying their best to be on top of the game always.

However, as most of our artist are gaining international recognition, our indigenous rappers are not also left out, here is the list of our top 5 nigerian indigenous rappers, who is your favourite act?

1 Olamide: take it or leave it, this is one the best rapper we have in the industry with exciting his rhythms and continues club bangers hit, he is one of the rappers that really brought rapping to the dance floor, with his "first of all", that song got tending for months if not even for years, most of his fans refers to him as Dagrin's successor, but this guy has been able to create a space for himself in the industry.

2Phyno:when it comes to flowing with the ibo dialect, i always see it as some kind of hard stuff, but yet this guy still make it look simple as writing A,B,C,D, maybe its because i don't know the language shall, but this guy surely knows what he is doing, with the way he flows he surely deserves a place on this list, the dude has been producing party bangers recently, with "Alobam, father father and others, no wonder his fans refers to him as the ibo version of dagrin.


3Lil kesh: this dude is one of the best young acts we have in the country, he has proven to us that with real talent overtaking is allowed, though he met a lot of stars in the game already, but he was still able to work his way to the top, Thanks to his "Lyrically" that was the song that landed him a deal with olamide's YBNL and ever since the guys has been giving us great hits to dance to, some of his works include, "efjoku, egbese, sample you, shoki" etc

4Reminsce: i personally don't love this guy's style though, and i don't listen to his songs often, but with the few i have listen to, i think is enough to land him on the fourth position here, however he got his fans too, though this is guy one of the guys with real talents, always on it, but i think he should work on his beats and produced more party bangers, we are in Nigeria bro, we love party Bangers very much, and please always try to smile whenever you are shooting your video, that's one of the reasons i don't like watching his videos.

5 Falz:yeah "is the bad guy in the building" the soldier crooner, this dude has what i call raw talents, i can still remember his first song i listened to was his "celebrity girlfriend" with reekado banks, i immediately fell inlove with his craft and thanks to "soldier" and "soft work" he never let his fans down, that's one thing i love about him.

That's my own review, so amongst all this acts, who is your best rapper?

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NwaAmaikpe:


His juju is working....



But it will eventually fade.

bro i love ur stupidity, if the juju is getting him money, why are you here criticising him, when he is making his money, why not try and do your own, maybe your father's dick or mother's skull can help you beat the likes of bill gates and others,
....no offences bro, just an advice from a caring Nairalander

i pity my brothers on their way to italy through the ocean..........i pray make the ice never melt, before una land.

anyway check my signature, anyone interested should holla me..

nice one for her......anyway check my signature, if you are interested hit my line

excellence44:
Does it have Adsense account?

yes it does but i am not selling my adsense account along with it for just 15 000 naira, except you want to add to it

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, i have made up my mind to sell my 1year old tech blog, as i really need the money to settle some personal issue, for that reason i will be placing the price at 15000naira, though it is negotiable.

features of the website.
1 Fully design and customized template

2 Mobile friendly

3 Search engine friendly

5 Upto 80 posts


however i can also customise it to suit your taste.

Enough of this branding abeg, anyone interested can check out the website on http://techwatchs..com.ng/

and contact me on the details, like i said the price is negotiable but to a certain extent.......

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Lalasticlala abeg help me, ooo i go settle you

Should I call this fashion tech or tech fashion, but anyone who have heard or seen the FYB LONDON SMART HANDBAG will agree with me, that this latest product is a game changer, with it’s cool, amazing but advanced features, it is a must have product for fashion and tech lovers types of ladies.

The FYB London smart collection is a lineup designed for working women who are always on the move. Its features includes, wire smart device charging, finger print lock, Bluetooth proximity alerts.

With this smart handbag you don’t need to worry about your credentials or items’ security, as it comes with a biometric recognition lock, which means its only you or whom else you allow that can have access to the content of the bag, however for convenience sake you can easily unlock the bag from your phone with its mobile app, through the Bluetooth connectivity.

The same Bluetooth connectivity will alert you when you and your phone have strayed too far from the bag. The manufacturers claim that the bag is 100% leather with an amazing look.

Though FYB London is still on Kickstarter but is set to ship in August.

With this cool feature I think every working class lady needs it, no more missing credentials, stolen money, missing handbags, and lastly you don’t need to carry your power bank with you anymore, just your handbag and you are good to go!

Am waiting still waiting for the men’s brand though.
The price?
About $299 (Approx. N87,000).

source; http://techwatchs..com.ng/2017/05/all-you-need-to-know-about-fyb-london.html

Galaxy-j3 (2017)f is one of the recent Samsung products, the mobile phone that was released in May 2017 was welcome with both good and bad reviews, however if you are thinking of trying the nice galaxy product, mobiletech brings you all you need to know about the amazing gadget.


The mobile is not as expensive as you think, though the pricing varies by carriers, at $110 to $180 in the US E140 in the UK(for the 80GB version, from Carphone Warehouse) and AU$329 in Australia.

The J3 comes with an amazing long lasting battery that last up to 15hours when fully charged.
However the phone’s memory can be expanded up to 256GB with a micro-SD card.

The j3 falter is mainly in its quad core-processor, this makes the gaming slightly less smooth and the camera a half-beat late to capture and process photos.

One of the most interesting feature of this phone is it’s “OUTDOOR MODE” this a screen brightness setting that allows you boost the brightness so you can read the screen in outdoor lighting.
BASIC FEATURES
Screen: 5.00-inch touchscreen display with a resolution of 720 pixels by 1280 pixels.

Memory; 1.5GB of RAM. The phone packs 16GB of internal storage that can be expanded up to 256GB via a microSD card.

Android version: Android 7.0

Battery: 2600mAh non removable battery.

Sim: single SIM (GSM) smartphone that accepts a Nano-SIM.


Connectivity: Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth, 3G and 4G.

source;http://techwatchs..com.ng/2017/05/all-you-need-to-know-about-galaxy-j32017.html

wow jamb is finally over, from the long preparations to the exam, but now that the exam is over, the next thing on line is the screening exercise,
but before then lets share our experience, if you are a computer science candidate in uniben or any school, please share your experience here,
my exam was very hectic from long hours waiting for exam and finally the exam, however i got 216, computer science,uniben what of yours?

What is seo?
Is this your first time of hearing the word SEO? Search Engine Optimization, it is the process of getting your web pages listed in search engines like Google bing and yahoo, it is the major source of organic traffic. Apart from traffic, it has been proven that cpc and cpm rates from organic sources are far higher than those from other sources, however most new blogger tend to pay less attention to this powerful aspect.

Today am going to be unveiling 3 powerful SEO secrets that have helped me grow my blog, for the sake of lazy readers like myself, I have decided not to make this post not too lengthy.

1: Quality Post: yes the number one secret to ranking higher in search engine is how true and original your post are, nobody would like to visit a poor written or meaningless blog post, that is why you should always put your blog post first, when it comes to writing your blog post there few things you just have too keep in mind, firstly, always have your audience in your mind first, not search engine, in these way you will be more focused and serious, secondly, focus on your keyword, it does not necessarily mean that you must have a bunch of point or write a thousand word post, you just have to know what you are writing about, that is your keyword and face it fully, try to analyze and work on it, also remember that mentioning your keyword in your post can also be of help, but don’t spoil your work with it.

2: Social Media: Many people wonder if social media can really boost their SEO, when it comes to social media and SEO, it depends on you, how you use it, I have seen people arguing this topic, but I have used to grow my seo too, however social media can be a very good place to boost your seo, mega websites and brands have their social media handles, research has proven that people also search on social media just as they do on search engines, to use this social media platform fully, join groups related to your niche, create a group and fan page for your blog and always feed you followers consistently, though am going to write a separate post for social media and seo.

3:Guest Post: yes guest post is still very much alive and active, a lot of bloggers has maximize this opportunity and has used it to optimize their ranking in search engine, for those that don’t know what guest post is all about, it just have to do with writing for other blogs, this tip can help you in a lot of ways, most websites shares their guest posts on social media, and they mention you on it, now knowing fully well that this sites are mega websites and rank well on search engines, whenever you make a guest post on their site, your post is likely to show on search engines, now knowing how it works the problem is knowing where to do your guest posting, at first before writing a guest post, first of all think about your niche, your audience and your goals, with this on your structure out your plan and post and look for websites that are in your niche.

source:http://techwatchs..com.ng/2017/05/master-skills-of-seo-and-be-successful.html

just saw mine, 216 not that bad!!

I wrote on the 13 oo, I have not seen my result yet, how did you check yours?

sarrki:
People attending his church knows what they want and it is definitely not salvation. The pastor is a seller and having study the market well, know what will bring customers. All young people want to leave the country and they need what to do this.......VISA. Pastor, please carry on. May your pocket never dry, may you have more customers/worshippers to your church so that sales/collections will be plenty and you can dressing like a movie start and flashy like a drug baron and give monies to the fine babes for the enjoyment of their bodies. Please, open a branch in North Korea o because I heard those people need your kind of Christianity and their girls can teach you one or two new style. VISA, VISA, VISA, COME FOR YOUR VISA

that's why Nigerians are not progressing, they talk any how, do stuff anyhow just to gain attention and if things starts getting though for them, they blame it on economic recession, bro as long as Christianity is concern any word can be used it does not necessarily means that what they are saying there, is the physical visa, since visa symbolises passkey it can stand for anything, be it financial freedom or whatever and finally, that is not Suleiman himself, it is one of his branch pastor that is holding the program, his picture is just there just because it is a custom for all his branch pastors to add his picture to their banner, so dude stop auguring blindly cus if I have bro like u, ah u for don see fire for my hand nau, your mate dey pursue money, u dey pursue who don already get am, even 10 years to come, u no go even fit buy Im shoe, so why are you killing yourself, ah for babes and offering stuff, e be like say e dey your eyes wella, u fit go become pastor, make u dey carry babes and offering,my papa get many land, I fit cut give u, as far say u no touch any of my sisters, yeyeness in the highest order..... am not his member though, just airing my views, cus I love your joblessness though, keep it up@OP

Afam4eva:
Go to your browser. Hold CTRL+H and then click on "Clear browsing history"

ok thanks bro, i have tried it several times, is still showing the same stuff.

i thought u said the domain worked on ur pc right?

Afam4eva:
From your browser. Which browser do you use?

google chrome