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Dat day i tasted rita lori's water. Den it was 200# for gate fee. My uncle frnd took me there, i tink say na small tin. I enter water my leg no touch ground and my uncle friend nono. Dat day na cursed day o. Till today am still a sucker for swimin

Everything is leakd, are this pics not beta than those girls in bikini takin pics like ant lickin sugar.
Its not leakd, she is up and comin so wat she needs now is attention. And she wants to get it frm any angle.

the day i xcaped mrs omawumi's cane. From pry sch till i finished secondary sch.my agric note has the history of getin lost or bein torn. Mrs omawumi enterd class dat day and asked everybody to bring out there note that she wants to check it. Innocent boy like me was rackin his brain to bring an xcuse cos i was copying a new note. Omo like play like play she don dey flog peepz o and that row was filled with ladies and she floged dem the way those jews handled Jesus. Choi i told my best friend bside me dat am dead today. The girls note were not complete while me i lost mine. She was goin to call me
1.careless boy.
2.born throway.
Yoruba women sabi curse now.
God did one miracle dat day. She reached my row and she skipped it. My hrt was still beating like military drum even when she skipped us cos i was like, after she finish she go com back. But after she finished flogin, she just shouted i will be here nxt week to check ur notes. Omo dat day, i lick all the yogurt wey dey school

Mehn i wonder y that religion still dey exist. Anyways, since the devil is alive, somethings will still be alive.

It sounds odd to my ear. Like one of those 18centuries words.

lemme shutup sha

Lols i dont even need to read the article cos pdp to dem is like a friendly company to invest. They will soon reap in trillions. Workers calm down.

Fabregas aka d man wey talk pass parrot.

morally that girl does not match the 'mrs' Title

She looks devastated, like a girl suffering frm hrt brk.

Nxt 16yrs from now, one baddo will be winkin for the babe.

TrishaP:
United all the way.

Wish I can just get a hand shake or a hug from my favourite players. (Van persie,Di Maria and Rooney). It would have been chicaritto buh he is no longer there.

am di maria's PR. Tho. Get to him thru moi

It would have been better if nigeria is a communist state.

EMANY01:
Aww men I was hoping the US would not rise to the bait.The hack routes all went through china.The Chinese may not have been able to stop it but the were sure able to get a good look at US cyber command assault sub-routines and will be studying the information gleaned very intensely.
Cyber commands first act was supposed to be major like war with China.Now the "main enemy" has gotten a good look at their force structure,without engaging with them.

am suspectin china hacked sony pictures when all attentions were focused on NK

In naija here, we make use of nickel rock in our toilet so screw diz.

Dancing like a man. Instead of make man dey rock them bombay, na dem go dey rock urs.

In france here we dont start it with miso, we start with sexo, puto, sucko and boobso.

This one didnt happen to me buh i was present there. My nigga was playin table tennis with some unknown guys sha. First, they placed #200. My nigga won. The placed #500, my nigga won. Then the guy playin with my fnd and his friend started arguing. The guy came back and told my fnd that he will only play if my nigga was willing to place #1000. My guy na gambler nao, so he obliged. The guy won, my placed 1K again his rival won. My nigga place 2K again. The other guy won.. I was looking at the game as a normal thing but after that one, my fnd said his no more playin. Later on that day, some street guys now told my nigga that the guy he was playin tennis with made use of jazz, that tennis is there only means of feeding and shelter.

in secondary school, i was in number 3 group.

Check and balance the pix. See the girl hand and the guy

McSpark:
Na the guy na.

ashewo work too don dey pay like water....

I was not there when buhari ruled but with what av heard and read, i think his the right man because jona is all about economic sector. We need someone that can rule not just a leader.

Friendzone him.

Kpata kpata 1.8milli. Wats there. Win ultimate search collect 10mil and the other goodies..

Shinaad:
My friend.. u sabi how much be 10k USD? no be Naira o

Kpata kpata 1.8milli. Wats there. Win ultimate search collect 10mil and the other goodies..
Guyman think well oh

afolag:
money cant buy hapiness.....d day u marry her na dat day u dn enter am.

Stopped in ss2. Tho it wasnt everyday piss piss.

No Blackface ? This is crap. Blackface is supposed to blow but he keeps talking about govt instead of singing street jamz