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plainol:
Why not put his sim card in another phone, or the health care personnel don't know this.?

inserting the Sim card in another phone does not guarantee access to contacts as most people store there contacts on the phone not Sim.

no. 4 and 5 is common to both males n females. I wonder what makes it unique to only ladies.

Dotwillis1:
[/i]Most Ladies if not all, are guilty of some of these habits shortlisted below.

Tho I aint one of em female bashers crew buh I just decided to create a counter thread to this [i] https://www.nairaland.com/3209587/10-bad-habits-guys-find

1. Bathroom Habit

Seeing panties and bra of different colour hanging on the wall of public bathrooms aint no new thing. A lady will be so deep in thoughts of the nice Bleep she had with her bf while bathing, and she will forget she actually entered the bathroom with pants on. My thoughts . Then you enter and see display of shrink pants and bra for sale

Even some of em who are used to washing after taking their bath, still enjoy the habit of leaving it to dry inside their bathing bowl without spreading.

2. Bedroom Habit

The fear of going to the toilet at mid-night, or the reluctant feeling to walk has caused our ladies to adopt the use of an empty custard container or paint container as their mini urine depot. And they won't get up in time to quickly get rid of the chocking smell conc acidic liquid.

Sometimes back, I went to a lady's room very early in the morning, to retrieve the caculator I lent her. The bad odour that oozed out from a paint container at the right corner of the entrance, greeted me goodmorning buh my legs responded quickly with a reversed gear. I almost puke.

3. Excess Make up

The way some ladies apply foundation powder this days, you start to wonder if Gabriel will be able to recognize them when distributing blessings.

Whenever you see a lady on an heavy make up, nigga don't get captivated. Listen to that still voice behind it saying 'this is not my real face oo' . Then move your eye censor down to the feet and witness the state of its maltreatment. They spend time practicing fine art on their face buh to sponge their leg is a problem

4. Typing Habit

And this is so annoying, ladies abrivi8 evri posibu wrds .. even the word ' abbreviation ' wasn't abbreviated. What the heck is ''nvm, idk, cmb, fn,I ''huh. The funny one is kk', why not just type 'ok' no be 2 letter word?

They type as if some alphabets on their keyboard got missing!

That was how I was on chat with a young lady this morning, and I was like; hello, a lovely morning to you ..she responded with Gm' ... Ok, 'How was your night? .... Fn' sucks! I felt like punching my phone screen and wishing it'd meet her.

5. Gossiping

Gossip and ladies are synonymous

Its in their blood


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theEYe21:
Op maybe girls you met in the ghetto will do such. Civilized ladies rarely do such

I totally agree with u, in fact I hv never seen or heard of no:1.
anyway, what would one expect from a public toilet.

TrapQueen77:
Why Philippines ? Tats a country not a person! Does she looks like 7,107 islands?

don't mind the illiterate....

ticker:
is this job advert for real? i will apply anyway

don't look real to me, most companies do not state the salary in their advert.

owanguy:
what are they waiting for

budget I guess....

StepTwo:
so this is the only possible way you had to correct people for what ever mistake you claim?

you must feel so hallowed having posted one or two vacancies on nairaland, i see.

the other poster that had to correct someone else without going for offensive words is stùpid, you must think.

you even had the gutz to call someone a buffoon while you busy acting it all up and talking about d possibility of you being HR, clap for yourself for being so perfect.

i wouldnt join in your insult campaign, after this, you can go on exhibiting your innermost, suit yourself.

one thing i know for sure, posting vacancies on nairaland doesnt make you any better than the people u you choosed to insult.

may God give you the vigour to post more as you impact on the lives of the people here and those around you. Remain blessed.

This is exactly the problem with us Nigerians, we fail to comply with simple instructions and end up trying to justify ourselves. if you have been following this thread, I an sure you would completely understand or perhaps feel her pain. People are just too careless or perhaps too stubborn to obey simple rules and regulations. No wonder, they say most of our graduates are unemployable.

ammyluv2002:
Honestly, i don explain tire both via email and here. And, if i no reply now they go say "she's feeling so important"

Guys, please i don't give out jobs! I'm also a job seeker just like everyone else. Praying and hoping God will see me through. I really don't know how to explain this! We post these adverts so as to help each other.

I was a bit mad, but thank God you came to my rescue cause i don tire to explain and explain #NoOffenceToAnyonePls

the truth is the most people don't even take the time to go through previous threads, they just post. Which explains why they keep asking you for a job.

Kobicove:
I can't believe you actually made this suggestion about charging students money in order to pass them during exams!!!
Corruption is indeed running free in Nigeria!

it was a very stupid n lame suggestion. what has become of our society. people now consider exploiting students as a source of income.

Princeojua:
From what I read, bro go and lecture.
In a federal university you can be paid at least 200k including as allowee.
Students will want you to favor them with marks to pass, that's another Money. lets say 100 students want you to pass them at 3k each x 100= 300k. that's bonus for just one semester.

what a lame analysis.
so it is now a norm for students to pay and pass?? No wonder most graduates are considered unemployable, because all they had to pay was 3k to pass. FAVOR FEE indeed.

dyydxx:
if you in abuja go to Nipost and drop your application at Abuja deliveries. Follow all the instructions in the advert.The stamp is 100. finish

please do you have the link for the advert??

blaze007:
i have a frnd there. They are into IT. Their office is at the back of Rita Lori garki 2. They pay is also good. Just have hands on experience. Best of luck bro.

what is the pay like? I also got invited for an interview.

modath:
Bros, but the yuan to naira regime hasn't even commenced yet, so effects shouldn't be felt yet...

Are you with me? Is trade not supposed to be in full force before big drops begin to happen?

Which if one can take a wild guess points to specularion manipulation, & Sabotage..

The crash from 390 to its 320 band convinced me that even in the throes of forex scarcity, sharp practices abound..

Naija for show!!!

you are right but don't forget that the news/information is enough to create an effect. just like in forex trading.

yes she is a lady indeed.. a tomboy.....

donbugy:
If you look very well the person checking them is a girl, Abi una blind...














I got fresh webmail.

BlackAlbino6:
Helo dear, I have undertaken the other requirements for the application until I got to upload my CV that I began to have some problems. Any time I browse and upload my two and halve page CV, this the message I get. "Error! The filetype you are attempting to upload is not allowed". Can you kindly tell me what is it that am not getting right?
I should be most grateful if you can help. Thanks in advance

All you need to do is to convert it to pdf format.
On Google, type online word to pdf converter.
After converting it, you can then upload it.

Well I studied in NCAT and as far as I knw, you can apply for more than one position. If your lucky and get selected for the positions you applied for, you then have the option of selecting the one you like the most. But I think applying for 6 positions might be on the high side. 2 to 3 would be reasonable and understandable n less selfish I guess. So you can give other people the opportunity to apply.
What is your discipline by the way. Just curious...

oluwamitomisin:
That's not the issue Debbie. I thought of that as well. Don't you think applying to all the positions one qualify for will boost his or her chances? Or do you think this amount to multiple applications? Please advise.

KashyBaby:
It depends what food I'm drooling on that day...a minimum of 10dollars per lunch is fine with me...

Kamusta Kashybaby? ??

HitlerGaddafi:
This boy sef dey dull me. Thief attack you shoot you for leg con run commit join. Chai omo if to sey na me I for don't butcher like 3 of them first before I con settle down with the remaining two.
This boy self dey dull me. Na me use my money build my house and na me still be the gateman of that my house. Them no born anybody grandma well. I go send am back go baba God.

What are you saying?

Angelovic96:
pls can someone help with a good cv i will be very grateful

. You can Google for different cv sample depending on your profession or the job you are applying for. All you need to do is to follow the format...

goldenboyofpsy:
Finally God Has finally answered me. I got a job after the long awaited search. It was an unadvertised job. Never despise the days of little beginning. Even if you work as a volunteer,intern or what have you,make sure you are doing something to improve yourself. My prayers for you still looking for a job is that God will answer you too.

Congratulations.!!!

Kenzico:
This is a Brutal death...Who is to blame "the train or the Deaf n Dumb man"

The bystanders are to blame I guess...

nell2:
For latest vacancies check my signature

Where is ur signature??

ademega:
that conclusion can't be my fault u kn. the way u dress is the way u will be addressed.

You are absolutely correct and I used to believe in that too. But that changed after I lost the opportunity of landing a job in one the multinational companies.
My CEO to be was casually dressed at the gate and I walked past him thinkingo he was one of the security men only to get to the final interview and..... the rest was history...

ademega:
that man behind in suit thou

he can't be PA and a gate man couldn't just be their at that time. just wondering how such a dressed man could be captured in that pix.

One thing I got to learn in this life is never to look down on anybody. Never judge a man based on his outfit or attire. Do not be surprised, he might be the brain box behind the entire company....

greenhulk:
Hulk

Do you play poker??

Alright... let's get back to business guys....any job lead for the week

I just spoke to the so called Dr Adewale Vincent Adebayo on phone. I saw a comment here on nairalaND recommending him as a contact for sme loan.
He said "I should pay 20k for a loan of 1million. And the interest is 5% payable within 1 to 10years. With 1 year grace period"...
he said "he works in the president office and has been there since 1999".
Well being the type that hardly believes anything. I Googled his full name n discovered from LinkedIn that he is impersonating someone else. This is because the dates and information he gave don't tally even if the name is the same.
But he was smart enough to register his sim card with Adewale Vincent Adebayo.
But then his number starts with 090.. a man of such caliber shouldn't be using 090 he should be using 080 one of the old lines. Especially since he claims to having been working in that office since 1999.. secondly it shouldn't be so easy to contact a man of such caliber on phone over a loan of 1million, I should be speaking to his PA.
lastly we discussed on phone for over 5min, if it was legitimate he wouldn't have discussed all the details on phone. He should have requested I visit his office...
To me it's a scam.