₦airaland Forum

buharisbae:
so your blodas flooding Lagos nko?

for Business & Money not for Blood & War.

honestivo:
Soon I will be on that list as one of the richest man alive

if u want 2 to,just sow a seed in someone's life.(a seed that will shake u well well)

Ihavespoken:
Zik was a great man and lived long, 96 years or so no be beans.

na moi-moi?

GurlFriend:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/08/when-maga-ism-backfires-story-of-ada.html

pls 9jarians,if u know her or u r her relation indicate here.

VolTOxic:
Nonsense. He's old. That's the simple truth.
He'll have to massage his body with hot water later.

we go see when them lock u and am 4 one room,who go 1st shout.

gocac:
Lol.... Can any good thing come out of northern Nigeria?? Just a question though

suya

Inferiority comple.the egyptians u see 2day,2morow u see them no more.chie,this man just refused a hand of folloship.

Agunechemba1:
President Buhari needed an interpreter to communicate with Nobel laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka.

Well you wouldn't blame Mr President.

u got it wrong,he can hear him from afar and he does want him to come close.
bubu be like,this man bring cultism 4 this country uni,make i go far.
him be like "y this man the fear me like this na,u see am the north no trust the west.

They will still come to the south-east to look 4 man power.who u think say go leav him cow go do oil work?

funmijoyb:
That's why d yorubas of d oyo empire gave them d name IGBO which translated to bush people.

so no be 2day way,the yoruba begin d smoke igbo.

asorocker:
these men look far healthier, happier, finer , contented than the present peopl we have in Nigeria today

because the spirit of biafra was still high.their wife were not raped,their farms were not destroged by cow that will eat imported grasses.

There is no smoke without fire.b4 any actions let them investigate very very well and jaw jaw.pls no war war.

sarrki:
Wait oooo pipeline still remain un blown

We get light here ooo

ooooh!why na? u too talk o!now them go come 4 that one now.if light go na u cause am o!

Longeria:
God bless you Patient Jonathan, mama peace. They said your husband stole over 60 billion dollars, yet, you can not afford common 40 million naira hand bag.
You don't have expensive wrist watch, because you afford it.
None of your children is schooling in London, New York or Paris, but in Nigeria.
You traveled to any part of the world you wished to, without any fear of any fear of ugly past Because you have none.


May God bless you and your family.

op see waitin u do now?i rush in hopin to see mrs buaria,only to see mrs jojo.

I know this people have real Jewish blood among them.in my country somebody said"a fight against boko haram is a fight against the north."

Zoologist

donbuchi1:
Papiwata, you may be wrong to have compared Vietnam war to the ND struggle. Reason been it could be a war fought by government against its own people. And government will still enjoy some support from few niger deltans. Vietnam war was been Vietnam and America. A terrain unknown by the latter. The ND is not completely new to military forces. Think about it...

I share in the ND struggle (control what you produce)... I would have fought for biafra... I served in ND and have lived in ND. it is going to be colossal damage and Buhari/Burutai will not relent until ND is completely damaged. Do you have enough to face you own national military?

by doing that they will draw the attention of the world.it is a trap 4 bubu,they have already laure him into it.

cktheluckyman:
MAY THE SRONGER FIREPOWER WIN!!!!

barman give this man 5 bottles of his brand.

AlphaCentauri:
pakistani president needs to be flogged na-ked in the united nations for deporting citizens of GREATTTTTTTT NIGERIAAAA

him no dey look face ?

that country na world power o!even america the give am small respect.

Ok,na let confirm 4rm uncle Fayose.

Drabeey:
And so what?

Is she supposed to put her belongings inside a polyethylene nylon?

Isn't she a rich woman?

Why is it now a curse for her to use an expensive bag.

Tah! Commot for here


DRABEEYWasHere

op pls which work way she d do,way make am rich?is that money not enough to feed some of her own hungry people.that tin na pure wickedness way carry pikin 4 back

IMASTEX:
This world is indeed a complex place. You might be forced to agree after hearing this account. A friend, Joe (not real name) came to me lust in thought about what to do. According to him, he had finalized every wedding arrangement including printing of invitation cards, etc only to be invited by his pastor last week. On getting there, the pastor requested for his TITHE CARD. Unfortunately, he was one of those who doesn't subscribe to owning a tithe card, even though, he is a tither. So, when he couldn't provide his pastor with the tithe card, the pastor bluntly informed him that he can't conduct the wedding ceremony without that record. After much pleading and negotiations including involving some family members, his fiancée, etc. The pastor finally gave him an option of paying accumulated tithe. A two years back log was calculated for him, amounting to hundreds of thousands. Which must be paid before the wedding can hold.

Now the issues is that, Joe doesn't feel pleased been subjected to such conditions. However, to shoulder such task, Joe suggested cutting down some of the wedding activities/expenses but his fiancée didn't accept it. And he didn't quite conform to holding the wedding in his fiancée's church because of the small size of the church building which is even undergoing construction work. Some of his family members are even suggesting to just go for registry after the traditional marriage and forget about the white wedding. All these issues are what is giving him worries.

Please, your matured advise/opinions will be greatly appreciated. The wedding is suppose to hold 20th of this Month. Yet, no valid conclusion is reached.

if e sure say him the pay am,make him go to him bride church na.make e save money to feed him wife o!

Chiscomax:
I got a placement on the Last week of June, 2016 for my industrial training having completed 3years and a semester of Mechanical Engineering in a prominent Federal University. The I.T placement I got happen to be a project which I believe a lot of money is involved in( this is not my concern anyway).


I have worked with them through some mechanical stages until the site engineer insisted I work with him on electrical engineering jobs which I had to join him because he is a senior colleague after all. 3weeks into the electrical job it started to occur to me that I am;
1. Not gaining mechanical Experience
2. I am being used for most of the work(electrical) by this site engineer since I happen to learn fast and do more than my other colleagues even when they are getting paid and I am not and it is going to 2 months now

I have discussed the issue with the site manager and he promised to talk to the site engineer which I am not certain of he did.


I am fed of everything and the training is becoming frustrating since I am neither Learning what I came for nor getting any pay for doing electrical jobs.

I intend meeting the site manager on Monday to quit if they insist I do the electrical jobs which hectic and comes along side with other mini jobs like digging to lay Cables, climbing of tanks. Please I need your advice

if am ur senior bro,the kind flog i go flog u.see ur life u even get where u dey do IT.my bros continue with it,i beg u,u no no 2morow o!with that experience only u can feed ur generation o!this is 9ja o!i no plenty MEE way dey work 4 bank now.

Twizzy30:
Go For Gold

circles

Pastor!pastor!! I don confirm am.our prayers against witches and wizards dey work o!

fastest007:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/young-womans-obituary-poster-goes-viral.html

APC

UbochiBinNa:
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.



Check out the things that you can do with it

FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...

SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
Editor ' s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! '



THIRD: Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can
notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234,
then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location.

http://www.topnetblog.com/2016/08/sponsored-post-5-things-you-probably.html

the last one no fit work 4 9ja na!imagine in the case of the police not having fuel in their motor.or have to push they motor to start.the robber never go since?

kendrickabaga:
President Buhari selects 30 innovative youths to advise him on ways to push Nigeria forward


The presidency has shortlisted the names of 30 Nigerians who would submit and explain their ideas to the Federal Government on ways to boost Technology, Agriculture, Communications, Power, Fashion and Entertainment in the country.

Dozens of applications were submitted to the Presidency during June's "Aso Villa Demo Day" but the names of the successful 30 were selected for a one-on-one discussion with the Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari at Aso Rock Villa, Abuja, at a scheduled date.

The full list of successful candidates:

1. Chika Uwaze – Talent Base
2. Obidipe Oluwaseun – Mocapro
3. Tele Ogundipe – Egusi Soupe
4. Amaka Osita – Fuel Voucher.com.ng
5. Tolu Adeyanju – Red Bank
6. Ifedayo Oladapo – Grit Systems
7. Nkem Okocha – Mama Moni Limited
8. Ebuka Nwora – Etyres
9. Dami Olokesusi – Shuttlers NG
10. Amarachi Nwanamodo – Amagzy Global Ventures
11. Oladimeji Sofowora, Wole Ralph, Laolu Ojeniyi – One Medical
12. Mogbeyiteran Tosan – Blackswan
13. Angela Adelaja – Fresh Direct
14. Ahmed Sodiq – Micro Scale embedded
15. Dimgba Kalu – Projaro
16. Abubakar Garba & Abdul Samad Gorbin
17. Emmanuel Okena – Tracology
18. Lois Auta – Cedar’s seed
19. Kamaludeen Sabiu – Seamless system’
20. Peter Agada – Tiller Cyrus
21. Desmond Okoye – Doctor’s office
22. Uzuq Tim – Tembe.com.ng
23. Alifa Nicholas – Ajaoku.com
24. Roland Reagan & Edmond Adoku – Meditech
25. Akinola Solomon – Africa on the rise tech community
26. Alison Ukonu – Recycle points
27. Uche Ariolu – Foodstantly
28. Benson Godwin – Tuteria
29. Mina Ogbanga – Ascent GP
30. Odior Yole – GO CV.


Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/president-buhari-selects-30-innovative.html

seun wey get nairaland name no dey here o?abi him no be youth too?him na grand papa?i beg that list no comple loo!!

So sad

EOOJ:
Straight to details...

After a very hectic day, on my way home with my colleagues, we stopped very close to our bus stop to get somethings. You know how such places are; always very rowdy with all kinds of people.

Then all of a sudden, just right infront of us, a young lady shouted thief!!! Thief!!! My phone!!! My phone!!! And she immediately ran after the guy. When she held him, he quickly removed the phone and gave it back to her....


Hmmmm, you can imagine what happened next.....dam, before i could blink my eye, people descended on the guy with all kinds of objects. He got the beating of his life. At some point, people started shouting, bring tire!!! Bring tire o!!!!

Looking at the angry mob, men i just swiftly left the place to avoid stories that touch later.... They might kill him, they might not.....all this happened around 7pm



For this kind time....some people get mind sha

op wey foto na?

winkmart:
You can imagine how the scourge plaguing the country at the moment is extended to the United States. The Nigerian Embassy in The US has being without light for a while now. Reason being that they are owing Electricity bills.

What a shame on the country that claims to be the most populous black nation in the world and one of the largest producers of oil in the world, with other vast resources.

When are things going to get back into place in this country. We have missed it long ago!!!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/08/nigerian-embassy-in-us-has-no.html

chie!! How i fit send my,i pass my neighbour to them.