₦airaland Forum

Inside the creek is like puzzle,if u enter there u will lost.

shogotermies:
rebel will kill you,
you don't even know the difference between the Moon and Noon..

mtcheew....

r u above mistake?all i know is my Jesus pass u.throw ur stone again and see ur life.

Yes more that GEJ,Guinness book of record things.

mohince:
If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:

The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US
HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance

we cannot use the same moon with the zoo-ipob
breaking news: PMB,is not trying to northernise nigeria,therefore he appointed Fayose as chairman of the MOON sighting.

Eho make them take am easy na,gas don cost o!

ThePeacemaker:
In Niqeria where i come from, Dolphin no be for recreational purpose.
.
.
Na "FOOD"

imagine noodles with dolphin flavour.

Wen u be president b4,how many wey dey ur cabinet?how many wey u impower or giv work? I beg park well o!

divinehand2003:
6. Sagem:

SAGEM was a major French company involved in defense electronics, consumer electronics and communication systems.

i still rock my sagem my x5-2

popesam1:
You've seen a thread about an armed soldier/
Pastor ministering
in a military church on sunday in
North Eastern Nigeria.

Here is another picture of the
soldier going to church with his
gun.



http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/07/more-photo-of-armed-soldier-going-to.html?m=1


See the thread where the soldier was preaching.

https://www.nairaland.com/3203556/armed-soldier-preaching-military-church



CC: lalasticlala, mynd44

on that faithfull day,Satan will go on sick leave.

"Delay tactics"him na one minut man?well no worry him go come 4rm the bed room soon.

jenigurl:
That was rude

my apology,but so childish to see it.

COOLDK:
Jagunlabi dey pursue person wey dey front. Another person dey pursue Jagunlabi.


Interestingly interesting!

u go see very soon,that another person somebody too go the pursue am.

photoshoot:
Don't they sleep?

u self no dey sleep?me na watch night o!,b4 u ask me d same question.

nnamdiokere45:
mke una explain na? d car dey fly

no but can swim,good 4 nigeria flooded roads.

happen2:
I thought Badoo has been arrest recently or this case was Old one.

the thin tire me o!there are some stupid people here,who just wait 4 other people posts and recycle them without shame.

Dobxy:
Good morning all, do anyone still remember that Niger Delta Militants said they'll bomb 3rd Mainland Bridge on 2nd of July.

https://www.naij.com/871789-deadly-militant-group-issues-date-bomb-3rd-mainland-bridge-others.html

Either the group meant it or not, I hope & I want to believe that Lagos State Government has put up Security Measures against that.

And importantly. If anyone notices any strange movement around, He should be proactive and report such situation to police or call emergency number 767 or 112, its FREE.

Its also our Social Responsibility to have A Safe & Secured community, I plead to everyone of us to be Security conscious!

~Dobxy

oboy!mind urself o!which kind title be dis,chie my mind don fly finish.

Na wa o!

LaurelP:
Do train still function in this country? Just asking cos I cant remember when last I saw a train

yes they do

Kaponanty:
It appears that my brother, who is a very hardworking and caring man is not staying with his family due to the nature of his work to make ends meet. However, usually visits home at least once in every three 3 months or as time permitted.
Apparently, I was not staying with them until just of recent when my brother and his wife insist that I should stay with them and feel the vacuum of the uncertainty loneliness.
Undoubtedly. my sister-in-law is so caring and considerate but unfortunately she is a philanderer and she has been playing her game smartly until this fateful day when she gave me her phone to subscribe for her. Though its not in my attitude to pokenose but the WhatsApp prompt really caught my attention as it reads "Miss you too dear, please make sure you call me before you come tomorrow" I was really devastated by her grief that she is a green snake under the green grass. To crown it all, my sister-in-law was telling in advance that would be visiting her parents and would pass night with them.
I have no doubt that she is visiting the guy to enjoy herself but in my opinion I intend to call the guy and scare him off my Sister in-law or should I seat my in-law down and counsel her because she always respect and behalf like innocent.
Please what should I do as am really confused Thanks.

both options are good try them.

Jadonjack:
Things are really happning in this world of ours....

I'm not really close to this my uncles(my dad's younger brother) family but we do meet and chat occasionally.

I was about driving out of the guest house few hrs ago(was dere to see the manager) when I noticed a woman who look familiar walking hand in hand with a strange man into the guest house, I stylishly followed them and I saw clearly that the woman was the same woman I thought her to be( my uncles wife).

I approached the receptionist to asked about what I saw and I was told they were couple and that they come like that 2-3times a month.

I was amazed cos my uncle whom I attended his wedding isn't the one I saw in the guest house, also, he stays in Abeokuta not Lagos whr I saw the "couple".

To affirm what I saw, I called my mum to know the state of their marriage and she said they still lives in abeokuta that it seems the husband(my uncle) is on a business trip.

I left the guest house few minutes ago but I just can't stop thinking...

What the heck is wrong with ladies of nowadays?
What should I do with this information??
What will happen if this information is divulged?? What will happen if its not??

try and know the days they go there.wen u see them,confront her.

I beg who be labito(the man the wanted to kill but killed someone else)and where is/was he 4m?

End time pastors everywhere o!

greatiyk4u:
Hmmm,...........ur name says it all

Ikpe-azu...........meaning.....back judgment

and it also means last judgment.

Yes u r correct!!with due respect sir,one more head is needed and it is yours,if not unity can never be strong.

id911:
For there to be peace and rapid growth and development in any country, every section and citizen must be treated equally. Unfortunately, the situation in Nigeria is different. For instance, in the so-called Geo-Polical Zones, one zone has seven states somewhere while elsewhere another zone has only five states. A state has 44 LGAs somewhere while another one has only 8！And Fed allocation is distributed based on this.

Drinking of alcohol and smoking is prohibited in some states but alcohol and tobacco taxes are collected in Lagos, Enugu, Aba, Uyo, Warri, Ibadan, and the Fed Govt will distribute the proceeds from these taxes to all the States and no states will reject the money.

The first Standard Gauge Rail Tract in Nigeria that runs from Abuja to Kaduna is almost completed-pls correct me if i’m wrong-Why Abuja to Kaduna？Why is the first one not Lagos to Abuja or Lagos to Ibadan or Lagos to Port Harcourt or Warri to Aba or Onitsha to Uyo？But the resources used in developing it come from a particular section of the country.

I finished Higher Institution four years ago, more than 60％ of my friends, even those i met during service, from the North were employed and some are still being employed in government Agencies, Ministries and Parastatals while less than 20％ of those of us from the South have such opportunity. They said there are no jobs, we should create jobs for ourselves, fine. Why then are some people from a section of the country find it very easy to get these jobs while some of us from the other section are left to wander aimlessly in the ’wilderness’？Again the resources that run these Ministries, Agencies and Parastatals come from a particular section of the country.

Concerning the Niger Delta Region. Some people would say they gave them NDDC, they gave them 13％ derivation, etc, what do they want？and all those balderdash. The question is：will that stop air pollution or the destruction of the ecostystem or one man in Adamawa or Sokoto from owning Oil blocks in their domain？You may called them millitants, criminals, etc, but the truth is, they are fighting for greater participation in the management of the resources found in their backyard. If the Fed Govt succeeds in subdueing Avengers today other deadly millitants will surely emerge in the future. Without restructuring the country and without Nigeria adopting Fiscal Federalism, the issue of militancy will never stop.

There are so many abnormally in the system, space will not permit me to mention them. I used to pray for Nigeria but unfortunately I will never do that again. There can never be peace in this country unless there is equity, fairness and justice

it was GEJ that did the rail,bubu just completed it o!

MyX1:
Following President Mohammadu Buhari’s
probing of political oppositions and enemies
which has raised so much concern in the
Country, an International Media ”CNN” has
released the full list of Nigeria treasury
looters to assist the President fight the
corruption from the grass root if truly he is
sincere.
The publication shows how corrupt Nigerian
former leaders are and how much they looted
from the public treasury. Through their
statement the list should guide President
Buhari in his fight against corruption and not
to play party politics.
Read the full list:
1. Oluesgun Obasanjo – He stole $25 billion
from 1999-2007 ($16.4 from power sector
alone)
2. Mohammadu Buhari – He stole $25 billion
from 1994-1999 (from PTF fund)
3. Ibrahim Babangida – He stole $15 billion
from 1985-1993 ($12.4 billion from oil wind
fall in 1990)
4. Abdulsalam Abubakar – He stole $9 billion
from 1998-99
5. Sani Abacha – He stole $7 billion from
1993-1998
6. Ahmed Bola Tinubu – He stole and
continues to steal from Lagos Stata treasury
since 1999 till date. It’s estimated that he has
stolen $6 billion so far.
7. TY Danjuma – He fraudulently got enriched
through oil blocks from the Niger Delta worth
$20 million in the 70s after the counter coup.
Those oil blocks worth billions of dollars in
today’s value.
8. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi – He stole $1.2
billion as CBN Governor from 2008-2014. 9. Bukola Saraki – Through his father,
Olukola Saraki, their bank, Societe Generale
and as a governor of Kwara State
(2003-20111) he stole $1.1 billion
10. Nasir El Rufai – Before he was made the
FCT Minister, El Rufai was broke, homeless
and was looking for loan to import taxis from
the UK. After he was made the minister, he
seized landed properties that belonged to
Nigerians and resold them with huge profit.
It’s estimated that he stole $1 billion from
2003-2007.
11. Tunde Fashola – He is the poster boy of
Tinubu. Boht of them looted Lagos dried and
left it in debt of about N1 billion. Fashola,
among other thing built his personal website
for N78 million, drilled borehole for over
N100 million per each and built a kilometre
road for N1 billion. He stole $900 million
from 2007-2015. He is now a minister, he
will continue the looting.
12. Chubike Rotimi Amaechi – From 2007 to
2015, he stole $700 million as $150 million
were used to sponsor Buhari and APC.
13. Atiku Abubakar – When he was asked by
our reporter how he made his money, he
simply said “he was always at the right place
at the right time. Atiku is an astute
businessman, but through shady deals, he
stole $500 million from 1999-2007.
14. James Ibori – He stole $150 million from
1999-2007 as governor of Delta State. He’s
serving his term for money laundering in the
UK.
15. Amina Mohammed – This woman was the
founder of Afri-Project Consortium (APC) that
was in charge of all PTF Projects during
Abacha’s regime. About $125 million was
stolen from PTF accounts from 1994-1998.
Buhari has just nominated the same woman as
a minister to continue the stealing.
16. DSP Alamieyeseigha – He stole $120
million and was arrested for money
laundering. He pleaded guilty and long served
his term.
17. Sule Lamido – He stole $110 million
between 2007-2015 and out of that amount,
$50 million was found in his sons’ bank
accounts. He was arrested and detained for
days together with his sons.
18. Rabui Kwankwaso – He stole $100 million
as a governor of Kano State. EFCC has
arrested many of his aides and they are
“singing” how they siphoned the money.
19. Kashium Shettima – this governor has
stolen about $80 million and still counting.
20. Rauf Aregbesola – he has milked Osun
State to the tune of $60 million.
21. Kayode Fayemi – this former governor
stole $40 million and stashed some part of
the loot in Ghana. He was reportedly bought a
bed for N50 million.
In all these names none of them came from
South East, this clearly shows that Nigeria is
owned by the Hausa-Fulani’s and the
Yoruba’s.

this list is not complet,as far as u mention states.we the igbos have states too.so call them starting 4rm abia.

alakara:
Admacine on my mind

pls wat is admacine?

Bluezy13:
Jacob was reasonable enough to sanction his sons knowing that the fault was his for not raising his Dina with good sense of judgment

thanks,but did the death rise again?d day u will touch ur girl/wife,if i catch u,ur name na sorry.

Bluezy13:
Hahahaha....













The dad is unlearned, the brother is immature nd stupid, the girl is still a kid and the poor boy is a weakling.

the boy will learn a big lesson,never abuse a woman.u know wat the sons of Jacob did because Dinah they sister?his lucky

glacswhite:
New Group of Agitators is said to Emerge in Yorubaland Known as Indigenous People Of Oduduwa (IPOO) demanding a Sovereign State...(Oduanistan) because of the current attacks going on in Ogun,Kwara and Lagos

i poo,leave tread come back with a roll of toilet tissue.

A man was bathing in the river,and a mad man(a fool)came and took all his cloths.this man saw him(the fool) and chased him around naked.guess wat?wat people saw,was two fools running around.lesson,silence is a better answer to a fool.(if u know his is really a "mad dog"

myfantasies:
Hmmmmm

I don't even know how mine looks like

where u dey?make i come see and classify am.