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blessedvisky:
Chai. See fresh yellow young guy wasted by cultists. His offence is either 1 or more of the following.

1) Toasting a cultists' girl (even crush sef Dan put person for danger).
2) belonging to a rival group.
3) refusal to join a cult.
4) Having info that endangers a cult or some of it's members

P:S TO THOSE QUOTING ME, I'M NOR AMONG OO ABEG.

but u r in between,abi?

Rexceedo:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-wont-seek-vengeance-killers-abuja-preacher-adeboye/

vengeance is of the Lord,simple and short.stop beating about the bush and read ur bible very well.

Joshemmy:
I read with trepedation testimonies of some people how they had miracles intervention in some area of their lives! Specifically, some had some financial challenges, and they prayed and someone they never met knocked on their doors and gave them the exact amount they needed claiming that they were instructed by the Holy spirit ! Some said while in great danger, they saw a man come to their aid lelues only for the helper to disappear immediately they are in safety!
If you take time to read some magazines, church newsletters and bulletins, you will encounter different types of testimony or signs and wonders experienced by some so called believers!
Are these things really( time of a concortinat an) arranged write ups or figments of imagination by a (roapped) society that are poor and hopeless. Is not a ploy by some pastors to divour people their churches (squize) out offerings from them!
What does it take to receive the kinds of divine attention and assistance from God of at exaits at all?
Help me.

yes na!am a witness of it.(not a Jehovah's witness o!)even u self,as u wake up this morning no be miracle?praise the Lord!!!!

Raph01:
Some Naija parents can b very funny

it is not funny,it is creative.(little necessity little invention)always give ur child wat u can afford.

hizaya61:
on my way to badagry to see someone my car was stopped by nigeria custom, i was shooked when he ask me "which state am i from" to me it sound follishly.
if you are the one what will be ur answer?

i'll give him stupid answer in form of question.y u dey ask?u want send rice give ur mama?

SamMilla1:
Noise makers.
You are planning to attack Avengers from weekend and send the news to Vanguard first.

when u want to visit ur babe,u don have recharge card,u send sms na.

VolT0xic:
Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

op u dey learn?
5)NDA, somebody 4 nigeria army said that,"we can't mach their weapons with NDA owns".on less it's a decoy.

ExAngel007:
have heard alot about househelp stealing money and end up saying they were "JAzzed" by some fraudsters.

Maybe her story is true

she stole the money,she told her sister different things?she is avoiding madam because of that.good morning,hope u slept well?

Chie!enemies 4rm her village.there r many live that she could save when alive.RIP

My nice was so angry,when she saw this."INDOMItable".she said only children r INDOMI-table.

tosin400:
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Policemen, are at the moment engaged in a gun battle with militants in Igando, area of Lagosstate.
a suburb of Lagos. It was gathered that the militants stormed the area around 4am, looting shops and shooting into the air.

The ongoing shootout, which has left three policemen injured, has caused residents of Igando, especially those around Ikejobi Avenue, Ewedogbon Bus Stop to flee their homes or hide indoors.


Two Rapid Response Squad armoured tanks are involved in the gun battle with more than 200 residents on the road with security operatives.


See More Photos below:



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http://punchng.com/breaking-soldiers-police-battle-militants-igando/

pls go closer na

Ok na we don hear,everything way them day use cook price don heigh.

globe16:
If Fashola, Tinubu, Amaechi, Theodore Orji, Peter obi are not among then it will be another unserious venture.. another jamboree to further impoverish and distract the zombies

this man don call the person i 2 want call.

youngest85:
even apostle paul wrote most of his epistles in prison....

So, inspiration deh prison well well

oya,let me book one cell 4 u,na free o!

I think say,them say if una no meet up to they demands no dialogue

Chie!what if they implicate?some people no get br**n at all.

Na wa o!this same 9ja way,if i want send common #30k i go fill form tire.well bubu don get the 1st enemy in Europe.hope them no go start to kill our brothers there o!

Naijasinglegirl:
How I got that phone was a miracle. For months, I downloaded every nice photo I saw of it on the internet.
I read ALL of the reviews on GSM ARENA. I saved penny by penny and one semester’s holiday, I stayed over at an aunt’s and on the day I was due to leave, she gave me enough money that completed my savings for the phone.

I remember brimming with smiles as I walked into a branch of Slot to purchase my Nokia e-Series. That day was one of the happiest days in my life. My phone became my family, boyfriend and best friend until the original owner came for it.

3pm one sunny afternoon, I went to the salon to retouch my hair. I was the only customer in the salon and my head was completely bent while my hairdresser kept applying relaxer.
My best friend was charging in a corner. Little did I know the last time I held it in my hands was the last time I was going to see my baby, dead or alive.

I remembered my hair dresser talking to a little boy who walked in, telling him she had no hair dye to sell. I didn’t see his face but I guessed he shouldn’t be more than 14 years old judging by the sound of his voice. Immediately he left, I remembered getting up to pick my phone but it was nowhere to be found, the charger dangling by the wall.

I panicked! That mini-heart attack you get when your phone mysteriously disappears from your pocket. I quickly collected my hairdresser’s phone and dialed my number. My worst fears were confirmed. The phone was switched off.
I sat on the ground and screamed. The hairdresser said the boy that came in probably took it. She said he rode a bicycle. I got up and walked to the left end on the street, and then to the right end of the street with my hands on my head. Then I ran left, and then right, asking people if they saw a boy rode past in a bicycle. I was losing my mind.
Usually, I never leave relaxer on my hair for more than ten minutes but I cared less that day. I didn’t care about the heat, the burns or my thinning hair strands. I was running left and right on the street with relaxer on my head.

A small group of people had gathered in front of the saloon to ask my hairdresser why her customer was running mad as my hairdresser narrated the incident to them. Two girls held my hands and begged me to at least allow her wash the relaxer.



It was getting to an hour and I refused to wash the relaxer.
Anyway, I didn’t leave the saloon until 7:30pm that day cos I had no willpower to walk.

When I got to my hostel that night, I met some of my friends waiting in my corner. Bad news travel fast indeed. They knew how much I dotted on my phone and they came to register their condolences. In a bid to console me, my friends were saying, “Don’t worry, that person that stole your phone has taken all your problems in this life!!!”
I was like, “Did I tell you people I have a problem with my problems? He should bring back my phone and my problems!”

I was inconsolable

That night I cried myself to sleep. I prayed for a miracle. I wished I backed-up my photos and data, I regretted going to the saloon, I regretted having hair. The thought that an illiterate boy was going to sell my N48,000 phone for N5,000 hurt me.
I wore black that week as though I was mourning….

When I showed no signs of improvement, five of my friends rallied and contributed 2’K each for me to get a London used version of the phone. Sister gave me 10K, I had 10’K and I was able to find a guy on Twitter that sold his for me for 30k.
I still have the replacement with me and though it isn’t working properly, I smile every time I stare at it.

If I lose a phone again (GOD FORBIDS!), I will surely act that way cos I have this special connection with material things I buy with my money, especially when I save for 9 months, clean kitchens, sweep and babysit kids to afford it.

What’s your experience losing a phone?


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/time-ran-mad-losing-phone/

take am easy o!it means it became ur god.learn a lesson dear,GOD loves u.he doesn't want anything come between u and him.u may still lost another one again.HE is jealous.

This man don park well tay tay.but e be like say him don recieve salary with arrears.if him like,make him no go educate him master,on how to run the country.

Na wa o!this people be ghosts?

Pls guys,can anyone help me with htc herm200 batteries.

marshborn:
A friend of mine was involved in a a motor accident on his way makurdi, somewhere in a remote part of benue state, according to eye witnesses he became unconscious and was rushed to the local health centre around that area for first aid treatment.

The good samaritans that helped were able to locate his two phones and they tried contacting his family or friends to inform them of his where about, but to their disappointment the two phones were locked. He stayed in the state of coma for two good days before finally giving up the ghost, because the local health centre lacked the professionals to keep him alive.
Had his phone been accessible he might have stood a better chance of being alive today.

So avoid putting a screen lock on all your phones, it's okay to lock certain applications that may contain personal messages and informations e.g mobile banking app, WhatsApp e.t.c. but at least leave the contact list accessible to everybody, DON'T PUT A SCREEN LOCK.
This might just save your life.

this thin way u talk na true o!but hope say no be people way d thief fone send u o!

Luckymay:
Op wait... Did you just say "pardon your error" cos you are in futo and not in camp bridge? Smh for you.

u won't understand,even people who came 4rm cambridge still do errors.there,there is no english department.when engineering drawings bend u finish,chai!u go even misspell u name.

PLS,CAN ANYONE REMAIND ME OF THE PERSON,WHO WROTE "THE LOG IN YOUR EYES"?

marvelife:
Good day dudes
please i kindly need your brotherly advise on this issue
we met some years ago when we were in university and we have Been doing things without any problem
after our service year she told me we need to move closer to God of which i respected her decision (No more xx)
was coming somewhere and entered without knocking and alas all i saw was her masturbating
please if you were in my shoe what could you do?

free her jo!she can't hold herself,she won't cheat on u.but she is sinning against God.pls talk to her.let her put God 1st b4 u and it shall be well with both of u.

hylyne:
Below are Ten key things you need to know about sperms



1. Not all sperm are made equal: As much as a man would love to have millions of perfect little guys, the fact is that many of them are deformed. We’re talking two heads, two tails, squiggly tails, heads that are too large or two small, etc.


2. Sperm are hard workers: Well, not all of them. But of the ones that can swim straight enough to get to the egg, one lucky bugger (though sometimes more than one. Can you say multiples?) drills its way into the egg to begin fertilization.


3. There is a difference between “sperm” and “semen”: Many people use both terms interchangeably, but they are not the same substance. Sperm cells are just one part of the semen. Seminal fluid also contains fructose and proteolytic, among other enzymes, to help the sperm on they way.


4. The odds are tough: In the average ejaculate, there 200 million sperm. That’s some steep competition!
5. Sperm don’t have to be moving to fertilize an egg: That’s both true and not true. For natural fertilization to occur, the sperm has to be able to swim and drill into the egg, but during In-Vitro fertilization, the sperm is injected directly into the egg, making motion on the sperm’s part a nonissue.

6. They don’t always know where they’re going: Only about half of the sperm who are ejaculated make it to the egg. The rest doodle around in circles.


7. You need to keep your boys cool: For healthy sperm to exist in a man’s body, the testicles need to be cooler than the body. On average, testicles are seven degrees cooler than the rest of the body. You don’t want the testicles to be any closer to the warmth than necessary. That’s why boxers are better than briefs when it comes to making babies!


8. The production process is different in men and women : Ladies are born with all the eggs they will ever have in their life. But men are constantly making new sperm. It takes about two months for a sperm cell to go from start to finish.


9. Diet plays a big role in the taste of semen: Gentlemen, if you are partial to MouthAction, do both of you a favor by exercising regularly and maintaining a diet high in fruits and veggies. It benefits you in that you will have healthier sperm, and it benefits your partner in that your semen tastes better. A diet high in red meat, dairy, garlic and coffee will make the taste of your semen take a nosedive.


10. They come in both genders: Yes, there are male and female sperm. The males tend to be faster, but the females are stronger, so it’s kind of a stalemate in the sperm gender war.[b]Below are Ten key things you need to know about sperms

no6 be like prayer point,"let there be confusion in our enemies camps."

kaykay1980:
Fake INEC certificate spotted. Uche Ogah's invalid CoR: You can't build something on nothing. Ladies & gentlemen, I present to you this day, two documents. Judge for yourself which of them is real. Compare and contrast the Valid and the invalid, original and forged. Before you do that, permit me to give you the background of how it all started. There was a governorship election in Abia State on April 11th, 2015. That election was declared inconclusive by INEC on the grounds of irregularities in some local government areas in the state. That election failed to produce a clear winner despite the fact that Dr Okezie Ikpeazu of the PDP was already cruising home with a wide margin of votes against Dr Alex Otti of APGA. INEC called for a supplementary election in the affected LGAs on April 25th, 2015. After the election of April 25th, a winner in the person of Dr Ikpeazu of PDP emerged as Governor-elect for Abia State, and he was issued with a certificate of return, bearing the two dates (April 11 and 25) that elections held. Uche Ogah did not contest any of the elections. He could not have because, as a matter of fact, his name was never submitted to INEC as a candidate by any political party. As far as the 2015 Abia Governorship elections are concerned, Mr. Uche Ogah, is and remains an interloper. He is not known by moral and electoral law in the governorship election. This is another reason he is invalid and will continue to possess an invalid document. The election that produced the Governor of Abia State in 2015 is the April 25th election, and not the inconclusive April 11th election. If Ogah had contested the election, he would have known this fact. He would have also realized that the document issued to him by some agents of INEC is fake. But as someone on the fast-lane, he lost his sense of reasoning. You can now understand why the failed civilian coup was plotted. You can also understand the rush by Ogah and his cohorts to invade the government house. But the coup failed. This conspiracy and evil plot has failed.

but if wat he is saying is true,about"the lies under oath"if the gov.is found guilty,then we have to choose between,the remaining two candidats of that election,based on ur facts.

This be like wwf,i wish i can get a better view.where,i can just sit a watch.

Abagworo:
You are one of Nigeria's problem. Police shot at a truck driver which lead to a protest by fellow truck drivers and all you could deduce was his ethnic group. As a youth corper you are meant to sweep aside that mentality and integrate with other Nigerians for more cultural understanding. What if the driver shot was from your own ethnic group or even happens to be your blood relative? Change from tribalism for good.

by they fruits,u shall know them.i don think she is,she is just expressing herself.

When banks bankrupt,they merge with,other ones to strenghten up.pls mr Gov.u can merge ur state with another na.

In the year xxxx of king Ramses of Egypt.this type of comment was made."we won't let the Israelies go"and somethins bad later happene to them.now in the year 2016 of president Buari"we won't let the Igbos go"hmmm,those who know history,don't allow it to repeat.

[color=#000099][/color]pls do anyone knows where,i can get htc herm200 battery?pls help a brother.