₦airaland Forum

hahn:
How people with such a rich culture believe that an illiterate carpenter in impoverished Israel deserves their worship eludes me

one day ur chair go break,u go find am u no go see am.

mperostar:
Former Chief Whip of the Senate, Senator Rowland Owie reacting to Aisha Buhari's controversial BBC interview said if his wife went public to criticize him the way Aisha Buhari did to her husband, in her BBC Hausa interview, he would send her packing from his house.

In an interview with Vanguard, Owie said although what Aisha Buhari said was right, it could have been said in the bedroom when she had some private time with her husband. Read More: http://www.maestroperostar.com/2016/10/aisha-should-have-advised-president.html

oga pls remember that pmb said that "she's 4 the kitchen and living room"may be Aso rock no get bedroom or the one way dey,dey occupied.

krissconnect:
2. You realise you'll be bathing with the other boys/girls at the stream/open bathrooms.
*chai gawd,this people will seeing my 'this thing' anyhow*

no senior want my waha then,b/c of my small karate skill.

krissconnect:
1. You eventually enter the school and realise you're on your own. No mummy,no daddy,no sibling.
*is this how I ended?*

my case was different,i have three other brothers.but wait o!scool father and mother nko?no be papa and mama?

derespect:
6 Nigerians from South East again?
They are just bent on tarnishing the image of our dear country.
They have inflicted pains on Nigerians and the citizens of other countries that were banned hoping to travel to Dubai for business or in search of greener pastures with their callous and criminal attitudes.

Posterity will surely judge you

i blame the west 4 all these.but y?y did u creat cults?Eiye y?

tinziemaine:
Awalebi, from Ilaje Local Government, Ondo
State was given out by Michael Thompson of
the same Eiye Confraternity as a cult leader.

samuel peter punch

ademega:
This country is moving forward

pls count that money again,if e no comple who we go hold?police or womanapers

Pls toes stepping minister,pls tell him not to step on the snake likes o!they are poisonous.

Can anyone prove 4 me that,Age is nothing but numbers?yes!grandpa of 94 doing wat his grand child+s cannot do in the gym.

ChangeIsCostant:
About 38 converted sex workers recently underwent water baptism in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. The spiritual exercise which was organized by the Omega Power Ministries on Saturday October 8th, 2016, was aimed at rehabilitating the former prostitutes who promised not to go back to their old ways.

The new converts were given free clothing, food items, shops stocked with wares and commodities to assist them to begin a new life...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/38-prostitutes-get-converted-in-port.html

i saw 38 repentants,thinking it is militants,only to read and discovered that it is f**klitants.wish them well.and make the spirit of God fill them.make monkey eyes no dey banana o!

2odd:
While many hope and pray to avoid anything that will cause them to be arrested throughout their lifetime, one man has actually been arrested over 1,500 times!!!!

Known as Henry Earl aka James Brown, the now 66-year-old man has made history as the most arrested man in the world, with over 1,500 arrests to his name. (That’s strange right?)

Earl who made his first trip to jail in the year 1970 (he was just 20-years-old then) for carrying a concealed weapon, has mostly been booked for getting very drunk in public. The man from Lexington, Kentucky, USA, has battled his drinking problem for years, and seems to even enjoy his frequent visits to jail (maybe that’s actually his favourite pastime).

Earl has spent over 6,000 days in jail in total, since his first arrest. Police insist they keep arresting him for his own safety, in a bid to keep him off the streets.

When CNN brought his frequent arrests to the light in 2003, his ‘fans’ went ahead to make a video of him. See video below:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=b2ahSLnd_6U
Source :https://www.naij.com/1001199-can-believe-man-arrested-1300-times-photos.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/04/us/kentucky-henry-earl-most-arrested/
Cc: lalasticlala, OAM4J,mynd44,lalasticlala

make him try again o!Madela still carry staf of prison.

dainformant:
A new story has been making the rounds concerning the controversial Zimbabwe leader of the Enlightened Christian Gathering (ECG) church, Prophet Shepherd Bushiri a.k.a Major 1, who is known for performing weird miracles and prophecies.

According to this fresh report, a man who was doubting the miracles being performed by the pastor in a church service yesterday -was met with "fire from above" which allegedly burnt his jacket (as seen in the pictures)..

Read the press statement as released by the church;

Miracle Sunday LIVE: Don't challenge God...

As the man of God continues to minister and demonstrate the power of God, something out-of-this world takes place.

A man runs forward screaming and asking the God of Major 1 to forgive him. To the surprise of many, this man holds up a burnt jacket. He notifies the masses that he was doubting the things that were taking place in this place.

In response, fire from above, came down on him!

Readers worldwide, the things of the spirit can only be spiritually discerned. Do not challenge the power of God, He is in this place and He is scheduled to touch your life.

Prophet Shepherd Bushiri, has been mocked in the past for sensationally claiming he was head of a made up organisation called AFFRICI, that he can 'enter the spirit realm', that God blessed him with a private jet - which no one is allowed to see and that he can walk on air.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/see-what-allegedly-happened-to-man.html

GOD is a consuming fire.that burn is not 4rm Him.

edoyad:
Soldiers have started kidnapping to get their own share of what was promised. Very soon, even those they're sending to raid houses and break doors will be heading to Daura to collect their own share too.

by that time i'll be long gone.(one road leads to Ghana.

conductor1:
The honorable state minister for Petroleum, Ibe Kachikwu, on Saturday blasted Nigerians for being "helplessly dependent on govern­ment institutions" and also for being "nos­talgically lazy people."

Kachikwu was speaking at the 2016 convoca­tion ceremony of Petroleum Training Institute (PTI) students at the PTI Conference centre, Effu­run Delta State on Saturday 9 October 2016.

His words:
"Change is not all about bud­geting. It is about individuals and how they run their lives and their communities. It is only in these sequential changes that you find a change that will happen to Nige­ria.

"We will come out stronger. These are troubling times and we are encouraged by the Federal Executive Council that troubling times demands very noble creativity.

"I am happy that the president, though he does not talk much, is spending a lot of time wonder­ing what went wrong since he left office and propelled by this nos­talgia, he is putting in place solid foundation to ensure that we do not go back to what we are facing today when we get out of it.

"Although it might not be vis­ible today, please bear with us. We are working round the clock to make a difference."

Speaking on the issue of Niger Delta militants sabotaging the Nigerian economy, Emefiele added:
"What the president does not want to do is to place the whole dialogue process in the hands of those that failed four months ago.

"I have sent him a short and long term solution, which include engagement and inclusiveness of communities."

oga it u politiciens and girls/boys that are lazy.just imagine this kind talk o! Una no give us light,we buy generators,no water,we drill bore holes,no security,we carry our hearts for hands,no roads we still manage go and God protect us we come back.park well o!

MrTruth4real:
U r not making sense jor, u said BH is not real, so just go n confirm it urself. Simple.

u don call me mad man now abi,there is God o!where i said there is no bh?go back and read again

MrTruth4real:
U believe in god and Jesus u have not seen, but u don't believe the story. No problem, just go to sambisa forest then come n tell us ur experience. Is as easy as that.

GOD i have not seen is better than change i have not seen and will never come.y go there?when they said "any war against bh is a war against the north"

I belive in God,i belive Jesus is the son of God,but sorry ma,i don belive this ur tori o!pls how much them pay u 4 this?

even Spartacus is not so destructive.

Chie!so everybody don know say aba no get road again,police everywhere.

idrisa334:
https://nigerianewsnow.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/buhari-in-office.jpg

The presidency has revealed that it is yet to be contacted via official channels over the summon issued to President Buhari by the National Assembly.

The National Assembly had on Thursday passed a motion inviting President Muhammadu Buhari to address the legislature on efforts being made by his administration on the current economic recession.
The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu stated that the president had not been summoned through the established channels of communication.

Mr. Shehu said: “There is a channel of communication between the Presidency and the National Assembly which we utilize. So, if they communicate to us through those channels, then the presidency will reply”.

“But as it is now, it remains a newspaper report and newspaper is not a means of communication for the presidency. When they communicate, the presidency will also communicate back”, he said.

Source: http://nigerianewsnow.com.ng/2016/10/07/you-cant-summon-buhari-anyhow-presidency-tells-national-assembly/

make thunders fire una,is he above the law or God?

kingsley939:
Via: https://www.slika.ng/literature/satire/much-civil-defence.html

this 9ja and most of them no go scool & no get common sense.not everybody that know this"the best way to fight a woman is by ur hat,grab it and run away."

chachanga:
Ahhh yes, but dem les.b dey there plenty dey chop their thing on-the-low there.

This kain "special-duty-assignment na lesbi paradise.

they r still recruiting o!

Abbeyme:
Naturally, the female policeman would conduct a bodily search on the women-folks.

Normally..

lesb. Is a serious crime there o!

emynike2001:
A cemetery attendant, Oluwatosin Akorede has
been arrested by Ogun State Police Command
for allegedly trading in human parts.
The suspect
In an exclusive disclosure to Premium Times on
Monday, the Ogun State Police Command's
Public Relations Officer, Abimbola Oyeyemi,
revealed that a cemetery attendant, Oluwatosin
Akorede, has been arrested for allegedly trading
in human parts.
The Police PRO said Akorede was caught with
two human skulls and arrested at about 7 p.m.
on Sunday at Isale-Oko area of Sagamu in
Sagamu Local Government Area of the state
following a tip off.
The spokesperson added that police officers led
by the Divisional Police Officer, Moses Aduroja,
were on routine patrol of the area when the
suspect was arrested.
“The suspect, who is said to be working in a
cemetery situated along Ayepe road Shagamu is
currently undergoing interrogation with the view of
unravelling the motive behind his action,”
Oyeyemi said.
He said the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed
Iliyasu, has directed that the suspect be
transferred to the command headquarters in
Eleweran, Abeokuta, for further investigation.

skulls not heads

damiloladuke:
A white man broke traffic rules along Asokoro in Abuja, which prompted law enforcement agencies to intercept him and bring him to order because he nearly caused an accident.


According to a Facebook user Emmanuel, he says that the official was even allegedly making some braggart statements of how he cannot be arrested.


When the traffic officers apprehended him, he said that nothing will happen even if the President Buhari was there.


Is this not an insult to our beloved country?

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/10/not-even-buhari-can-arrest-me-white-man.html

lalasticlala

his is lucky am not there,i'll break his head and nothing will happen.

seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired

no worry very soon,u will get him.but stop anything that will intimidate and scare him.ur dressing and expensive things.just bring urself down 4 him to tap ur back,enjoy.

Pascalville:
Hy everyone...I really need an advise because my family especially my dad doesn't sleep anymore after receiving a phone call that is younger brother(the last born in his family) sold a land belonging to my Dad.. Mind you it isn't a family property. My dad is an orphan, his parents left nothing for them before their death except the compound where they lived in the village. We re based in Lagos and his younger "tyrant" brother who causes trouble and couldn't help his life, is based at the village. He used that opportunity to cheat on his brother, my father, by selling my dad's land... My dad doesn't know what action to take on his younger brother.
I wish not to go into details, but he sometimes threatens my dad both physical and spiritual,don't ask me how,but he does what you think... At young age,my dad really play his part as a big brother. He sent all his siblings to school, the last born,his younger brother was a tyrant..he wouldn't go to school and he dropped out eventually. My dad felt so bitter...but again sent him to Japan to learn business and meet some of my dad business associate but instead,his younger brother went there and stole one of my dad's associate money...estimately 4million yen. My dad paid it all but told his younger brother that he doesn't want to have anything to do with him... Before my dad's father(grandpa) died, he persuaded my dad into buying lots of land just incase of the future..my dad listened and bought those lands ...now his brother sold one.. Am so angry God knows,but I don't know what my dad is doing about it and my dad said he isn't going to the village yet ... He hasnt told the king and time is going. If action isnt taken,his younger brother may repeat that act again...
All this happen last week and my dad just got to know about it through a phone call he received yesterday..
Pls everyone I need your advise...so that I can be able to convince my dad also. I know about brotherly love but I have brothers too and my dad's younger brother is a torn on the flesh. God is really faithful for keeping my dad alive to this very moment.... My dad loss is my loss also...pls help.

the topic should be:My uncle sold my father's land.....

David in the Bible will ask "Lord shall i go after my enemies?"and the Lord will say "go and victory will be yours"
but if i may ask who sent this one?

Towncrier247:
http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/photos-six-people-reportedly-found-dead.html

the state gov.should deport that ghost back to imo state.is where it came 4rm.

ucsparks:
[size=15pt] Your legs are still functioning ain't it?. So keep trekking you'll see another one [/size]

after all somebody trek(in vain) 4 change(bu,if u add am bu na u sabi)which came with hunger in the land.

bigtiny10:
Not long ago I saw a Facebook post by Zara Buhari where she couldn't discern the simple differences between the words "safe" and "save". Even her use of "is" and "are" was quite messy, simple English turns out to be quite a conundrum for the university graduate.
How could a graduate of Law who can't speak English correctly have been called to bar? I'm even more surprised as to how she managed to graduate. It makes no sense at all. Our Nigerian leaders are fond of using their clout to get whatever they want for themselves and people around them. Hence, obscene number of workers without interviews discovered in the CBN. Their children go to school abroad, they are given arbitrary and sentimental treatments when they return, and pinned at the top positions. Before you know it, the likes of poor graduates like Zara and Yusuf will hold prestigious ranks in the judiciary tier of Nigeria.
I decided to check her twitter handle out and her bio was a sore to the eyes and very abysmal for a law graduate. This chick doesn't even know the difference between "Haven" and "Heaven", "Into" and "In To" amongst many others I cannot help but use my imagination. But as she said- "Nobody Is Perfect".
I was watching a senator from Bauchi speak on TVC some time ago and i couldn't help but shake my head. We keep complaining about the incompetency of our leaders and we're waiting for them to "go". What a lot of fellow Nigerians don't know is the fact that these people are already inducting their children into the corruptpolitical system of this country. When the fathers eventually leave, their "groomed" children will take the reigns from them. Musiliu Obanikoro is one amongst many others.
Buhari claimed he had just 30m naira when he declared his assets. Tuition alone for Zara in the University Of Surrey costs £14,000 as an overseas student. In Nigerian naira, that amounts to 5,726,000 per year. For the duo of Zara and Yusuf that makes a total of 11,452,000. Given that it's a 3-year course, that puts the total of tuition at 34,356,000 which excludes their accommodation, ticket fees and allowances. He just might have been stashing his children away in some mansion like the President of Cameroon. Does this mean he spent all his money on the education of his children. And let us not forget Zara and Yusuf are not his only children. His wife was spotted wearing a watch worth 10.4 million naira just days ago. Please, who's fooling who?

Cc: lalasticlala

*modified*
After series of comment, i think most people have concluded that I'm "worried" about "Zara's use of English". But the truth is simply that I'm very much against sentimentalism and nepotism. I could care less about Zara's grammar. What pains me is that the likes of Zara- children of prominent people in Nigeria, will get to become leaders in this country. Believe me, they will.

op no worry she in not going to practice it ok.