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RomanceRe: Girls Say I'm Neat To A Fault. What Should I Do? by DOAweb(m): 12:21pm On Dec 03, 2009
One LOVE for all the ladies but to be honest most of you are not really dirty or really clean either. My flat mates for the past 5 yrs have been the ladies, whilst I personally find them very easy to deal with + all their emotions and mood swings, their hygiene level is usually below par!

My current flat mate is not clean at all , and she is the best I have seen at double dating and she goes to church a lot - what a life hey!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria - Time For Confederation? by DOAweb(op): 4:28pm On Dec 02, 2009
citizenY:
No
Why  NO?
PoliticsNigeria - Time For Confederation? by DOAweb(op): 3:53pm On Dec 02, 2009
Hello Guys,

My humble self and my mates have been debating the fact that the entity/nation called Nigeria is dying slowly but surely [/b]and we have come to the conclusion that, to avert a civil war and progressive conflicts across the land, it's time for Nigeria to become a [b]Confederation!!

Any takers?
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:59pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
I hope your English coach took the time to inform you that having "a chip on your shoulder" is actually a good thing. . .lol

Sweet Jesus man. . .take a weed break with Gibson12 and smoke something big enough to go into the Guiness book of Records.

lol

Might do you both some good.
What more can I say, you need to read up  - http://www.goenglish.com/AChipOnYourShoulder.asp
                                                                       http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=13185&dict=CALD
                                                                       http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/chip+on+your+shoulder.html
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
Muppet,Skint and all the other dry "curses" for Jand end for Heathrow. . .Okponu
Okponu, Mumu and all your filthy words. Sort yourself out - you have 'A Chip On Your Shoulder'.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:33pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
Oh! Thank you so much for the reminder.I totally forgot what a big deal "mate" was when i visited the UK 18 months ago on hols.Sweet Jesus man! Get  a grib.You can buy me "launch" anytime (either rocket launch or missle launch).
Now I know for a fact, you are a Muppet.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:23pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
See this "Britico wanna-be called". Africans/naijas are aggressive but they don't go about stabbing each other senselessly like those in the UK.Ten year gang bangers are totally unheard of.

Na rubbish yeye people like una dey run down your fellow man for there just to look good.Mumu.

All these dense people sef.

Rubbish/.
Mate in common parlance signifies me taking you as a friend and being friendly. Truth be told, you are still exhibiting your aggressive nature and committing 'Fallacy of Hasty Generalization. Need to check your BP and CHILL OUT.

All good mate, I should buy you launch!!
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:06pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
@Marymos

It's not just igbo land.It's the south in general for instance, the lady i intend getting down with is from akwa ibom.Already she's informing me that there are "lists" in must meet up to e.g her father's list,mother's list,uncles and aunts lists,extended relatives,his brothers,sisters. . .we aren't even talking about the traditional wedding,reception,church wedding and the rest of the wahala.Even if i intend "over managing money", i don't see myself spending less than N2-3 million. . .all to marry one woman that will give me headache after we say "i do". . . lol grin
Mate, think we are on the same page with this issue though , have to abandon my igbo gf as I can't afford her family and relatives  crappy demands.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 12:02pm On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
I needn't be rude if you check your laced sarcasm.My earlier post had a sense of humor in it and you came up with all your "britico" sarcasm (i don't eat shit from nobody "MATE" angry)
I tell ya mate, your reaction typifies the stereotype that Africans/naijas are aggressive in nature. Still telling ya to 'CHILL OUT'.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 11:17am On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
You are welcome to NL.I see you have 22 posts.Feel free to express yourself and inform us that you are actually "literate".

Rubbish!
Easy mate, well educated - thank you very much.  I was trying to reiterate your own life quote - ''live once, it's pretty short you know'',  you don't need to be rude - do you?
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 10:52am On Nov 30, 2009
mccloud224:
@Topic

Why is money hard to come by?
Why are human beings naturally wicked to others?
Why are women so self centered and care about themselves only?
Why do couples cheat on each other?
Why are African leaders so corrupt?
Why do Africans do voodoo on each other?
Why are some people so dense and daft?
Why do condoms have different designs and flavors these days?
Why do people look at me crazy when i tell them i want to drive a Ferrari on Nigerian roads?
Why does fufu smell?
Why is stockfish so expensive even though it has no nourishment?

THESE ARE THE KIND OF DUMB ASS QUESTIONS THAT PLAGUE NAIRALAND ON A DAILY BASIS.

God help us!

Ammiiiiiiinnnnnn! ! !
Take a 'chill pill' mate, relax and stop stressing out. This is what a community forum is all about.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by DOAweb(m): 10:32am On Nov 30, 2009
sillyboy:
Becos marrying them is an expensive project. . . .one ca build 10 skyscrappers in dubai with their dowry
Totally agree mate, my mate just married his igbo gf and I tell ya, he had to take out a loan to pay the dowry and the  crappy demands.

I have dated igbo girls most of my life but now I have to go for a another tribe as I can't afford the crappy demands. Shame, but I need to be realistic about my finances!!
RomanceRe: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by DOAweb(m): 11:03pm On Nov 28, 2009
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=358273.msg5013314#msg5013314 date=1259445728]You're full of shit and no pants. angry
Go and satisfy your sex starving self. angry angry
Virgin at 50
. angry angry[/quote]Relax sweetheart!!
RomanceRe: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by DOAweb(m): 11:00pm On Nov 28, 2009
Easy lads - One LOVE!!
RomanceRe: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by DOAweb(m): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2009
nwabuking5:
don't someone think that one of the risen why there is so many divorce around the world today is as a result of equal right in the family man and woman dragging who should be the head of the family as one of the ladies yesterday said she want to mary a man she can be head to head with. around the world today what we see is mary today divorce tomorrow. because of what man do woman can do it better.

why cant we ask ourself why is it that during the time of our fathers and mothers there is noting like divorce at all. still some people still believe they where blind they are not civilise. civilization civilization things is spoiling.  our fathers are not civilise still they leave more older and they stayed in there marriage and enjoy there marriages.
Mate, kinda disagree with your analysis, yes not a lot of divorce during our so called forefathers but our mothers took a lot of shit from them. The women were nothing more than glorified slaves to be honest.

Remembered the day I sat down with my mom and her friend who at the time had just lost her husband of 40yrs, to my amazement,she said that was the first time she felt free and at peace. What a life hey, our mothers went through a lot of shits.

I love Independent, intelligent and career minded ladies. Y waist all that education in the kitchen when you can make more money and live a better life together.

I think a lot of men are just intimidated, not saying half of the ladies are not 'nut' cases themselves.

@Ladies, Love you all!!
RomanceRe: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by DOAweb(m): 8:51pm On Nov 28, 2009
grin

Honest guys,  simply get a dish washer - Simples!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria President Umaru Yar'adua 'has Heart Problem' by DOAweb(op): 8:36pm On Nov 28, 2009
Fhemmmy:
Fukc him like i said
Mate, easy with the F word. He is the President of a nation to be fair, he might be a 'muppet' but not a mad man like the evil Abacha - remember him?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria President Umaru Yar'adua 'has Heart Problem' by DOAweb(op): 5:53pm On Nov 28, 2009
ochukoccna:
Is this your definition of breaking news? huh Hisses.
This was in all the newspapers & TV stations earlier today.
Easy with Hisses mate. Yea yea!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria President Umaru Yar'adua 'has Heart Problem' by DOAweb(op): 4:22pm On Nov 27, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=358291.msg5005622#msg5005622 date=1259334837]we have seen that b4.[/quote]Fair enough! embarassed
PoliticsNigeria President Umaru Yar'adua 'has Heart Problem' by DOAweb(op): 4:10pm On Nov 27, 2009
FamilyRe: Can You Describe Your Childhood In 1 Word? by DOAweb(m): 3:54pm On Nov 27, 2009
Not bad!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Standard Liege [2 - 0] On Tues 24th November by DOAweb(m): 3:24pm On Nov 26, 2009
Gunners respect!

I tell yah - SONG is the unsung hero, he makes Fabregas and the rest of the team shine and play our trademark beautiful footie!

Saw this match live and the fans all agree that 2 extra SONG would make us the indomitable.


Guys, you need to see this guy work rate on the field LIVE! Thank heavens, he has signed till 2014.
SportsRe: Do Nigerians Expect Too Much From The Super Eagles by DOAweb(m): 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2009
In my humble opinion, there is nothing 'super' about 'super eagles' lipsrsealed
Car TalkRe: Brand New Kia Cerato Vs Used Japanese by DOAweb(m): 4:25pm On Nov 19, 2009
swezenberg:
Where do people even get their facts from. Pluto or where? Who told them that a kia products breakdown after travelling long distance. That is a big lie. I use a kia Rio and it has withstood the very bad road that leads to my house for almost one year and still looking new. Apart from the warranty I have never replaced any part. It is the water that came with it in the radiator that is still in it. Many toks that were bought by my colleagus have suffered one cholera and the other.

I have a company beside my office that uses Kia products as official and from my conversation with some of their drivers. You will never believe it when someone tells you those cars are three years old.

Pple should stop misleading others. By the way how many broken down Picantos have you seen on Lagos roads? This is the least of the kia products and many rubbished it when it came to the market. Nigerians and unfounded and baseless rumours
Totally agree with you mate - naijas with their crappy analysis - comparing a brand new product to a used one!! Would you compare a fresh sweet 16 girly with a used one ? Hey, would you?
PoliticsRe: Uniben Staff And Students Reject Ibori As Convocation Speaker by DOAweb(m): 12:57pm On Nov 16, 2009
toba:
Very encouraging
smiley

Absolutely Concur!!
PoliticsRe: Advantages Of Being A Nigerian by DOAweb(m): 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2009
@sodconfirm

The Bone of the matter  ----CULTURAL GREED is endemic in the nation called Nigeria, I dare say even before Lord Lugard coined the nation out of Greed, supported by GREEDS - our so called fore fathers.
PoliticsRe: Advantages Of Being A Nigerian by DOAweb(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2009
Oluschenco:
My movement is not restricted. I don't pay huge percentage on tax
True mate, but I don't need to be 'Keeping up the appearance'! Fela's definition - Suffering and Smiling = 99% of Nigerians (150million peoples)
RomanceRe: When A Lady Returned Your Gift: by DOAweb(m): 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2009
toideve:
@poster

if you still love her then open your arms wide and embrace her she has fallen for you gidigan
she don weigh her options more like - the best deal on offer - SIMPLES!!
RomanceRe: When A Lady Returned Your Gift: by DOAweb(m): 1:53pm On Nov 13, 2009
This is the reason y naija girls keep loosing out.!!  Bunch of 'muppets'  with the exception of a few!  wink

These girls should realise that the world as moved on from their 'playing hard to get crap' ! tongue
PoliticsRe: Advantages Of Being A Nigerian by DOAweb(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2009
Advantages - Please give me a break!!

@Fear of God

Are you having a laugh mate? gods more like and like the great man Fela Kuti said, it's all follow follow for the sake of the so called miracles due to 'abject poverty'.

@Respect for Elders/Parents

Not really mate, I agree totally with the parents respect true and true, but the elder thingy comes out more as a cultural thingy where the so called 'elders' feel it's their rights - Bull****. It should be proper 'respect from person to person' regardless whether elder or younger.

@Love of family

Human nature mate

Virtually all cultures of the world have the 'spirit of togetherness' in coming from the same family unit, so not peculiar to Nigerians.


@Abhorrence of debt

Lack of credit culture more like. Free flowing credit facilities would probably help a vast majority of Naijas to set themselves up for a better life and not depend on so called Miracles.


@Appreciation of poverty

Now you are taking the 'piss' mate - poverty is terrible! terrible! terrible!

, many nigerians know/understand what it means to be poor and work against it & this is usually responsible for what most people see as 'aggressive/ambitious' - they have NO CHOICE !!


@Celebrating

Cultural SHOW OFF mate - See me I don make am - Crooked or otherwise!!
TravelRe: When Did Peckham (In London) Get Annexed By Nigeria? by DOAweb(m): 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2009
Com on guys, be honest - Pechkam is a hell hole, and way too many naijas living in abject poverty all in the spirit of I LIVE in LONDON.

You don't want to be in the Brixton area after 22.00hrs. GOD help U with all dem Jamos smoking and selling 'ganja'.
PoliticsRe: LASU VC's Office Locked With Charms by DOAweb(m): 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2009
Juju - complete bullxxxx if you ask me shocked

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