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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:32pm On May 09, 2023
Torpedo23:


Seems people in the UK could pay for uploads and scanning from their end? If didn't know the whole thing had been settled until I completed my biometrics.
Well...I wonder why the person had to stress you?
S/he could have uploaded everything from YouKay and pay for it all at once.
That was how mine was done.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 6:25pm On May 09, 2023
kwakudtraveller:

Hehehe so it’s more arbitrary. Make I still dey survey the market because the diesel wey i see cheap pass normal petrol. Thanks bro

All Diesel cars of the same brand & year are cheaper than petrol.
At first, I thought it was because diesels are more costlier than petrol (Nigerian Settings N900-²-N195), but I believe there was more.

Imagine seeing S Class (Presidential Prototype) below £20k? I no wan believe say everything dey alright with diesels.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 11:14pm On May 08, 2023
kwakudtraveller:
Abeg make una help me check this thing. Apart from Ulez wahala, what’s really the issue with Diesel cars, Are they bad or they cheaper to maintain?

I asked the very same question and Lexusgs430 said I should run and I have been running from them since.
Otherwise, how can a petrol car be costlier that Diesel cars (Same Year Model oO).
They are trying to dump it on JJC's.

E plenty for Benz though
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 11:11pm On May 08, 2023
Lexusgs430:



Are you saying, your 25% is £100K.........

Time to either relocate or downsize........ 😂🤣
No...I no support Lexusgs430, for you saw them 150k before going to 400k, stick to your taste. E get Y
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 11:01pm On May 08, 2023
gmacnoms:
That's the blue collar job that they are sending me rejection mails o, and that's why I first got shocked. Thanks for the headsup. I appreciate
Just keep trying bro, I believe me and u dey the same page.
Although they showed me the possibility of how things work over there & slammed me with a job off, but fixed the interview early b4 my arrival, that was how I missed the work ooO.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 10:37pm On May 08, 2023
humblemoi:


Same way people advice to read and move on. In the humor is the message, we should not be tightening everything to chest. We are all not same people.
Remember a human facing you, backs another human.

S/he (,The complainant) is texting as if he's very angry about something else.
Although I know that some people can drag for Africa and body dey scratch them...Otherwise why do you think divorces are happening here & there? They can't just move ON
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 10:28pm On May 08, 2023
Torpedo23:


I could just give a fellow applicant cash and have him or her do the transaction on my behalf, right?
Thanks baba.
This will be hard but not impossible.
Everybody is afraid of Everybody, but if you act like you forgot it mistakenly, some persons might want to proffer solutions.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:19am On May 08, 2023
Jlaw1:


I'll give you a literal translation of the message you quoted:

topellycategory wrote:

"Agbaman ! Should behave.
Ti omode ban se bi omode , ki Agbalagba ma sebi Agba."

Translation:

"An elderly man ! Should behave.
If kids act like kids, then elders should act like elders."

If you need an interpreter, I'm at your service (Italian, Yoruba, French etc). That's my Sunday day-job tongue
Oya! Et toi, Jumape? grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:01am On May 08, 2023
iyatrustee:


Lexus na agbaman o, this your advice go make our egbon enter retirement age quicker be dat grin

Jokes apart, in his supposed cruising and amid his jokes, you see the message he is passing across.

Make dem dey talk, until grey hairs with inside details retire and they get issues and brings it up here...
Well it would then end with; "Nobody wants to answer me" with lots of re-shares involve.

Lexusgs430 is a jolly good fellow that attach smileys, him & his LIKES are somehow untouchable here. Abeg oOo (troubles no dey finish)

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 10:17am On May 07, 2023
topellycategory:


I wonder ooh brother, some people just enjoy catching cruise with other people stories just in the name of "spicing upthe thread", that's very unfair.

I pity the person that brings such here to seek advise from some that don't have joy in their heart.

Define "Joy in the heart"?
With disagree and agree we comes to conclusion & learning.

S/he who seeks advise must be ready to receive the good/bad/castigations in the process, it will be left for em to choose what's best for em.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:47am On May 07, 2023
beecrofty:


Finally. I have been waiting for your good news since cos you too try for people with questions n here.
Congratulations!!!

He's a good person. At a time I thought he's there already.
Nevertheless, this YouKay thread does not have the tradition of celebrating people well, maybe it's because they sees the whole process to be easy?

In other threads, getting ITA (I.V to Apply), update in Application review are golden, Passport Request/Visa is madFun & it keeps them hopefuls going.

Here, people won't celebrate anybody; even their question helpers, they are all here to read and scroll pass like.......make I seize my pen firing jaree, My Ink!!

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:39am On May 07, 2023
Izebrain:



After passing the ielt would one still need a degree to make it up, like waec or hnd degree, cause my partner had to write ielts cause she only has hnd or the ielts is all needed to apply

IELTS is just to prove you can speak english language, by now i want to believe you know what you are applying for and the necessary documents that are required?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:23am On May 07, 2023
LionInZion:
Hello All,

Please advise me on the best phone deal to choose. I want to switch from Lebara to a phone deal like Three, O2, Vodafone, etc. Which should I go for please?

On how it works, get an apartment and make friends with your neighbours, then ask them about the network with more service within your vicinity, they will gladly tell you.

Meanwhile the position of the flat might also be a factor, I know of ones that drops on just switching rooms
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 10:24pm On May 06, 2023
Oggg:
yes. I’ve used abuja area 10

The info I got was that it would still be transferred to Lagos?
In 2015, I believe they were doing it in Abuja for N5k, but since they started their over hiking, na Lagos I know. I dey this city but did mine in Lagos.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 10:19pm On May 06, 2023
Zahra29:


If domestic violence is involved which the OP has just alluded to, then I don't blame her and he should be very grateful that she didn't go to the police.
They've not been there for long, so going to the Police might still look weird to them.

Meanwhile some husband & wife Kwanta has no mekwatalism. In Nigeria, Village people might put mouth, but over there E go hard; every cat acts like tiger & beating is a No No for me.

When I emphasised on ego, was when the poster said "He agreed to the Divorce", it's like boi-boi agreeing not to serve oga again. Smh*
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 9:35pm On May 06, 2023
Zahra29:


If he longer wants to be married to his sponsor, his visa will be curtailed and he would need to find a new sponsor before he runs out of status and is either deported, or has to go underground and live in fear of deportation.

You should advise him that it's much easier and cheaper to support his wife and stay married.

That marriage is dead. I know some people can be very lousy and ego maniac, they can say whatever that comes to their mouth without thinking twice.

My Take: even if they mends, at some point in the future they will still separate. Yes, for daring the husband to the extent of seeking for divorce, if paper enters his hand that divorce will surely happen.
Meanwhile if they mends now, secrecy in investment & doings will overshadow them

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 9:06pm On May 06, 2023
Divinehenrich:
Please does the UK embassy accept PCC from the state police headquarters?

It must be Lagos. They knows how it looks like.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:25pm On May 06, 2023
Leapp:
Hello
Please will UK grant visa to the mother who is the Main Applicant to travel with kids without the spouse ?

Like Oggg said, try getting the father to give you a written Note of why he's not joining you if there's still a marriage btw you too.
Excuses can be because of his type of work or business; everyone must not be in the YouKay.
But you will find it difficult(almost impossible) giving them Citizenship after the supposed years.

Extremely: He can make a short video clip (in kilobyte grin), but YouKay will be cool with a written note.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 12:28am On May 06, 2023
Leapp:


The 2 parents must be present for citizenship ?
Not present. If one gets and the other have not gotten, the children cannot get.
It is stated somewhere in the HO site.

E.g: If a wife gets her visa & went with their kids and the husband maybe applies later after some months or year(s), after the first 5years the wife can apply for ILR-²- CITIZENSHIP, but the children would have to wait for the father to qualify and gets his own citizenship before they the children can be given.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 12:19am On May 06, 2023
Goodly1:

I'm telling you!☹️
The way we Naija ppl are going about this UK Japa, we fit use our hand make UK govt ban us kpata-kpata very soon oo.😠 Look at Ekweremadu's case today!🙃
I'm sure this was not the original intent of this thread. Where is Sir Uzland, please come & close the thread!😥

They won't; they needs the labour, and the only people that can guarantee them steady supplies is India, Nigeria, some Ghanaians & Philippines them.

Why do U think Nigeria remained a zoo & being pressured by IMF to keep devaluing our currency?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:35pm On May 05, 2023
Oginnism123:



LOL..... The certificate from Florence that he sent to you is the 200k.... He has completed his task niyen.
Justwise and Co. Should put a reaction smiley instead of only like button.
I wanted to laugh at a time shall but not to mock anybody oO.
Bombard him or else he's been Offing phone, if so, it means a lot of people whom he collected money from are on his neck.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 7:18pm On May 05, 2023
MsLane:
I did it on the 17th of April.
Lord knows patience and trust is easy to say and hard to practice.

E go soon drop, maybe they're just being sure of your documents.
E no get where it touch. #Chillax
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 4:02pm On May 05, 2023
Zahra29:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/organ-harvesting-plot-jailed-nigerian-senator-ike-ekweremadu-old-bailey-b1079148.html

9 years though he'll be out in 4.5 or less

It looks like the young man in the case has been given asylum (or will be).
He helped them convict a senior man in politics, the lawyer attached to him had to put that clause before the case even move forward.
It's a must. He's not coming back to may be become hunted in this country
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 3:55pm On May 05, 2023
MsLane:
I got this email now.

Any idea what it means?


Thank you for applying for a UK visa. Your visa application has been received and is under consideration. We aim to process non settlement applications within 15 working days (unless you have opted for the Priority Visa service), and settlement applications within 120 working days.

Unfortunately, the processing of your application has not been straightforward and we will be unable to decide your application within our customer service targets. We are continuing to work on your application and aim to make a decision as soon as possible.

We will write to you again if there is any change to this. Please do not attend the Visa Application Centre until you have been advised that your application has been decided and that your passport is ready for collection.

Kind Regards,

UK Decision Making Centre

When did you submit & Biometrics?
You will be receiving your visa before it reach 11days time, make sure you update us.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 3:46pm On May 05, 2023
Ceejay2:
Visa alert!
Dependant for collection mail yesterday, Brp dropped today.
Biometrics: 3rd Feb, only MA did priority.
Feb 7th additional doc requested MA and one child
Feb 8 NSF mail to wife, no additional doc.
Submitted additional documents for MA and child 15th Feb
24th April MA got VISA.
After 2 paid mails after 2 weeks they replied with additional documents for wife March 28th.
Though she was ban 2008 for fake document, also her passport used then had fake DoB.
(As at 2008 she and her brother wanted to go for her sister graduation, the IV came in late so they went to design it online not knowing they would know it's fake. In the process their application got ban).
Note: while filling the application for 2023 we indicated that he was ban before, but didn't know the first passport DoB was wrong.
April 20th..2nd additional documents.
Submitted 21st.
April 28th, worksanddocuments replied that I didn't not send attachment so I replied back with same email and attachment.
May 4, collection email.
May 5 Brp mail.

When it's your time, it's your time. So many issues with wife's application but God saw us through. They requested for additional documents twice and we replied them.
But we thank God after all hurdles, midnight prayers, So many church prayers, mountains prayers and all.
At a point I tay for my wife. she won kill herself o. My people prayers no dey waste o I now see the essence. I didn't have issues at the POE, no much questions, nothing nothing.
My people God did it o. Everyone expecting theirs too please keep the hopes high. God will do it for you too.
Thanks so much everyone, I got to know about the Skilled Worker/ Health Care thread after submitting my application and your answers really help me.

Her 2008 application was for which country?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 9:51am On May 05, 2023
topellycategory:









Are you aware there are conditions to be met , you don't just switch account and get the free £200 . Afterwards your new account will be charged monthly.
Oginikwa? undecided
Charge for what exactly? Bro
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 9:49am On May 05, 2023
hustla:


Yeah, someone bought it and brought to our office. I think you just need to ask for it at the African store

The taste is better than the Aldi ones. Very nice with strong bones grin
Thank you for this, I won't mind paying extra for that.

As for the taste, always better. They only yab me that they looks tiny like bird after removal of feathers, but it is for greater good.

I will check native eggs too. Enough of those Laboratory innovations; eat and lay eggs.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 9:42am On May 05, 2023
Deehvahrzz:
Good news

Visa Application 21st April
Biometrics 27th April
Collection Mail 4th May
Brp 5th May
Priority

Documents provided:
Care certificate
Ecctis
PCC

My husband insisted I do not put any other documents as I was going to overload it with all documents.
Omo, I heart was in my mouth since yesterday evening till this morning.
Glory to God..

Thank you guys for being very helpful.. God bless us all.
Congratulations 🎊...No TB Cert?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 8:33am On May 05, 2023
hustla:



The local rooster is really nice

Stopped eating their regular chicken since last year.

It's tasteless, over soft and annoying. I tend to buy smoked turkey, it's really nice grin

O! They have them Local Rooster for sale in England?

Omo na wetin I been dey enjoy for Abuja at N1500 oOo, I no know who carry am reach 2k+
Even for my Village now, it's about 7k; reason, people(these newly converted Traditionalists) done dey use it for juju sacrifice.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by DoDirtsLikeWorm(m): 8:25am On May 05, 2023
Osa4:
Good news

Biometrics 25th April
Pick up mail 4th of May
BRP mail 5th of May

Not picked my passport yet

God bless you all

Congratulations, may your new country favours you.

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