₦airaland Forum

stanuplane: All 2014 potential corp members, WELCOME TO 2014 batch B camp. tell us your experences. Have u gotten ur hostel, food voucher, kit and platoon yet. How are the soldiers, SSS, man O war and police. Are u done with ur registration yet? How does it feel to answer the clarion call. Once upon a time, we were there. Today is ur turn. So pls, spill the beans people...

stanuplane: Dnt worry bro, they will be in safe hands. They will only suffer today, then it will be fun all the way. Am serving in EDO by the way.

contradicting....

most of them have not left Lagos before

my friends left from Lagos to Edo,Delta and Anambra this morning....I MISS THEM ALREADY

Seun: Argh!

lol..please what is on your mind?...i am guessing you did not like peoples solutions
and also the fact that you did not see this topic earlier.

Seun: Call Francis on 08039692385. I don't know him personally, but he wants to sell this cage for 35,000 naira.

i priced a new dog cage of this design for 33,000 at Agege in Lagos....please tell the person that this is a fairly used cage..really nice but it should be cheaper....

Ok...a dog, naturally never poops where it sleeps...so i am sure it is mostly locked up and so when its time to go, you hear some whining sounds like she wants to cry..please release her immediately or it could really develop into something not cool....also the time of the day you feed her can give you an estimate of when she has to go...you really need to stop this behaviour...u can let her roam sometimes after eating or you take her for a little walk so she can ease herself...as for playing with the plate..my dogs turn their bowls upside down once they finish eating..i dont know if its general buh its weird in a good way...btw..get stainless bowls..easy to clean...

Olucheye: 1 If you were given a box of pencils, list 10 things you could do with them that are not their traditional use.

1. Use it to Turn a traditional radio cassette.
2. Chop into small pieces, to be used spot markers
3. Remove the graphite in it and use it a lubricant for my lab machine or key lock as the need may arise.
4. Use to fix stubborn zip on my clothes.
5.open things sealed up in plaStic... Like a 5alive seal.
6. Put it in a ruler that has a hole on it and spin like we use to do in primary school. Helicopter of life, chief boredom savior.
7. Play drums and make music/noise.
8. The eraser could clean any corrections.
9. Would also serve as a makeshift ruler in times of desperate need. E.g plotting a graph... Axis X & Y.
10. A deadly weapon. For example, stabbing either the Carotid artery(ies) or jugular vein(s)

2. How would you solve problems if you were from Mars?
If I was from Mars, problems on earth will be alien to me, hence the need to go into explorative research to determine cause, effects, and proffered solution.

On a lighter note, I'd wake up from my dream and stop imagining if I was from Mars. It's certain already that in this life, i will never be from Mars...I'm already an earthling!

3. What's the most creative way you can break a clock?

Remove the battery or knock out the engine cold.It will still tell the right time twice everyday.

4. A disc is spinning on a spindle, and you don't know which way. You are given a set of pins. Describe how you would use them to determine which way the disc is spinning.

Drop the base of the pin first on the disk, the direction which the tip of the pin fall towards is the backward direction while the base will point forward.

5. You have a bag of with "N" number of strings. At random, you pull out a string's end. You pull out another string end and you tie the two together. You repeat this until there are no loose ends left to pull out of the bag. What is the expected number of loops?

Number of Loops = N/2 - X(string's end)

Mathematicians, kindly help.

6. You want to design a phone for deaf people — how do you do it?

It'll only have only a vibrat*r (which one is romance machine again Seun) and a compatible screen, then a software that coverts all voice calls to text on his phone.
2. Phone will come with a real or virtual keyboard to reply both voice and texts all in form of messages.
3. Each notifications will vibrate to notify him/her of all alerts

7. How would you design an elevator?

Traditional styled with a couple of extra designs such as being opaque to people on the outside for privacy, music while you ride it on high rise buildings, fresh air vent for occupants from people who fart while riding.

8. Why should we not hire you?

I hate being stereotypical. Hence, if the offered job position isn't going to offer me challenges that will afford me developmental and mental growth via deep thoughts and adept research, I'll get weary and bored which consequentially will impede my productivity and contributions as a staff.


9. How do you compute the collision of two moving spheres? Give me both the mathematical equations for the solution as well as an algorithmic implementation.

Sorry, I'm a graduate of the college of Medicine.
But I think it should be somewhat related to recoil speed.
If you remember Okeke Physics.

10. Name as many Microsoft products as you can.

Word, PowerPoint, Excel, spreadsheet, windows 97, 98, Vista, Windows 7, windows 8, internet explorer, Windows phone OS (Nokia Lumia Series) e.tc

i do not know you ...but believe me...i love what goes on in your head...really cool....

MadCow1: 1. Read alot of Best Seller Novels.

2. Stop watching Nigerian Movies. #StopIt!

3. Watch more American Movies, preferably British movies (cos the Americans speak horrible english especially the Blacks).

4. Stop writing in short texts.. E.g: hw r u? It affects your spelling ability.

5. STop speaking Pidgin English entirely.

#word#....am telling you ...with these steps, people might refer to you as an "ajebutter" but its the way forward....

Ipsi: Google 'where is chuck norris?'

Click on the first result

it was hilarious...he finds you...lol

yorke1: In other words or in summary, you are simply discouraging other people from going to see the movie.

he just discouraged me

I believe most of these questions test how creative you are....and how u react when faced with uncertainty...


Edit: lol..this first to comment thing gives a little bit of joy..no lies...lol...

Jcob: One of the workers I sent home to do some chores just called that he could not get beyond the gate cos of the dog. I was like what happened ? he said immediately he opened the gate a dog started barking. that sounds interesting! Drake is on chain and kept indoors before leaving home.

congrats on Drake barking..
ok..so heres what Ceasar the dog whisperer would say..Drake believes you are his master and so you protect him so i guess,when the last stranger came in..he knew you were around and so all was well...buh when you were not around..it knew it had to protect itself....hence..the barking

Well...our dogs would eat anything as long as there is Geisha in it....indomie...rice..spaghetti..just add Geisha...

Vivalavida99: Seun, My dog ( Great Dane) does the same, he go after lizard, rat, chickens and even after smaller dogs.

I came back home a couple of times and found dead animals and birds he killed, but doesn't eat them.

I love his hunting skills

omg..you have a Great Dane!!!....i want!!!!!!:-)

Hmm...this is kinda serious...ok..here is what i can say..my boerboel made my mongrel (local dog) start barking and become security conscious...so i believe there is influence from imitation...i recommend you get(or rent) another dog that is known to be wicked(ok not so wicked) and associate them together...let your dog know that its okay to be himself in the human world...i believe the traits of the dog would start rubbing off on Drake..my opinion....btw..nice name

celestinho: Thanks bro i'm going to give it a try...

you are welcome...:-)

Seun: I'm sorry bros. I hereby apologize for challenging himkers' faboolous tale disrespectfully. Who are the other people I questioned, though?

you are welcome....

lol...ok...so we have this dog, his name is BOZO..his mum was an alsatian and his dad,a local dog...
he is typically a local dog(he has white legs and the tip of its tail is white and curves upwards),
he is two years old, and like the neatest dog ever, he would not lie down on the floor, just on the plastic chair(we had to get one for him), or on the car(we discouraged this habit tho)...heres the thing,two weeks after we got BOZO(at about a four weeks or so), we got MEREDITH GREY, a boerboel-alsatian mix, so they grew up together, heres the thing, BOZO is really stubborn, only listens to SIT( but you have to put your hand behind you to make it think you are holding food)..he answers when you call him...and just likes to be around you...people like him a lot,..he does not attack but runs really fast...really fast, visitors dont know he wont bite, but once they see him coming with his full speed towards the gate, my dear, you better run.

Thanks to God and my dad, and all of us, Bozo has grown to be an ajebutter local dog, just like MEREDITH GREY, he has been good, Grey trains it sometimes,(of course she is bigger than him)..we had him neutered because we do not want any unrecognised combination of an alsatian-boerboel-local mix...lol..what would we do with that?...

as for MEREDITH GREY(GREY for short)...shes really good...doesnt take nonsense,,loves the family a lot but wont tolerate strangers, she made BOZO start barking, she is very smart...very smart...knows when to come..when to go..her facial expressions are just amazing..lol...shes always ready to please and ready to devour too...

sorry for the long story...

my opinion,

i do not know what you mean by "nigerian puppy" but i guess you are referring to the mongrels(local dogs),
trying to make a dog tough, could some times come from within, or taught or simply developed,

from within, it would depend on the breed of the dog, some breeds are known to be very protective of their territories, so you would have to make research on the breed of your dog.

taught, or trained, some dogs are trained to be mean, for you to want a mean dog, it would require you to reduce its social interaction with people, although, this is not advised, what you have to do is locate the cage of the dog at the back of the house, and limit the number of people it gets to see, gradually, you would see your dog become a monster, the amount of food should also come into consideration, but at two months, it needs all the food it can get...

developed, this is when a dog with natural protective tendencies, is now isolated thereby luring the monster in it to come out..

once again..my opinion..

I REALLY LIKE THIS...

SO NOT COOL...NOT COOL AT ALL...NOT EVEN FAIR,,,

i just saw this post on frontpage...i think its important u read this


https://www.nairaland.com/1825952/important-information-mtn-sme-data

Chikebrain: We are very equal to the task sir. Thanks sir

none of your numbers are going

there are now about 6 of them

Chikebrain: Sorry for the late reply. Please do send in their numbers or more preferably, let them send a text message to 08064918392 and i'll be glasd to call them back.
Thanks sir

ok...thanks...i have given them ur number...

MR CHIKE...AS PROMISED..I HAVE TWO PEOPLE I WANNA RECOMMEND FOR YOU...I HAVE TOLD DEM ABOUT THE 1GB FOR 1000NAIRA PROMO...AND SINCE WE ARE IN THE PROMO DATE,,,I GUESS THEY QUALIFY....SHOULD I SEND YOU THEIR NUMBERS AND YOU CAN TALK TO THEM....OR I SHOULD SEND THEM YOUR NUMBER TO TEXT YOU....PLEASE REPLY ASAP...THANKS

hushmail: how does this work

any assurances

scammers full nija

TRUST ME...HES NOT A SCAMMER....I DINT BELIEVE AT FIRST...BUH NOW I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING MY 1 GB...

Nastydroid: we know

beyoncé knowles ni....:-D

Dayvhid: I also bet she tastes better than the other dogs.:-)

LOL...AHN AHN,.....

simdam500: op i give you 25 out of 25

thanks...

Virginia is an adorable Juliana pig that seems to have a case of mistaken identity – her owner claims that she feels as much like a dog as her boxer brothers and sisters!

Virginia is 10 months old and lives in Colorado together with her owners and a couple of boxers. According to her owner, she’s smarter than the dogs are – she learned to use their dog door before they did, and she was very easy to potty train as well.

Because we often only think of pigs as livestock, we tend to forget that they are actually extraordinarily intelligent and loving animals. They are becoming more and more popular as pets, not just as food!

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-1.jpg

“I don’t think Virginia realizes that she isn’t a dog. We got her when she was 3 months old so she grew up around them,” wrote her owner



https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-2.jpg

“She LOVES to cuddle. She is obsessed with my boyfriend. As soon as he sits down, she jumps up onto the couch and climbs in his lap”

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-3.jpg


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-4.jpg

“She catches on a lot faster than the dogs. For example, as soon as we installed a the dog door, she walked right through it. It took the dogs a couple days of barking and pawing at it to figure they can use it to get outside”


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-6.jpg

[i]“It took about a day for her to learn how to use the litter box. Once we put in the dog door she started going outside immediately and has never looked back. She is very neat”[/i]


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cute-dog-pig-virginia-7.jpg

Her owner claims that Virginia is “100% housebroken. Has never rolled in poop or mud, she prefers to roll around in sand or dirt. She doesn’t smell. She gets a little dandruffy when her skin gets dry but that is about it“


source....http://www.boredpanda.com/pig-identity-crisis-dogs-virginia/