obembet:
A Nigerian man bought his first car and drove it work in style. But when he closed, he forgot the car at his work place and jumped on public transport like before and went home and slept off.

He woke up in the night and started looking for the car, thinking it has been stolen.

Here is what he wrote
He was high on kwale weed and Calidon.

A few weeks after I bought my first car around 2012, I went home forgetting that already had a car. I woke up around 11pm and cried that the car had been stolen. I went to work next day and found the silly car siting there.

Source: https://twitter.com/ObinnaUkwueze/status/1532262373305856000?t=zUzK2_J_BWz5ZGAqVZbJMg&s=19

Nova1988:
I still don't understand how the South has more fertile land and the north is mostly desert but it's the north that produce more foods for the nation. how?

May God help us.

Islandlady:
Yes most redpillars here are 2mins boys like that ramen noodles

JovialJune:
His oldest is 26, he's 34, meaning he started giving birth at 8?

How

Neyoosha007:
So na your pastor wey teach you that, dey teach you they rain curse anyone that’s argue with you?, How are you different from those who fight for their ***

Neyoosha007:
why the epe?, what have I done to deserve this your outrage, are you one of the zombies

Neyoosha007:

Jesus Christ isn’t God, He’s a supernatural, he’s the light, he’s the way

OBALOLA55:
JESUS IS NOTHING BUT A PROPHET AND MESSENGER OF GOD, STOP MISLEADING PEOPLE MR MAN

heysquare:

With this submission, how would that change the reality because if eventually the country divided would the northern Christians join your own republic? Think!

heysquare:
remember, the girl was Hausa Christian!
If the country is disintegrated as you called for. How would that help the northern Christians? Let's be logical!

Joezinho:
Is it from his heart?

Abokii na abokii.. Mtchewwww

Christianity has had the advantage of being tamed by the Enlightenment..

Today, if you insulted JESUS, printed HIS face on toilet paper, or urinated on a Bible, you would be hated but unharmed.
Please, can you define "aboki" for me?

Take this same attitude to Sokoto, and you would get slaughtered like a pig. And we have to renounce our beliefs on NL before we comment on their mumu threads..

iwaeda:


https://leadership.ng/breaking-gov-tambuwal-declares-24-hr-curfew-in-sokoto/

Pictures from: https://twitter.com/Waspapping_/status/1525440990147923968

Utanisco:
God punish all the Hausa,
Punish all the Fulani's
Punish all the northerners

Punish anything that wears that their nonsense sutan and evil cap like asokoro

Punish their God and Allah or whatsoever that promotes killings

Punish their religion

Ignorance speaks through you.
What do you mean by "punish all the northerners"?
Punish all of them

Adiok inor mbufo

God bless Nigeria

Justice for DEBORAH samuel

jackals:

.I was just being careful of not making it look like I'm desperate to have him. I already showed him I like him. I think if he wanted things to escalate, he wouldn't back out that way

jackals:


I'm not with any man. Men have an habit of underating you when you show them how much you care. Between, I just wanted to see how consistent he is. I just dropped an SMS for him on his local number hoping he reply.

Puskas:
Vagina people and their victim mentality. Imagine how this one is blaming the innocent man for respecting himself. You shunned his WhatsApp messages for two days and you still expect him to be crawling on his knees begging you to reply his chats. Who does that except a man suffering from Simpson disease. If you are beautiful with a good character just like you described yourself you should have married in your twenties and not being desperate to marry in your thirties. Let me ask you one question. If the man is foolish enough to continue chatting with you and later marries you what exactly will you offer him apart from your worn out pussy? Be truthful and answer this question

Cyynthia:
I laugh when people say that Yoruba Muslim are very peaceful.. lol


Why won't they be peaceful when the southern region they found themselves is dominated by christians ?

Muslims are peaceful when they are in minority..

Put Youruba Muslim in a Muslim dominated region and watch them and be like other muslinms..
Just look at what is coming out from this man's mouth..
I Pity Yoruba christians.

abbey621:


The law was passed in the year 2000 which allows Muslim dominated areas in Kaduna and Kano to practice Sharia. This is a fact and not debatable. We are on the same page, Northern Nigeria's version of Islam is something else, without the government curbing these extremist viewpoints, we will continue to see more and more senseless killings.

aminulive:
Nigeria's President, Muhammadu buhari has reacted to the killing of a female student of the Shehu Shagari College of Education, Sokoto, Deborah Samuel over alleged Blasphemy.

The President strongly condemned the resort to self-help by a mob in sokoto, resulting in violence, destruction and killing of Samuel who reportedly blasphemed Muhammad (SAW), the Prophet of Islam.

In a statement sent to POLITICS NIGERIA on Friday, President Buhari said the news of the killing of the young lady by fellow students was a matter of concern and demanded an impartial, extensive probe into all that happened before and during the incident.

He admonished Muslims all over the world demand respect for the Holy Prophets, including Isah (Alaihissalaam, Jesus Christ) and Muhammad (SAW) but where transgressions occur, as alleged to be the case in this instance, the law does not allow anyone to take matters into their hands.

Moreover, religious leaders preach that it is not for the believer to judge the actions of another person. The constituted authority must be allowed to deal with such matters when they arise.

“No person has the right to take the law in his or her own hands in this country. Violence has and never will solve any problem," said the President.

President Buhari also directed the Ministries of Information and Culture, Police Affairs and that of Communications and Digital Economy to work with GSM providers and Tech companies to help contain the spread of false and inflammatory information through social media.

The President extended the nation’s condolences to the family of the deceased student and wished all those injured a quick recovery.

He commended the immediate response to the incident by the Sokoto State Government and urged religious and community leaders to call citizens’ attention to the need to exercise the right to freedom of speech responsibly.

President Buhari called for tampered comments by the media and calm among the general population while investigation is ongoing to find out the remote and immediate causes of the incident.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-buhari-reacts-to-killing-of-deborah-samuel-reveals-next-line-of-action/

aminulive:
Nigeria's President, Muhammadu buhari has reacted to the killing of a female student of the Shehu Shagari College of Education, Sokoto, Deborah Samuel over alleged Blasphemy.

The President strongly condemned the resort to self-help by a mob in sokoto, resulting in violence, destruction and killing of Samuel who reportedly blasphemed Muhammad (SAW), the Prophet of Islam.

In a statement sent to POLITICS NIGERIA on Friday, President Buhari said the news of the killing of the young lady by fellow students was a matter of concern and demanded an impartial, extensive probe into all that happened before and during the incident.

He admonished Muslims all over the world demand respect for the Holy Prophets, including Isah (Alaihissalaam, Jesus Christ) and Muhammad (SAW) but where transgressions occur, as alleged to be the case in this instance, the law does not allow anyone to take matters into their hands.

Moreover, religious leaders preach that it is not for the believer to judge the actions of another person. The constituted authority must be allowed to deal with such matters when they arise.

“No person has the right to take the law in his or her own hands in this country. Violence has and never will solve any problem," said the President.

President Buhari also directed the Ministries of Information and Culture, Police Affairs and that of Communications and Digital Economy to work with GSM providers and Tech companies to help contain the spread of false and inflammatory information through social media.

The President extended the nation’s condolences to the family of the deceased student and wished all those injured a quick recovery.

He commended the immediate response to the incident by the Sokoto State Government and urged religious and community leaders to call citizens’ attention to the need to exercise the right to freedom of speech responsibly.

President Buhari called for tampered comments by the media and calm among the general population while investigation is ongoing to find out the remote and immediate causes of the incident.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-buhari-reacts-to-killing-of-deborah-samuel-reveals-next-line-of-action/

abbey621:


Point of correction, Kaduna and Kano does practice Sharia law, it is limited to communities were Muslims are the majority. I don't know about Plateau and Adamawa. Even at that, my point still stands, why would a sane government watch such happen and keep silent? Why should Sharia have more power than the Nigerian Constitution? In a country where the government fails to do the right thing, are we surpiursed that religious
extremists are taking laws into their own hands?

abbey621:


The Sheik is not wrong, if you live in a place where Sharia law is the law of the land. Sharia law will sentence offenders to death for blasphemy, I think by now we all know this. The question we should all be asking is why the Nigerian government chose to allow some states to have Sharia law overtake the Nigerian Constitution?

abbey621:


Link no longer opens but as usual, consider the context not just a few words. CONTEXT!

abbey621:


Don't worry about me, I know the difference between a problematic religion and a failed nation. The more you attack the religion, the less sensible you sound because there's no way you can ever successfully make the argument that converting all the Northerners to Christianity would solve all the violence in the North. You left behind poverty, bad government and brainwashing, instead you pick the easy target....ISLAM IS BAD....yen yen yen

mhmsadyq:

Ok.
Let's how she would resurrect in 3 day time..

Waiting...

abbey621:


Don't worry about me, I know the difference between a problematic religion and a failed nation. The more you attack the religion, the less sensible you sound because there's no way you can ever successfully make the argument that converting all the Northerners to Christianity would solve all the violence in the North. You left behind poverty, bad government and brainwashing, instead you pick the easy target....ISLAM IS BAD....yen yen yen

abbey621:


There are over 2 billion Muslims in the world as of 2022, if you believe the actions of Northern Nigeria Muslims outweighs that of Saudi or Indonesian Muslims then you're a joke! It's not the likes of you that would school me on Islamic or world history so don't bother!

Truthisunique2:
you people just engage your senses when talking

When you talk about Christianity go to the Bible Jesus the founder and example of Christianity is who christians pattern after not even what early preachers do

Jesus even rebuked people who fought for him, he used supernatural powers to help his own tormentors

Mohammed spearheaded massive beheading killing sprees and taught his followers the presice way to kill

mhmsadyq:


Where was your crucifiedgod when she was been lynched?

abbey621:


Ask yourself is Christianity peaceful? Now remember less than 60 years ago people(Jim Crow/KKK) still lynched and killed black folks because according to them they felt the Bible classified them as inferior or defective. When we argue let's do so objectively, human interpretation has been the blemish on most religion.