₦airaland Forum

Omakraid:
How did she pee all along?

Bros women don't pee from their vagina.

They do from their urethra that connects the bladder.. Is all a different tract.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/uzodinma-pdp-behind-plot-to-humiliate-oshiomhole-out-of-office/amp

Una go still give this same news another heading and post it.. #smh...

NextD18:
No reasonable and highly educated parents will wanna train their kids in a rough and uneducated state like Anambra.

Shuo! UNEDUCATED AND ROUGH u say?? Anambra state?.... Wow! This is like the funniest I've heard in a while.

U simply do not know anambra state.... But is ok to think anything in ur mind.

But ask questions around on the caliber of people from anambra in thisnNigeria when it comes to education, in fact all sphere of life. Juo ese nna!..

Truth is, crime, is every. so if u think so about anambra, then where will u train ur children? Northern Nigeria? Aby porthercourt??

Sorry. U r wrong okk.. #smh

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
I tell u. The 2m reward is enough danger sign. Those guys are detective looking for whom to use as scapegoat.

No trader will promise that outrageous amount, and most spare parts traders can drive

Very true..

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
The name shaming of ladipo traders just continues

Not all ladipo traders are crooks. There are legitimate traders and importers there doing legitimate business.

The guys that asked if you could drive might be detectives as well

Fast and smart thinking Nigerian....

This is the case bro..

those guys that ask him to drive the jeep were actually investigating that matter and have been loitering around, looking for who will move the car or who they will just use as scapegoat to report their findings and go homo, cos dem sef Don tier.. Lol....

Op de sensitive shaa.. In this Nigeria... No, if u no de careful for nothing, pant go just wear u.

Yewandequeen:
You all are advicing she keeps it, hell no!
Many are not getting this picture clearly. The child spacing isn't the problem here.

Her health is important, she had cs just 8months ago and you want her body to under another expansion again without completely healing?
It would have been okay for her to keep if she had vagina birth but for a CS, she better flush it to avoid complications.

Adviser. What type of complications will she avoid that she won't face more in abortion.

Who will do the abortion first?... Remember she can't get a legal abortion on social grounds. So already is an illegal abortion, and possibly from a quack.

I expected u refer them to a Dr to get a professional advice, than spew ur opinion on nairaland over a very serious and sensitive matter.

#smh nairaland Drs hahahahaha..

michlins:
abortion isn't a sin. Abortion is safer than childbirth if you must know

At op, instead of you to bring a child into this world when you aren't ready, abort and prepare

I will know you religious people will come for me but before you do, ensure you're a virgin

And what if u destroy the system eventually?? Aby u think abortion is same as delivery..

Remember abortion is not permitted by law in Nigeria @ least not in this circumstance.

So which qualified personal will grant u abortion on social grounds? Of course non.

What will that put her @?.. Simple, it will put her at going to get it from a quack, who will now go and use oxytocics (agents that contract the womb) without knowing that its a sacrilage to use such on a womb with scars
Or will go and use u sterilised curate and kuku finish the womb.

Next will be a ruptured womb, uncontrolled bleeding, uterine synechia etc.

So that when u r eventually ready so to speak, u now become who can't conceive.

Remember, u caused it.. So better save him this your illiterate advice.

Ok bye

Alanzazani:
A friend of my shared his story with me.

He got married in October 2018, had a baby in July 2019. His wife had a fibroid in her uterus hence a ceasarian operation was carried out.

A few days ago they went for a scan to see what the fibroid looks like. To his amazement he was told his wife is 10 weeks pregnant.

The young man is devastated. He is struggling to take care of his baby and his family. Only to be shocked with this news of a 10-week-old pregnancy.

He is contemplating aborting the pregnancy. He doesn't know if 8 months is enough time for his wife's body to have healed. I strongly advised him against this. His wife is unwilling to abort the baby. Mature advice need. FP please

Except for the financial capacity to run his family, which he should go and figure out and double his hustle. The pregnancy can confortably be without any health challenge.

Her body has healed @ enough to go through it without killing her. Nothing will happen to her. She should just register for ANC. The only thing u both should plan for is a repeat CS cos she isn't qualified for a VBAC (vaginal birth after CS). Yes that's is.

Warn him oohh if it's not u shaa, He will put that woman at a bigger rist of losing everything if he tries an abortion cos that will be a more dangerous trauma to the womb.

So in his interest and in the interest of that woman, he should desist from thinking of such but should go an plan how to go about the financial expectations from him.

I feel for him anyway, I can advice him to quickly go and buy NHIS private health insurance for her immediately, it will be ready in 2 months. Its sold @ 15k ie the minimum plan. This could save him the high cost of repeat CS.

Then after this case, they both should get a good contraceptive plan to prevent another pregnancy while they enjoy sex, this will avail her the opportunity to heal much better.

Na God de give pikin so don't play smart around it or do what u will eventually regrete.

People take in @ 3 months, 6 months etc after delivery by any means.. So urs @ 8 months isn't bad @ all. So concern ur sef with money matters more Than health matters bro.

All the best...

Playboy3030:
As for me, I can do more than this for the current girlfriend am in a relationship with.

"Share your own idea considering this"

Sounds like a yoruba under 20......

Ok let me go and wait for the noise and rants.

Maxymilliano:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/379243-breaking-repentant-boko-haram-members-arrive-maiduguri-from-niger.html

Is OK now since is the same bornu state that is praying and fasting against insurgency that they brought them back into. Is fine.

I pray they lay ambush and first kill the the general that brought them back. @ least that will happen.
I would have been more worried if it were another state. However, my only worry is that when they start again, is tax payers money that will be budgeted and stollen by this dingbats play with peoples life, in the name offfighting insurgency.

Is well.

They should just ensure they don't drop them else where but born state to continue the cycle.

hackeen:
Oh my God, what have you done? This is a rare specie of vine snake..most of them are harmless to human..

So??

AxelandRed:
Sometime last week while on my way to Apapa from Trade Fair, I got stuck in traffic at Orile and within seconds something heart wrenching happened.

A commercial bus driver (an aged man) stopped briefly to drop a passenger in one of the new narrow speed lanes. Trust me, this didn't take him up to 15 seconds.

In commando style, two naval officers who were driving behind him in a civilian car jumped out of their vehicle, dragged him out of the bus and flogged him mercilessly with a leather whip while the old man knelt down wriggling in pain and screaming. How dare him delay them for 15 seconds. Worse was the fact that these guys didn't look above 30yrs.

I felt guilty for being so helpless at the man's agony.

Before you express your sympathy at whatever misfortune that may have befallen this guy, just think about the bus driver above and the multitude of Nigerians who have had same misfortune or even worse in the hands of other uniformed personnel.

If only all yellow bus driver in lagos will be getting this treatment every day for 2yrs... I am certain lagos will be the best state to live in in Nigeria.

Those yellow bus divers whether old or young are the problem we have in lagos. Keep ur sympathy to your self..

See as u down played that very stupid and unruly behaviour of that old man stopping in the middle of the road to pick/drop passengers in their usual annoying way, thus worsening already bad traffic jam and U r here throwing unnecessary sympathy with reckless abondon.

U claimed it didn't take upto 15sec right.. Then he should be in motion already, how come the naval officers parked, came down and still met him there and started beating him.... Ogbeni u r a liar worse than liar mohammemd.

People like you are why lagos is the way it is...

ka odi for today.

Why is the issue of having a child or not the other of the thread anytime this couples news comes up here?

Are they the only expectant couple in Nigeria?

Why are u all trolls so useless and Godforsaken?

Why are u all drawing thunder to wipe out ur generation each time u all see this couple.

Immediately I saw the headline I was struck with the feeling that another food Don done for lowlives on nairaland. Idiots who's family and personal problems are more than that of Nigeria x10, will leave their problem encapsulated lives to wait for the minute the news of this very free minded, self respecting, well exposed lady and his gentleman husband, will come up on SM.

Haba! Dem do una?

#spits...

Most times I hate to be known and associated with some generational vagabonds called Nigerians..

obi4eze:


Maybe NUC actually goofed by allowing them lecture and become Professors without PhD in the past but it seems they realized their error.

The consultants want to continue becoming Professors without PhD. I laugh! Do they actually know the rigors of becoming a PhD holder?
They are not bigger than NUC that regulates them so if NUC says they cant become Professors without PhD then they should either join their colleagues who go on to acquire PhD or get out.

So talking about rigours of PhD? Do u know the rigours of residency training for one to become a consultant.? I think u r as confused as NUC.. The curriculum of medical training is never the same with other discipline globally, as such shouldn't be discussed as with others.

NUC should know better. And stop talking rubbish.

Antoeni:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/02/12/breaking-judge-orders-nigerian-government-pay-n200000-sowore-bakare-over-trial-delay

I've been meaning to ask this question guys. I just want to learn..

When cost as this is awarded to individuals against government or when individuals win cases against government.

Through which channel of government is the money paid or better still what is the source of such funds. Is there such provisions during budgeting?

Also, where government don't comply, how is such judgment enforced.

masterflowx:
Walahi!
The man suppose to go and commit suicide ni.

The man must not see this tweet o
If na pesin wey eyes dey push he no go survive it.

Man wey Don send the shediot packing... Which man wan live with such shame.. The fool has lost the marriage cos of foolishness.

Vega100:
You are the only sensible person on this front page. Without hearing from the other party, I can swear with My Life, that this NEVER happened this way, I Can Swear with everything in me, that it NEVER happened.
The way people come online to write nonsense and discredit people is terrible, why are we like this?

I work in a hospital, and I particularly know how this nurses (especially the older ones) could be so mean, arrogant, insolent and violent with doctors (especially the junior ones) perhaps the believe that this one na small pikin, and they treat them with utmost disrespect.
This NEVER happened! A house officer, will never assault an ACNO, despite what this doctors face, I have never seen a case where any of them went physical. In most cases, those older nurses know many people in high powers, so the younger doctors stand no chance.
It just pains me so much what was written here, it's really hurtful. I understand the whole scenario and it's not alright when people distort a story against other people.

The story of slapping her for asking to document for not catheterizing a patient is even stupid, follow a HO outside to tell him how documentation is important, that will NEVER happen with those nurses. If them no use mouth finish u for patient front.

Please stop all this nonsense of tarnishing people's name, please, it's unfair.

God will bless u exceedingly.

Leave useless and senseless nairalanders to be opening their dirty mouth.

imagine such and incoherent, so distorted story that isn't appealing to common sense even when u r not a Dr.
But fools here r vibrating like tuning fork.

Ur brother or sister can/will still become a Dr one day and will be treated like this Dr in question.

Jealous fools every where. Una no see medical school go spend all ur life + money. Mtcheww...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Although there are three sides to a story
1) the complainant own story
2) the accused own story
3)and the true story

Buy i must say our doctors for Nigeria own too much
Na here for Nigeria doctors dey behave anyhow

Go developed nations

Nurses earn more than doctors
Nurses are paid well more than doctors in developed countries


Na here our doctors for dey do gra gra
Them nor even know anything

That is why most of our consultants doctors dey fear to go developed countries because if them reach there
They are to start all over again by undergoing lots of exams

Ode, full of shit... Mention the developed country u have in mind? Just mention it. Olodo de form I follow. U can't just hide ur ignorance for once.
OK continue.
Oshey developed country goer.
hahaahaaahaha

TriliOne:
Some people are just heartless sha. Keep professionalism aside. How can you raise your hand or an object to strike someone who's old enough to be your mom? What justification can you possibly provide?
If i be that Nurse pikin eh the doctor for collect.
I'm sure the hospital will kill this case because the victim is a nurse and a woman.

Does that story sound coherent to u? Or have u just refused to think?

U r now taking ur stand based on the account of the defendant with no recourse to that of the accused? OK.. Oshey justice Okon abang.

Let me also tell u that this is no case. The tail part of the story is actually the aim of the concocted story, to play the victim. The hospital MD is a Dr, the HCS is a Dr... So cos they are Drs, they should kill younger colleagues for JOHESU to feel happy and have gained justice? Is a lie.

FYI, that HO didn't touch that woman.. Is all a make up. U don't know how health workers treat house officers that's why u will sit on NL page and judge.

There's no Dr that will have words with a nurse and after such ve left, he will follow her and slap her from the back.. Haba!
How on earth is this possible. And the same Dr will hit d same nurse with sphig tubing next 2week.

Sorry bro, I know these people. They are called the accusers of brethren. That's what they are.

JOHESU should leave house officers alone they aren't the one holding the so called entitlement.
Some of them have gone to read medicine and have come out to see them as below in the system. Is just like that globally. They should stop hating and making mountain from a molehill

This is how all of them came together to play the victim and the HCS and the other stupid woman wrapa Drs gave my colleague extension just to please them some years back.
They are here again. Evil JOHESU.

id4sho:
No to olowole papers

Ode..

Awww

nurey:
The Engine number is 1MZ, look at where the long hose from the Engine connect to the radiator, after the timing belt black cover engraved there is the Engine number/code

Many thanks..

[quote author=CarGuideNG post=86019415][/quote]Thanks.

Please can someone help direct me where on Toyota avalon 2003 engine, can I see and copy the engine number. Thanks guys

I need a descriptive direction.

yanabasee:
In the next few months and three years to come.... Imolite will be changing leaders up and down....


Hope should focus more on his purpose as a governor.... Except, he's got no blueprint or unprepared for the governorship position privilege he just got.

He simply doesn't have any blueprint. Dude from history doesn't campaign, nor show any road map. Of course becoming governor even took him by surprise.

If imo were to be lagos, am sure imolites won't bother remembering he is there. He is that useless.

Ikenna351:
Hi all,

I realised there is a need for us to have a thread where we can say it very loud. Hence, the creation of this room.

In this room, we can derail as much as we want, discuss off topics, etc.

But please, no derogatory words, sales, adverts, spams or posting. Other than these, fire on!

*Note that this room is not for posting our normal car issues and seeking solutions for them. We have the entire section, outside this room, for that.

Moderator.

Hey guys.. I need last prices, like the last u can offer for these car parts (Toyota avalon 2003):
1. Head lamp drivers side only
2. Side mirror passenger side only
3. Grail (the net like part in front of the bunnet)
4. Mud trappers/fenders for the 4 tires

Please I'll appreciate your response here.

Tomilola360:
I know a security officer in my organization as at 2012 that is now a bank manager.


That's all I have to say.

I know a first bank manager who was blindfolded by love and pussy and eventually married wrongly.

All assets have been sold and dude doesn't even have peace now let alone wealth...

Don't forget this also.

Is a 2 way thing OK... Carefulness and purpose shouldn't be sacrifice at the alter of rights, love and pussy.

Sometimes we need to listen to others especially ur family. Don't forget, dey can never wish u bad.

"there is always a way that seemeth right unto a man".....

landmark86:
Am a fresh graduate that just got a job with a private organisation. Last month I was transferred from our headquarters to one of our branches here in Akure, Ondo State.

I stay in my elder sister's house right now cos I moved in last year December but have met with an agent who promise to get me a good apartment soonest.

To cut my story short, my sister has a house girl/lady which was so caring to me. Am 29yrs and still single not that I have never dated before, just that it never worked well while I was in school.

The house maid of my sister is 25yrs and a school cert holder but due to some reasons she couldn't further her education but still willing if she can get help.

She's a pretty, caring, very neat and also intelligent. And my sister also takes her as a sister not an house help.

Lastly weekend, my sister came back from an event and saw me and her catching some fun (I mean gisting and playing games) in the house and she got provoked.

She called me in and asked what is the relationship between me and her but I told her the basic truth that though we are just friends but I wish I could date her and my sister shouted on me NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even when am alive.

Now I keep asking my self some question;
Is house help not a human being?
Is it a crime in dating/marry them?
Is it a crime for a graduate to marry non graduate/illiterate ?

Please help a brother cos am in love with her.
Thank you.

Bro, just a piece of advise. Your sister thinks best for u.

No one says u can't love or marry any one, but I think ur sister want the best for u.

Her house help is a human being, with her own future any how it is. But the question is, and I believe is ur sisters thought, is she the best for u to mingle with?

Can't u look out for girls in other class and better level of life? R u suppose to be going up or down?

Even if the house help will eventually become Mrs Alakija tomorrow, do u have to wait for her to?

Some people spent money to train u, don't u think u owe them success by exploring all better options u can lay ur hands on including looking out for good girls in established families, high social class, better profession etc, hook up with them and hustle a better future from there?

The struggle for Total emancipation from poverty is not an emotional clouded struggle bro.

ur sister simply want the best for u. Leave her house help alone, go hustle for better options, pay the price and be a better man.

Leave that free pussy u've seen that is shacking u like spirit. After u r full of it now, u will definitely tilt into regreting every damn situation you created for urself.

How much is ur salary from the private firm u got a job in?
Is not even a government job that one may say kpata kpata u start living bank loan life of civil servants. As if that'seeven a good life.

Hw much is ur salary? Even if is enough, don't u think is wrong for u to start training another instead of going further to improve ur qualification and life?

No think am ooo, there's a situation u may create for ur self today in the name of the so called love, it will simply put a full stop to ur life and growth, such that u will continue to struggle to maintain a position instead of moving forward.

Baba leave that house help alone, u have a long way to go, even if u want to marry now, leave her alone, go look for people who can augment your life and status. For now she can't and there's nothing anyone can do about it. So don't yolk your self with what you may regret in the name of love or ur right to choose and all the crap people like u are saying here already.

This is Nigeria don't forget, given this present economy, this is not time for a young man who should invest in further self development, invest into his children future, to start training one girl like that just for love/Bleep sake.

Love, I maintain, remains what we call it. And don't forget, love is everywhere, it depends on how you look for it and why you look for it. Any how Just go look for it.

But if u feel the house help is ur best to shoot high into your future, simply discuss and explain things to ur sister. But u know what? She (the house help) is not. And ur sister knows this

P:S...Just know that There are beautiful, educated, neat and loyal girls good enough for a wife among the elite, rich and established class.

The onus is on u to look for them and stop being lazy to settle for less. Man up.... Ur sister loves u more.

please is there any official advertorial on this? i ve been waiting for an email or sms invitation or even a media call for interview.

does any 1 know please. i'd like to see so as to be guided. am in lagos.

meanwhile if its state by state, when is Imo state doing please. who knows please.

Cutehector:
But why did you keep such medical information from him before you both got married? That's not fair in my opinion.

Did u read this post @ all?

A condition that afflict some women after delivery and u r asking why she kept it from him? Does ur brain use NEPA?

haven seen the name of the condition, can't use Google if u r confused...

Mtcheww...

Niranam1984:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2747273181961821&id=509762239046271

See mail now! With very weak lines.. Some times I wonder if this oyinbos r that foolish even when there money is involved.

How can a nations CBN governor engage u with an email with just a Gmail domain.... Haba!

Mtcheww... The guy is lucky and unlucky...

Let him pay for his crime shaaa. No pity.

Racoon:
Gandollar has had the last laugh meaning it was useless standing up against him from the beginning.Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi-you have finally lost your respect & dignity to a dollar bribe stuffing crook.Spit!

Is people like you that will still blame him tomorrow and spew shit like "he should have collected it and keep while he strategise on the next step"

Now that he has used wisdom, u've started calling him names..

I am not surprised why Nigeria is the way it is, with youths who think like u in it..

You think u r wiser than the Emir, or that he just spontaneously accepted the dangerous offer. If so, then u need to think again.

#spits and #smh