₦airaland Forum

oyin44:
Atiku really tried than obi but tinubu is still the best...

After taking a puff of my first morning Loud, my eyes opened I saw a vision, the reality of things:
The South is not ready for presidency, otherwise Tinubu would have stepped down during the primaries or throw his support for Peter Obi in the south while still actively dragging with Atiku in the north.
Tinubu is an excellent man, no one’s perfect. as the end justifies the means, he did whatever he did but contributed enormously to the growth of the society (developed Lagos), no matter whatever side gains he’s made from it, who work suppose surely chop.
However, we can’t eat our cake and have it, nature is against him, his mind is weak, he definitely has a lot of experience but his energy is low, he’ll resort to delegation of responsibilities which we have seen before at his Chatham House interview.
As things stands, the present government, is a sort of delegated government, see as things are now; the problem is with the delegates, a lot will be rogues or selfish, the country will be declining more and more.
You may say to yourself you’re comfortable, you made enough plans for your future, your japa plans is 100% and you have a side profit for supporting Tinubu, he’s paying the bills; but take a moment to think, ow do you feel smiling in the midst of 3,000+ tears, does that give you joy?
If it’s okay with you, the masses are bleeding, there’s hunger and tears in the land.
In reality I know a lot of people look up to you, they think you’re a very wise person, will you use your wisdom to cause more pains?
In the face of 2 evils, it’s good to choose the milder evil, we deserve atleast small happiness in our lives.
Please rethink, the north have tried their chance, now it’s the south, let the milder evil go, whatever happens atleast so the masses will experience even a moment of joy
Maybe if you have the opportunity of counseling random people, you’d understand that there’s depression in the land.
In MJ’s words:
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me, and the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me

Abeg rethink and reshape, re-evangelize
Let’s make it Peter Obi 2023
Let’s put a smile on the face of the common man even for 1 second
This is an appeal for pity abeg
Spread this word to your friends and loved ones
Shalom

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Wahala no go finish!. When zainabu serve him hot breakfast, wetin him go do the arm Cut am off.

Fit be Zainab sha Dey loyal
Anyways naija gals be good wifey material, be serving hot breakfast in bed since early 0500 BC

rexel99:
My friend, I don't live on Nairaland or the social media like jobless lots like you do.

Its unfortunate that you have failed to back up your argument with concrete facts. What a pity you are relying on market woman or beer parlour analysis to push forward your argument. You are obviously not abreast with advances in solar technology as regard the durability and lifespan of its quality materials. Am not reffering to the crap lowlifes like you are used to. Never mind I won't blame you, since you spend your whole life on the social media space, you will have little knowledge of what goes on a global scale.

Seems you are wiser than business's that are going are going solar. See the person that does his petty business on Nairaland trying to advise businesses that know what they are doing. Olodo

The person you quoted has made so much sense already.
He/she is schooling you on the economics behind technology selection whereas you’re digressing to haul insults
I’m not impressed with you

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Some Dumbos will still come on here.. bring their religious/moral belief BS and tell us this is adultery and all.. if your plan is to come into this thread to wail about how the Nigeria election is more important and this is a distraction then f off!!

This should be R18 I guess...no one is forcing you to view the show...don't spam or derail here with nonsense...let those who enjoy it catch some fun..

Your signature shows you’re campaigning against moral degradation of women yet you’re supporting a show that sexualizes everything including the women you are canvassing for; it’s entertainment to you
How does this happen?
Do I call this literacy or mediocrity

Preciousgirl:
I am highly convinced that my boss is interested in me
I can't imagine that my boss left his office yesterday to my office and sat before me. He was jittery all through his convo with me and it wasn't work related. He told me he has a surprise gift for me

Is this also not a clear sign?
Also, as a married woman, can I accept his gift?

Thank u

Why would you give space to a an informal friendship in your work environment
Should future prospective job hirers be viewing this thread, how do you want to be interpreted This comes even before the question of you being married or not, cos fidelity is a gift just found in just a good number of women including naija gals

tk4radi:
ONE WEEK IS EVEN MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR SUCH UPDATES..



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You for first ask am whether he like the BVAS machine idea at all, cos e be like e boss no like that thing one bit @TeamBAT

Moh247:
Only a dummy don't know urinary bags are tied on the ties below you peehole

But what do I expect from internet propagandist

Dummy Teacher Dey spell thighs as ties

Omo life

Rexymania:
Mama I love your physic

Shun physique this new year, no be body guyman go chop
Go hustle
Happy Sunday

superCleanworks:
yes. it show how much she just wants to be next to you and be in your strong arms.
next time you see her tell her you love her.

make sure you bring out your diek when you are telling her this

Omo you jus made me happy with your wisdom
Have a blessed Sunday and more money to you

doggedfighter:
Why apologize when you didn't say anything that didn't happen



Brymo is an ofeke.



My mum will always use that word when angry.




What's the English word for ofeke ?

Because I don't know
I can't even explain it in Igbo

You’re what your signature says you’re
Happy new year

My obsession followed me into 2023

Obakoolex:
I don't need to clapback dude....your crying and wailing starts officially when Tinubu is announced as the incoming president, you are just rehearsing right now

What an Elder sees while lying
Ya need to climb a mast
But don’t wait until you climb, the risks are enormous
Pray and change your mindset
Peace

[quote author= post=119885075]Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians that are not suffering from self imposed amnesia will never and can never forget that Atiku and his boy boy Obi Pandora are one and the same.......

It is just a case of Olosho wey change location.....

For the children of hate, frustrations and perdition that voted for Atiku less than 4 years ago and are now out telling us that he is a thief, he is corrupt a criminal, he hates other religions, he is also a terrorist etc.
For you knowing all this and still went ahead to vote for him just 3 years ago
God will judge you all, the calamity you want to befall our darling nation then will be visited on you and yours.
No be curse,
Na fact .
As long as God lives[/quote]And for you voting in the current administration which has brought untold hardship to the average Nigerian
Do I repeat your prayers for you that God will judge you
In a similar case, your statement is like that of an Olosho defending her greed
Peace be into you

HitSong:
You have sex with GIRLFRIENDS that are average Nigerian girls. Girls with more than 1 bodycount, but make love to girls that still have sexual purities

HOW CAN I MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL THAT HAS BEEN FUCƘED AND CUMMED IN BY OTHER GUYS BEFORE?

GOD FORBID!

Some people will continue to have sex for their entire life, especially if they marry a whóre (GIRLS WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT).

ONLY PEOPLE WHO MARRIED A VIRGIN WILL MAKE LOVE.

HOW CAN A VIRGIN CALL F*CKING A D!CK THAT HAS BEEN SUCKED BY THOUSANDS LOVE MAKING ?

We4all:
Okay, let me talk. She looks good and has a great body for someone who has birthed four kids. The first girl and the last boy are copies of Yul. The son standing to the left must have inherited his mother's complexion when she was dark skinned. In conclusion, she looks good but I think she is trying too hard to be noticed.

I’d love to say that she’s done nothing to be tagged attention seeking
She’s got her right to post her family’s picture with whatever caption that motivates/inspires her
You should however direct your scolding to the bloggers who tend to milk and create traffic & attention from a simple post
Including the NL mod who pushed the news to FP?
ask him/her what’s the political/socio-economic importance of this thread

Axis313:
I just got thinking right now, why some men are ready to offer assistance to women rather than their fellow men, even those men might be in real need of assistance.

For instance something happened as of recent, not to me though but my senior colleague at work.

There is this "baba alaye honourable", a married man that always visits this my co worker, and he is somewhat loaded, he owns some trucks and some other businesses. Whenever he visits this my colleague, he only comes because of one thing: women, and they are somehow plenty for my area. I mean housewives and single mothers, the man never do single ladies, and he always give them load of cash to support their small businesses, sometimes 50k upwards, even in the presence of this colleague of mine who he never deem fit to help financially except to take him to "buka" and buy food and drink for him. Even though he always promise my colleague that he will help him somehow, but nothing to show.

It is what happened recently that got me thinking, there is this woman beside us, she sells beer and other thing in her shop, ehe started recently and this is the first time this "honourable" will see her, but this woman, a housewife got all the package, and they got talking, this woman have no phone, the "honourable" bought her one new Samsung Galaxy phone and gave her some cash and provisions (even though the woman gave me some of the provisions ), but this my colleague never get anything from the "honourable" except food and drink.

And this got me thinking, why some men always ignore fellow men in need of help and help women.

I am not here to bash anybody or any gender, the thing just dey baffle me.

Not ulterior motives
Ask your honorable, he’s been bitten well by snakes called bros
Outside conflict of emotions, Most times a woman is man’s most trusted friend
Back2subject, the honorable has identified that your colleague’s problem is bukka & drink, you should be happy that someone is feeding your colleague.
IT IS NEVER (HONORABLE’s) duty or responsibility to aide your friend, it’s his money abeg Mek he flex am
Before I light my evening Loud, God bless your honorable for supporting those single moms whose lives have been distracted with pregnancy and put into family way by lying & irresponsible men
Should your honorable wanna contest for any political position, I’ll do free graphics

Obakoolex:
Wetin olosho wey no cover falling breast kno

First of all, a man supporting an old presidential candidate who hasn’t been able to get his message across to the electorate, is typically exhibiting low self esteem.
Additionally, the tendency to quickly turn any criticism aimed at his preferred candidate to body shaming isn’t what a well thinking mature person should do, shows to a certain degree that such an individual maybe suffering from Acute Brain Fog
Please take advice & seek medical care
Happy new year

eh 2023

[quote author= post=119473432]https://punchng.com/bolanle-raheem-seven-things-to-know-about-dead-lawyer/?[/quote]Tuesday evening FP:
7 Facts that we must learn about the dead (lady)
Why’s NL be giving me migraines

[quote author=Crystalom5 post=119467714][/quote]Inside life

ahnie:
This year has really bn a very overwhelming year for me,the grinds,the stress,the burnout.
Sleepless nights,just to make sure say sapa no too loud for me.
Surviving in NAIJA nor easy.

To be a legit hustler e nor easy,a lady for that matter,hustling like a man.
You see this my shoulders people resting on it are numerous.

Folake4u,efeski,cassyrooy these peeps here are my realest gees.

They made life beautiful for me....I love you all.
So in pre Christmas,I decided to gift myself alone me time,to tell myself,ahnie you're an Amazon,an egnima,a muse,a woman in a man's body


Cc
nlfpmod
Royalroy
Dominique
Lalasticlala

And if I create a thread of how I’m smoking mi hard drugs and it doesn’t get to the front page
I begin to rant about the biased mods and next I’ll get banned

Omo las las not all Animals are equal
With the micro-example I’ve seen
No one should blame Buhari for corruption, it runs in all our DNA

Therefore I’ll rightly infer that all Nigerians are corrupt & biased
Signed by
Management

jeromestarks:
The girl looks decent. She's a wife material. The marriage will last but they won't grow old together if he's not the one who disvirgined her.


Infact, for bringing their lives to social media, I see them splitting sooner than expected.


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman.

Never pay Bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked by a guy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Guyyy

Ishilove:
First half 10 mins, second half 10 or 11 minutes. That's less than 30 mins. That's better than using a whole 1 hour to grind hips

Hian you’re too naive about these matters
In the first half, it’s more of possession
Na the second half be the main aggression
The two can’t go without

PS: Whoever Dey grind hips for this century needs to fear God new updates been don Dey, there are newer methods without hips grinding consult xv!does for more cross referencing

baralatie:
Em!
Will the 1 hr result in lifting world cup?

That’s only if you’re Messi
Can play extra time and penalties

Ishilove:
Hian. A whole one hour on top nack mata. Oh hell nah, that's waaay too long .

An hour out of 24 hours
That’s not even up to 10%
1hr so that it will be divided into 30mins first half & second

Ishilove:


Na who no get wetin e dey tink na him dey engage is marathon sex. You're not supposed to do more than 10 mins and get the fok off. Na oil you dey drill? Use your time on more productive ventures biko

10 mins too short if you had said 45-60 mins
Fair enough
All work no play makes Jack a very miserable man

peepydelano:
op no even care where she get money to buy all those things and he quickly bought her story of saving for it. This op no sharp gaskiya

Omo the chic no Dey ask OP wey he Dey get his money; it’s simply respect that you don’t bother as far as there ain’t any issues so far, life is better simple
Relationship no be boarding school

PerfectStranger:
Nigga high asf, his eye. He apparently smokes his shit.

Me nigga you are very wise

garriAndsugar:
Na just money be the issue. She dey available now self

Yunno ryy

obembet:
2022 as been amazing year despite all the up-and-down, God has been faithful. Also, I
appreciate God for keep me and my family alive and also my great Nairalanders . You guys have been so wonferful this year.

So let me specially appreciate my wonferful Nairalanders that as make me Smile This Year even Thought some of them are ready to beat me whenever we see for real.


My special Shoutout to All Nairaland football Fans, MJBOLT kosky, MizzD, safarigirl,Venita switlily25,Twaci,Mimienudles,prettybae23,
queenbetsy,sweettease,Liliantalks,kestolove95
curvysola,Ladylite,obembet, Facebooker,
Amatarasha, Prettydiamond, obontami, Lamanii22, Joystark, missimelda01
Dizzyrascal also my English teacher grammarnazi2 , Anfield247 also to my special mod Mynd44 Odewaleadesoye
Seun Lalasticlala OAM4J Dominique Mukina2 Fynestboi Zzor Nlf.pmod . Also my Pessi Fans, OJEEMAH paulolee Joebayo217 Kingcalls ThierryJay NLPoliceWoman Vinnie2000 Fergie001and Sammy07 . I Love you all and God bless you.



Nlfp.mod
Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44

The street(Nairaland) raised me when I need your help
You'll never fail me, I am triumphant
One of the reasons why I am so strong o
The streets (Nairaland) will never leave if I go wrong o

ahnie:
E pain me say the money comot from my pocket.
So I have decided to share the chicken online.
Zonefree you would eat the anus and brain(so make you for get sense to stop attacking my gender.

Mariahangel you would eat the drumstick.
Highchief1 you go eat the legs(as your legs no dey stay one place)

Kollins11 you go head the beak.
Gloryhomemaker you would eat the breastplate.... because you never allow me taste any of your delicious meals.
nlfpmod,I would give the the liver and wings(for always flying my topics to front page.

Oya na see as people Dey take hit FP
Aunty use BODMAS tek share chicken
God abeg

Corrinthians:
This man is such a shameless fraudster. What happened to the Anambra IDPs? Why does he hate his people so much?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/five-women-give-birth-in-anambra-idp-camp/%3famp

It is because the office of presidency covers all the states not exclusively his home state.
So as a wise man, he’s seeking to show his empathy and all inclusive style of governance

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Omo even if na hookup, she’s human
When you been carry am e no enter FP
Real nigga$ don’t kiss n tell no matter what
Your calling 5 of ya niggaas shows your level of empathy and congratulations you’ve got what it takes to be a renowned rap!st and seria! Kil!er;
Meanwhile the mod that pushed this to FP I really wonder what you seek to promote in this story