₦airaland Forum

K9blunt:
Lol, roflmao
Na my phone battery de hold me f not, you for cry today. anutolotolo.

Idowuogbo:
Cut the crap abeg! You no give husy meat chop, your fingers dey damage you, you think oga go dey happy say u deprive am and you dey give yourself doggi€? Then to worsen matter kwa, the great day came for white to turn to red, it turned to yellow cus na only p!ss you pis-s for bed. You sef think abourrit na...is it fair?

immortalvoices:
Oga "like seriously" na dat kind school you go like pass ole

immortalvoices:
Oga "like seriously" na dat kind school you go like pass ole

immortalvoices:
Hmmmm...

Rokiatu....when will your school fo hard knock re-open? peeps need to learn from you

Orijin101:
_Aboki will always be an _aboki
Did i mention giving her a head ?

Vickybee:
Maybe?

Vickybee:
Happy banging.

400billionman:
Apostle Suleiman said El Rufai will lose.

I believe the man of God.

Lala247:
Wow cherryice

Lol we need to become virgins in order to b accepted in nigeria ohh lol

Wow seriously it was a touch one

Darkrebel666:
~ We need to conduct an online two finger test(TFT) for all girls on Nairaland.
All of you should lie down with your legs spread while i start the suturing of the labia majora or infubulation



we need to sort it out today. When we find out who the virgins are. They would be asked to include virgins in their profile
easy as whistling dixie

Lala247:
Lol they chase her out lol

stunningjudy:
Seriously?? The details ain't important dude. Learn to ignore some comments and you will live longer.

Lala247:
Its ridiculous its like they make it seem only in nigeria ohh . If ur not a v ur worthless or something .. Soo judgemental ..

Like if ur a v good if ur not goid

U c anyone creating thread for non V's
This is where their takent is n most claiming v .. Is to impress guys .. Thirsty ppl tell me one successful virgin thats doing things around the world . Or one virgin thats a millionare

cherryice:
why ddnt you quote me?

Miss virgin whts the size of your platonic bf d1ck?
I mean you must hv seen him UnCloth evn without havn sexx wt him huh

Vickybee:
It's not my fault that you ain't a virgin.

Sorry

Darkrebel666:
• My mentality is renaissance and peerless.I'm in the same league with Einstein.
Nigerian,African?- that sounds like a racial slur .. are you a racist? lol


~ Anyway she looks good( I mean Innocent) that's what I meant ....

dapipson:
Is it really true that Islam is a religion of peace? it baffles me when I hear statements like this. How do I reconcile this with the numerous quotations (from the Quran ) given by the terrorists to ascertain or justify their actions ? such quotations are facts inherent in the Quran. Well it's good to Redeem the image of that religion.

Nony2013:
you are more pretty. rokiatu you are so sexy and my current and permanent crush.you have no substitute

Beamborla:
They all degrade Nigerians with their derogatory gifts.
It's not a sin committed by APC alone, PDP is guilty as well.

And it won't stop till we Nigerians come to realize who we are instead of engaging in silly e-wars and real life arguments and fights over people who could care less if you drop dead.

They give us smth to divide us and to always argue about while they loot our money.

gladpresh:
Abi...PESTS ...pest

PEST EVERYWHERE

ignatusamson:
Why do u people think fany is no a good person?because he says the truth abi...now I see that truly the truth is better....political or pocket...he speaks the truth Dats all

dollyptosh:
Was she right to have said that? Nigerians sha!

babyosisi:
So APC is now this desperate

trux:
don't know what you're taking about

dstnd:
sex on parade ground? guy that one nah lie!!!!guy u done serve b4 or u still deh serve .even sex in camp is not permitted

tessyg2:
my dear 2.2 is different from 2.2 , a 2.2 graduate from my school university of Ibadan is like a first class graduate of most states university, because bfor u will even have the 2.2 from ui, u must read to die.

G12:
Abeg, you guys should just stop all these degree and class of degree talk already. It's annoying! After putting all efforts to graduate with good grades in order to be distinguished, up till now 2.1 has not fetched any good job.

Back then, I had this female friend from another dept. who was on the verge of graduating with a 3rd class. I started studying with her so she could be motivated. She finally graduated with a low 2.2 and now she is working. Her uncle is a minister, but now "she dey hardly pick my call again sef".

I know of another mate who graduated with a 3rd class, but now working with a big oil company(I dunno know her position sha).

"No be by 2.1 or 1st class o"(but then, whatever that is worth doing at all is worth doing well - one of my mantras).


I made a decision never to "struggle" for job again after I almost lost my life last year, when I was going for an aptitude test in Lagos(EY).

Robbers and other people with bad intentions go on a mission and come back successfully, why should my life be endangered when I had no evil intention, but was only trying to take advantage of an opportunity that would have better my life.

I have always gone an extra mile just to be outstanding in all that I do. Right now, I think it's high time for God to prove himself. I have surrendered unto him because, right now, it seems my strength can't help me no more.

N:B I am not a big fan of typing, I just decided to bare my mind for once. So please, pardon all my blunders.