soupandeba:

If there's anything I love abou you is that you are being truthful. Though not all words on this particular thread may be true but I can say I see sincerity in your post. Keep it up. Good to know this feud between you and butanep is over.

And you don't think she's saying too much already?. Anyways.

bolex04:
with this your big head...SMH

*Holds laugh* ika

WATERLee1:
u are a matured person with ur comment. Sm guys are so nau*ghty to the extent of thanking whores for accepting their frnd request. So hateful

I see that a lot on fb. Thank you for accepting. And I would be like wtf.

myfantasies:
Definitely NO

I don't have d patient or strength to coach any one

Who has the patience to correct your blunder?

Atmmachine:
You're rejoicing, thinking you knocked the guy out to get the job.
This maybe how God made him lose the job so he can get the oil company job that pays him 900k per month.
The guy will be sitting in his office laughing at you while you're here displaying your foolishness.

Lol. Easy na

stiles009:
This stuff is always on Fp every December, abeg how many hands does the boy have self

5

Ponomote:
I can't see people, food or drinks. All I can see is a ugly lady and cake.

Wicked

rationalmind:


I just pray you do not learn the hard way like I did. Perhaps I'll need to share another experience to further buttress my point.

Just after my interview with montego holdings where I struggled to explain my course of study, I got another interview invite from AETI a day after writing the test. They were recruiting for NBC.

While I was reading about my course of study in preparation for the interview, I told myself this same thing you're saying. "How many things I wan read". I left reading about computers and computer engineering then focused on other things.

On the day of the interview, immediately after introducing myself. The first question was, rationalmind, can you please tell me the variants of windows 7?

Variants of windows 7? I asked the man. Yes, he answered.

Windows 7.0, Windows 7.1, Windows 7.2, I replied.

The wicked interviewer was just nodding his head and I was glad I had guessed right

The next question was, can you please tell me the variants of windows 8?

What is it with this man and variants of windows, I asked myself?

I replied again, windows 8.0, windows 8.1, windows 8.2.

He kept nodding his head and I was glad I perfectly guessed.

Several questions followed, some I got, some I missed.

As I came out of the interview room, I picked up my phone, opened Google and searched for variants of windows 7.

The result came and I saw windows home, windows professional, .....

I searched for variants of windows 8, same thing.

I then remembered how the wicked guy was nodding his head. I felt so stupid.

When I got home, I went back to the very basics, I started reading everything and anything I could lay my hands on about computers and computer engineering. I've had enough.

Few days after the interview, MacMaster01 posted "guys" on the thread. I knew what that meant. I rushed to my mail, nothing. Checked my spam, nothing. I never heard from them.

So bro, while its true you can't know everything, please try as much as possible to know as many things as possible. It will save you the embarrassment I faced.

looool

rationalmind:
BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT LIES, IT MAY RUIN EVERY GOOD THING YOUVE SAID DURING THE INTERVIEW

I picked myself up after the airtel disappointment, downloaded numerous videos on how to overcome fear and how to build confidence.

So when I got KPMG assessment centre invite, confidence was the least of my worries. I was well prepared, digested my course to a satisfactory level and was already looking forward to working with them cos I knew I was destroying the interview which of course I did.

The interview started in no time and everything was fine, I answered all questions extremely well until one tall, slim dark guy asked this question I'll never forget.

So rationalmind, how come you're having all C's in your neco result? He asked

I responded by saying it's even miraculous I passed the neco as it was waec I really prepared for and just wrote neco for the sake of writing since I was sure I'll pass waec.

When the result came out, as I had predicted, my waec result was very fine but unfortunately, I had a D7 in chemistry and that rendered my waec result useless. Since then, I've been forced to use my neco result.

How many A's did you have in your waec? he asked.

I could have told the truth but I lied, I told him I had two A's when I had none. All I had were B's. I felt since I had given them my neco result and the result satisfies their requirement, it doesn't matter.

The interview ended in no time, I thanked them and left.

The following day, I got a call from them. "Rationalmind, you told us you have a waec result with two A's yesterday" the caller at the other end said.

Yes, I answered.

Can you please send a scanned copy of the result to us now?

I paused and said I wasn't at home but will do that once I get home. I needed time to plan my next line of action.

I sent my waec result like that and explained it was a mix up bla bla bla

The result was a regret mail

Omg!. This is so funny. Couldn't they just let it go

Swaggzkid:
Waka to you too in abundance


in other words, that Guy hanging big dog chains on this neck should pray Nepa shouldn't take light, if not!... will come back to complete it.

Hahaaa

EternalTruths:
Op

PDP is being mature with their role as opposition

By 2019 they will use it against APC if APC fails

And I assure you it's going to work IF Apc fails. I wish them well though for our own good.

BeeBeeOoh:
Na Only For This Administration I cum See Sey Promise Dey Kari Promise For Back..

Lmao. Just chill, in due time it would manifest. They are taking the right steps.

NORAD:


I teach in one of the listed schools and believe me, it's worth the money. There's more to learning than passing WAEC.

Thumbs up. It's not about passing WAEC alone

obiorathesubtle:
Uuuh.. I really don't know.. My dad gives orders instead of advice.. So...

I can relate. LOL

greatiyk4u:
This man is indirectly inviting Xmas attack

May God save us

Exactly my thought. I hope they don't strike soon to prove him wrong.

Ojady:
If you are young man and unmarried, bruv, go for KPMG, why? You're young, you dont overly need a Work-Life balance as such, work is 5 days a week maybe some weekends too... The pay? Fantastic, Also, You did Engineering for five years, now KPMG is a multi national consulting firm with clients unimaginable. It means diversity and versatility for you. You'll meet smart people in different fields, from varied walks of life, the exposure is inestimable...you WILL work with clients in Engineering, meaning your background will enable you to adapt and engage consulting with Engineering. That should be a fresh graduate's dream.

I'm assuming you're smart to have gotten both offers, and if you did, study and conquer Engineering for five years, then your potential is enormous - dont settle for less. KPMG will expose you, perhaps on a whole different level, than NBC ( I mean the name Nigerian,) suggests just how far you can go... NBC as typical of anything Nigeria, is fraught with the usual primordial politics, if you're one of those, then of course NBC.

I concur.

12inches1:

Do you even know what being an engineer means?

Lol. You won't understand.

Am an Engineer, but I'd go with kpmg.

BeeBeeOoh:
Does it change the fact that Nigeria is in Autopilot??

Nigga you're funny

Sijo01:
The dullard have nothing to say

You say?

Jarus:

Omo Olalomi ni mi sir.

Awa ti offa

How is mathematics a difficult course? It's the simplest of the courses you listed. And this made FP..

Kudos to you bro. Keep moving forward.

NairalandDotOrg:
Congrats bro.
I reserve an online 'koboko' for anybody that will come here and derail this thread with "MEDIOCRE SKILL ACQUISITION"

Or entrepreneurship crusade

Bambless1:
Pastor Tunde You Are Welcome To Wailers Club,On Behalf Of Our Chairmen Olisah Metuh, Fani Kayode And Ayo Fayose. I Give You Free Form. Once Again You Are Welcome To Wailers Club.

#TAKE A BOW AND GO#

Someone just said the truth about the state of the nation, and you're here calling him a wailer. All these APC people sha.

loomer:
And una dey here dey shout apc/pdp

Lmao!! leave them.

generalissimo:
Sweetie, you don commit sin o. Na ur comment dey make me dey laugh 4 church. Even pastor sef don notice. Which one be CAVE 4 Jesu sakes? Na TUNNEL I bin dey hear o. So cave sef dey..... You ladies no go kill us

Azin..Really funny. Cave of life

prof1990:
I still try to understand why i would pick a man's a** over a pretty p***y but i dont think i can. very disgusting act.

Lmao. I tire for dem.

chesterlee:

Madness get style oh

End time madness

chesterlee:

Madness get style oh

End time madness

chesterlee:

Madness get style oh

End time madness

lasisi69:
lol

The question sef is an end time question...lasisi abeg u no dey tired.