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Sermwell:
You have a choice to click the news or not! Stop nagging like a dog on heat!

You have a choice to mind your business and stop poking your fat nose in my ass.

Nobody cares. Like why would I be interested in how she lives her life? Please there are too many purposeful threads on Nairaland that could be taking the spaces on NL, not forcing celebrities news down our throat.

I extremely dislike it when people feel entitled to someone's money. Regardless of the gender, your a greedy motherfu*ker.

Only to play in a patched stadium where players can't score goals and slide without having bruises on their knee caps.

This is why men need drugs that will lower their testosterone like mine. The need to satisfy their sexual urge ruin many great men. That is why 90% of these girls are no longer attractive to me.

siofra:
Oh. He doesn't know me then.

I'm well over 18. I'm almost done with uni. I'm only waiting patiently to finish then japa.

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siofra:
Yes. My dad said he'd call the police on me. I wonder why.

Lmaooooo This funny asl. He's being overprotective. Because you're a girl, and you not being under their roof means freedom to do whatever you like. That means you get to have boys coming over and getting you pounded. Due to the consequences, he's making sure you don't move under his roof. If you're 18 and above then he's bluffing about the Police shit. Even the Police will tell him that you're an adult.

nuroegbu:
I stay in a 2bedroom, we could share if it's fine.. I'm in Abuja

You don't do same if it was a guy like you. Simp.

siofra:
I want to leave soon but my parents say they will arrest me if I leave. Is it possible?

Lmaooooo
Are you serious?

Never get married. It will reduce your lifespan in the whole process. The stress is likely to sweep you into suicidal depression. That love would meltdown like an iceberg in a summer in June. At that moment you will gnash your teeth in regrets, and those red flags you turned a blind sight to, would flash through your eyes vividly like you're having a lucid dream, and it would be too late to un-do everything.

There are so many things to protest about in this country. The hardship is too much, the people can't protest on an empty stomach and under such a pretty distorting weather. I be feeling the sun getting hotter these days, and the cold getting colder. (Sighs. Breathes it, and Breathes out)
The living conditions in Nigeria is very inhuman, that I have anxiety attacks every 5mins.

Liverpool are pressing. They might just score, and end the party. We can't deny reality, it would be extremely insane seeing Villareal qualifying. I ain't counting Villareal out, neither am i a Liverpool fan.

2braithe:
Why won't I understand?Who doesn't know black american slangs?
It doesn't change the fact that it is not standard English!

Okay bro.

2braithe:
Still on still, it's wrong.

Lol. I don't expect you to understand.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Goal villareal


Goallll

Goalll

SORRY BRO Up Villareal.

IDIOTmoderators:
You nko?... See your English "you was" lol ..

Bruh. That is American English. I purposely used that. I could have used "were" but the English I do use is more African American refined.

jagorinho:
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Bruh. That is American English. I purposely used that. I could have used "were" but the English I do use is more African American refined.

Ladymogana:
Na today you know say naija na bush. If i wasn't strong, my chemistry teacher would have killed me with cane because i don't know to name of H20..

Your Teacher was right. Your English speaks volume of how inattentive you was during your school days.

Nobody cares.

Flamees:
Trash

Yeah. Same with them Xiaomi, Itel and co.

begge:
The thing na bad thing o. No woman dey like am at all. D thing be wan finish my life before, sotey my girl friend go vex kick me with her two leg, even to slap me. Na GOD deliver me o. Pls guy always avoid sugering things, always eat what is bitter. More press up exercise and don't be so excited when you see bear bear bank.

For real?

Dialpad:
How was someone able to scam 213 billion? That's more than the annual budget of some states in Nigeria.

Are these figures real or just like the Nigerian government, make claims before investigation.


I sympathize with the victims, it's easy to call them names but when you go to spiritual gatherings and you are told that this week is your week, something supernatural will happen to you, many assume investing 100k and getting back 5million is the supernatural thing.


If you tell an average American that he/she will become a millionaire tomorrow, he will laugh at how ridiculous you sound, many of them will question you further.

The reverse is the case in Nigeria, we will say a loud AMEN to it because corruption has enriched many, everyone is waiting miraculously for their own turn.

Your speaking nothing but facts.

No shortcut to success. It was hard for me to admit that, but yeah. You need to work your ass off and stop looking for the easiest way out.

FatherOfJesus:
What if everyone believes the other person is going astray like you do. I can also say that you are going astray being a Christian.
Be tolerant, don't think you beliefs are the universal truth dude.

Don't be a fanatic

I really love your counter points, this all-know-christians needs to be put in their place.

Nice. Very nice gesture. Your the type of people we need in our society.

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uwuana:
You no see his hand like pig leg, why him go dey ready?

Lmaooooo

ALABACONNECT:
This set has been sold

Oops. When you get another one like that I would be glady interested.