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flokii:
Whaaaaat!
are you serious?.. see me o
@OP gallant soldier.. I salute you (Maximum respect)

Lmao!!!!!

what the O.P said is very true,,,I can relate,,though I'm also confused

lanxlot:
na Pearson or spearman u use calculate?

lol

viewers full this thread oh...na so NLders lik police work reach?

there is a thin line between love and hate,,, believe me,,these two are love birds

good...noted

una kuku hijack the thread,,

hope it helps

thought barrack's a muslim

poor creativity,,,sagging even as a police officer...na wa

from pictures on here,,Its very obvious funnab nicked this one

lol...all very true,,,buh that numba 3 and 5 funny ehn

Adewunmi84:
u dey wine me abi?

lol...Bros no b so oh

ireneony:
stop acting broke..nor be by force to download

I no gt ur tym

Adewunmi84:
I hate police the day when one policeman stopped me at yakoyo junction in ojodu on my way to alagbole house from work around 9:45pm in 2010.I was on my motorcycle,then he stopped me and asked me if I have not heard the latest that no motorcycle should ply Lagos roads or streets when it is 10pm.I told him it is just quarter to 10pm.I told him my motorcycle is for private use and not for commercial purposes.Immeaditely,he asked me if I have #20,000 with me and I said NO.He then asked me to park and asked me if I know Area F in ikeja and I said YES.He then said I should come to Area F in ikeja to get my motorcycle the next day.As I heard that,I knew I have entered one chance. I begged him and I showed him my identity card as a statistician of a Lagos company.Do you know what followed next?That arm robber in federal government uniform went straight into my pockets with his two hands and brought out all the money in my pockets.It was on Saturday night.Then petrol was sold for #65 per litre.The money that man took from my pocket was #650.Thought of getting petrol to fill my tiger generator was what I was thinking before this mad man robbed me.I have earlier planned to get wunmi over to my place the next day.That was my girlfriend then.When she comes like that on Sunday after church service,it is till mama calls on Monday morning.But the policeman destroyed my plan.Then,I remember I have soup, beverages,kerosene and foodstuff.What I need then was petrol because Wunmi can watch anything.. na film den dry call am...Thats all and #325 worth of petrol filled my generator tank then.Back to the scene.The police brought out the money from my pocket and still asked me to come to ikeja for my motorcycle.He was not alone there.There were up to 3 policemen with him there who all have seized a lot of motorcycles because I saw the motorcycles parked with the owners in one corners bargaining with the policemen.It was dark that day.I managed to beg the police man to release my motorcycle since he already stolen my mine from my pocket.At last around 11pm,this stupid policeman released my motorcycle.As I was about to go,I begged the thief I needed the money with him to eat that night and he exclaimed and querried me while I will use #650 to eat in a single night.I begged him continuously and he gave me #40 to buy agege bread.I told him bread is sold for #50.He managed to give me #10 again making #50 after he counted the money in my presence and find out the money with him have #10 note.Fast forward to my house,I bought #50 bread close to Mr Bigg's,Alagbole.I hanged the bread on my motorcycle clutch and I zoomed off.When I got home,do you know I can't find this bread again.It dropped on the toad on transit.I was tired that night.Cant even cook or even warm the soup again.That was the first day tears will roll down my eyes as a man.My landlady asked me what happened to me because I sat outside crying that night.There was no light.The next day,wunmi called me to tell me she is on her way coming,I told her I wasn't around that I have gone to Ago iwoye, ijebu(my hometown).The babe just hissed and dropped the call.Seriously,I missed that kpetus that day.I would have asked her to come but I was not in good mood and beside,I need to pay for her fare back to Agege which was #250 then and I didn't want to take her home with my motorcycle because I have to manage the fuel in it to work on Monday.That day,I hate police like a plague..Awon odaran,gbewiri,alokolounkigbe...

a very touching story.....aaaawwww,,almost cried

poster below has sumtin to say

ireneony:
Here to observe

ejamahrandy:
lol

SwTee:
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seyema:
I will be back

SwTee:
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agbayas

FP!!!! btw,,hope its worth downloading??because ain't gat MB 2 waste downloading,,

FP!!!!
btw,,hope its worth downloading??because ain't gat MB 2 waste downloading,,so unfortunate

nyce outfit

nyc....


btw,,,thank God my ban has been lifted even though I do not knw why I was banned

Benite:
Can you imagine that!
An attack that buhari and Jonathan have released statement on it already.
Smh for nairaland.

Lalastica
Seun
Mynd44
Where at thou guys FP now

smh too bro,,I was surprised when I saw the news on TV,,I ransacked FP buh couldn't find anything relating to the news but rather things I consider irrelevant(my opinion)... seun,, something really needs to be done

seriously very nice to say the least,, FP material...




cc: lala

hez going places

3rdlegxxx:
Then you must be an under 18 or of lesser age or somewhat not computer eccentric, the whole world knows of yahoo search just like yahoo mail but google took over in the most simplest of ways.

wrong!!!!I've heard about it,,buh haven't used it before,...thanks

ok...haven't heard of Yahoo search before sha

na wa oh...jobless people wit too much time




btw,,everything in this country has increased oh,,even callertune that used to be copied by pressing 1 has nw increased to pressing 11....na wa

mickeymimi:
Albert Einstein had many discoveries as a scientist, but is most known for his Theory of Relativity. This theory changed much in the way scientists look at the world and set the foundation for many modern inventions, including the nuclear bomb and nuclear energy.

the theory of relativity is actually two theories that Albert Einstein came up with in the early 1900s. One is called "special" relativity and the other is called "general" relativity.
He said that all motion was "relative". This meant that the measurement of motion depended on the relative velocity and position of the observer.

Another interesting result of special relativity is length contraction. Length contraction is when objects appear shorter the faster they are moving in relation to the observer. This effect only occurs as objects reach very high speeds.

If a spaceship 100 feet long was flying by you at ½ the speed of light, it would appear to be 87 feet long. If it sped up to .95 the speed of light, it would only appear to be 31 feet long. Of course, this is all relative. To people on board the space ship, it would always appear to be 100 feet long.

ohhhhhh,,,thanks for the explanation,, ddnt understand when Dr.Olasoji taught us,,now I understand better

I know that 1st guy,,he's called peter,,buh if it isn't him then it must be his younger brother...

I pray hez re-united wit his family real soon,,,

btw,,,pls when is unilag's Post Ume??