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Programming › Re: See As This Programmer Murdered His Fellow Programmer... Chai! by Donald3d(m): 11:03am On Aug 17, 2016

godofbrowser:
See as this programmer murdered his fellow programmer... Chai!

wicked human being

Health › Re: I Need Advice Please by Donald3d(op): 10:56am On Aug 17, 2016

chris2face:
Sorry but I think ur HIV positive
Hahahaha just kidding but like seriously u need to go check our self and see a Dr asap
If our sexually active mehn begin dey pray

hahahaha

, except people have started having sex with computers and gadgets grin

Health › I Need Advice Please by Donald3d(op): 10:45am On Aug 17, 2016*

Alright , i guess this is my first time or maybe second in health section except they have started reprogramming human DNA tongue

Ok to the issue, i have this issue with my health , its recurring ,and i am getting really scared, i have being having the following symptomps

-Always stretching ,like all the time
-Having running temperature (the funny thing is i don't feel hot , but when someone touches me or mistakenly makes body contact they are like , dude your are hot !!!)
-Feeling fatigued
-Lost weight , but i am gaining weight back now
-Always stretching (i know i said it before ,just emphasizing , especially my joints , my wrist,back,ankle)
-Irregular heart beat
-Feeling hot at the back of my neck (like internal heat)
-There is this thing like blisters ,you know when hot iron burns you,but its kind of very small,just clear tiny liquid comes out ,its as small as a goose bump ,mostly on my arm ,especially where my big muscle is cool

,it appears occasionally ,in very little quantity , may be one or two
-Occasional chest pain and internal heat (which has stopped, but still fell it occasionally)
-Oversleeping sometimes -at times 10 hours shocked

(this is understandable as i hardly sleep always awake - i am a tech person)
-Finally "feverish feeling" , dont know how to define this or simplify it
-Even with all this i dont break down

I don take Malaria drug tire (i know dont yab me, i shouldn't take drugs without prescription)
Here is why i am scared ,
Its has being ongoing for months
I have never being to the hospital for myself before ,like never , cos i don't fall sick
I need your advice doctors
I know some people would tell me to go for checkup , as i said i have practically never being to an hospital before , so i dont know what to expect in terms of cost for test and all that, and the thought of hospitals is really scary .kindly advice

Thank you.

MODIFIED : forgot to add one symptom - occasional sharp pain on either side of my lower abdomen , the most scary one shocked

Health › Re: The 10 Deadliest Poisons In The World by Donald3d(m): 10:05am On Aug 17, 2016

maggilove:
I never knew these things existed , thanks op for this post. (Now I believe yoruba films, add poison to someone's food or drink and the next minute the person is dead).

Webmasters › Re: What Online Ads Do You Use? And Have They Worked For You? by Donald3d(m): 11:04pm On Aug 16, 2016

databoy247:
There are different forms of online advertising and as a business that thrives from having an online presence, settling for one or two online ad programs will go a long way in boosting your revenue.

Personally, I have tried some of the following and got varying results;

Google AdWords: For now, it's the best for me. I always get my ROI, it's only in rare occasions that I don't get my investment back.

Nairaland Ads: I usually get a lot of clicks probably from unserious folks. Maybe it's because of too many young persons who just want to see what your website looks like. Dem nor know say na your money dey burn . But sometimes, it pays and it is perfect for targeted lead generation.

Facebook Ads: For revenue and leads generation, to me Facebook is zero!! It's only perfect when you need more Facebook likes. I have spent $100 (approximately 30k) and did not even get N1,000 in return. I nor try am again

Bing Ads: Yet to try it.

Twitter Ads: Yet to use it

Yahoo Ads:, Next on my list

LinkedIn Ads: Tried it, but it's damn too expensive so I had to opt out without even getting started.

Which ad network do you use?

i believe you are not targeting your facebook ads properly or you are not using the right content , Facebook is one of the cheapest and most effective way to get people opting in for your services nowadays .

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Computers › Re: Buying A Laptop Advice Needed by Donald3d(m): 8:35pm On Aug 16, 2016

What tech work exactly ?

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Business › Re: Get Your Business Cards At Affordable Price Delivered To You by Donald3d(op): 8:23pm On Aug 16, 2016

still on folks

Business › Re: Nairaland Man Duped Of 1.7 Milliona Naira By A Web Designer Also On Nairaland by Donald3d(m): 2:32pm On Aug 16, 2016

All of you would be shouting scammer ,no proof of chat ,no evidence of bank transactions,nothing at all,
The truth is that in tech business,especially when you are freelancer ,issues with clients is inevitable,but it shouldn't be a constant occurence, I was supposed to train a Nairalander once, a lady we set a meeting things didn't go as planned and I waited for her and didn't hear from her at the set time, I had to proceed to something else, she came here and started shouting scammer, I didn't collect money from her ooo, just a meeting.
When people bring out claims that someone scammed you always put proof , images etc.
I also have dealings with a client recently somethings made me not to deliver on deadline , which is totally normal in buisness ,you can't deliver accurately all the time ,she was furious ,but I compensated her with extra service more than times two the worth of what she paid for and she is happy,Web designers ,graphic designers and freelancers generally please always attempt to resolve conflicts wether you are at fault or not,your image is very important in any buisness.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Makeup Artist Transforms Her Face Into Her Favorite Cartoon Characters[photos] by Donald3d(m): 1:46pm On Aug 15, 2016

Just awesome !!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Pictures All Old And New Members Of Nairaland Can Relate To by Donald3d(m): 1:42pm On Aug 15, 2016

infant:
17. how nairaland has transformed some dudes lives

This i can relate too grin

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Programming › Re: One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Donald3d(op): 1:28pm On Aug 15, 2016

zzzzy:
So true @op, I've been learning python for about a month now.

Awesome !!! wink

Programming › Re: One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Donald3d(op): 6:31pm On Aug 14, 2016

pimplucious:
I have always wanted to learn programming but somehow I keep shelving it.

The time to start is NOW !!!!

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Business › Re: 3 Simple Tactics To Make Your Online Business A Hit!!! by Donald3d(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2016

Nairaland is really getting biased in judgment , we want justice undecided

Programming › Re: One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Donald3d(op): 5:54pm On Aug 14, 2016

ikbnice:
I think BASIC programming language especially vBASIC is the easiest of all followed by Python. It is entirely suitable for beginners who wants to have the basic knowledge of high level programming. You find it easier than you'd ever think possible.

Yeah i know , but i think Python has a larger user base,extensibility, cross platform and just more awesome and simple at the same time for beginners cool

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Programming › Re: One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Donald3d(op): 5:46pm On Aug 14, 2016

geraldgiz:
Can I get ur contact op ,need to discuss some ICT stuff with u ,geraldtonyman@gmail.com

sent you an email

Celebrities › Re: Celebrity-Bullying: Can We Use A Little Compassion? by Donald3d(m): 5:41pm On Aug 14, 2016

hmm

Programming › One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Donald3d(op): 5:38pm On Aug 14, 2016

I would probably get bashed for this , but i have to say this jare cheesy

Oya read joor,its not long like my other articles
Python is just awesome any day, any time ,I recommend Python to anyone who wants to learn programming all you need to learn programming with Python is know how to solve problems by thinking analytically which you already do everyday(for people that have sense grin

), and the next thing you know how to do is read and understand simple English ,then you are already 60 percent into programming with Python, next is some Fundamentals of programming (Understand syntax ,Functions etc),then you should be up and running .

Beginners should not go near Java,and C languages (I know a lot of people wouldn't agree and probably bash me )
Its not impossible for beginners to learn with Java and C ,but try to output something as simple as "Hello World " in Java and C languages compared to Python then you see what i am talking about , I know Java and C has its advantages and uses where Python would fall short , but Python is still a very good foundation for anyone who wants to start programming,then you can upgrade latter to Java and C languages .

To cut the long story short Python is like giving a baby Amala and Ewedu or Ogbonno soup(its would just be entering "gulu, gulu gulu" grin

, Java and C is like giving a baby Hard Eba with Vegetable soup, with plenty bonny fish like shawa grin

, Tell me which the baby would swallow easily huh

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lol....english Vs English by Donald3d(m): 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2016

hehehehe

She is the one that born the english
Infact it is very hard for her grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Story: A 12 Year Old Boy Who Thinks He Got A Girl Pregnant But Hasn’t by Donald3d(m): 8:36pm On Aug 13, 2016*

Ginaz:
*If you understand what that nigga wrote put your hands up*

In simple English/pidgin

The boy na small pikin wey no get sense
The girl wey him dey friend get belle
Dem carry am go meet principal with him mama
He latter notice that he is not the one that born it grin

The girl played away match
The boy vex
The boy shout for him mama head shocked

The boy was embarrassed
He say he has go and learn grin

He say he is bigger , better and brighter tongue

In summary the girl is the one that born it and he is not the father shocked

Pls dont still tell me " I am not understanding" grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Said To Your Boss? by Donald3d(m): 11:04am On Aug 13, 2016

I told him i would buy his company soon , but i said it in my mind grin

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Programming › Re: Web Graphics Designer Needed In Ilorin by Donald3d(m): 2:18pm On Aug 08, 2016

Freelance ??

Programming › Re: Programmers In Lagos, See To This by Donald3d(m): 2:16pm On Aug 08, 2016

FABgraphics:
Please guys can anybody help me with a comprehensive list of locations within Lagos specifically in Ikorodu where I can learn programming (app programming to be precise)?

You can always use Video tutorials bro , but i know some people prefer one on one training , sadly i dont know any where in that area, but as i said, you can make use of video tutorials

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Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Mum Gives You Bitter Leaf Juice by Donald3d(op): 12:38pm On Aug 08, 2016

permsec:
Somewhere in Ota....

Jokes Etc › When Your Mum Gives You Bitter Leaf Juice by Donald3d(op): 3:25am On Aug 08, 2016

Source:www.facebook.com/egbonbadoo

Family › Re: See A Mother Dressed Her Son Like A Woman And Posted It On Facebook (picture) by Donald3d(m): 1:39am On Aug 08, 2016

errrm i think its hilarious grin

, but the mum should be careful sha

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Web Design Instructor Urgently Needed by Donald3d(m): 6:27pm On Aug 07, 2016

Phranex:
Where are you based and how much can you pay? Any body that has all those qualifications would not need your job.. Programmers and tech guys are self sufficient, they are independent.. How much can you pay?

" Any body that has all those qualifications would not need your job.." , Exactly !!!, except the pay is awesome and breath taking

Business › Re: Which Grade/ Watts Of Generator Do I Need For My Business? by Donald3d(m): 1:08pm On Aug 07, 2016

What type of bulb sir, do you need installation services?

Business › Re: Buying Online by Donald3d(m): 5:10am On Aug 07, 2016

Nairasurplus:
Dear good spirited people.
I have bee trying to buy some books online but I keep on getting a reply that authorisation was not gotten from my institution. I have tried with Diamond bank visa card and Union bank Master card but non of them went through.
Please which bank's Naira debit card will I use to make online transaction. I want to buy from a foreign website.

Regards

What website are you trying to buy from ma'am

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unveiled: Happiness Ozoalor, A 23-year-old Female Welder In Delta State by Donald3d(m): 5:07am On Aug 07, 2016

Lovely !!!, i love industrious and hard working women .bet wait did u call her 23 huh

Please who has Lai mohammed's number i need to report a case of impersonation.
I am just kidding o , before some people come and go start abusing me grin

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