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Awesome man !!!! can you paint me advicing all the politicians in Nigeria, i don dey tire for them ? God bless your hussle

prettytasha:
I co-own a website, and decided to design a logo for it , just with the help of YouTube videos tho am an amateur . what do u guys think

hmm, not too good

alatbaba1:
Oboi ur own physics nah from space u learn am from.

1. Hw many ohms resistor?
2. The resistors r connected in series or parallel.
3. The capacity of the battery? Sure it nt gonna b same with AA battery cos u r connecting them in series nt parallel.


Tho I hv seen sumtin like dis before. Jst explain more on the construction

I wanted to ask the same question oo

solid3:
All of you using your office system to watch p0rn and Linda ikeji during office hours, be advised.

and Nairaland too...

dtruth3:
All this explosions that has been attributed to Gas explosion....

I hope someone is being sincere with us

I hope its not what I'm thinking? Because I don't trust this lying govt ooo

Dont worry , its not what you are thinking , if it was what you are thinking they wont target a company , if it is what you are thinking , you will even be too scared to think what you are thinking .

Number 9. Spending on girls , especially Nairaland girls

Make una just turn Nairaland to snakerland na , every snake thread go dey hit front page mtcheew, i will be glad if it doesnt hit front page , if it does we need to probe the mods .

hmmmm, too much expired orange juice

awesome !!!

of all the ladders in eko
This guy just finished drinking expired orange juice mixed with igbo

Awesome

blackb2:
Call 200 and tell them your intention.

hehehehe, bros u dey para oo

enoch273:
this is my first time, you know better, pls help me with the available functions so i can pick up what i want it to do.

Lets forget about the function of the app now, because what you are requesting for is quite vague , no offence intended the question now is what type of app do you want e.g an app that stores account details, an app that solves quadratic equations , an app that calculates gp etc

wHAT THE ??

GothamLuke:
This is strong oooo

Bring da holy cane !!!!! , e mu kpankere mimo wa !!!! , that ploice man (not police , cos he isnt one) needs lashing , his wife needs bashing , in fact all of their brains needs washing my rhymes needs praising Nonsense pipo !!!!

enoch273:
by functions, what do you mean? And pls list the said functions so i can pick from

i mean what do you want your app to do ?

enoch273:
how much does it cost to develop an app? Cause i would love to ve one.

it depends on what you want the functions of the app to be .

AWESOME !!!

Henrodefence:
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without a website ?, what did they use all their unlimited internet for ?

awesome !!

HaykayIsOkay:
Brother, an OND holder isn't a graduate. The credentials include your CV, OND certificate or statement of result, O'level certificate and any other professional certificate if you have any. Just be bold, be your self and be very vocal. Wish you success.

hmm "an OND holder isnt a graduate" you could clarify .....

Awesome !!!!

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Get down on your kneels and tell God what you want,its not hard at all trust me , it works , Talk to God !!!

nnamdiosu:
my dear....run away from anything called niit. use the money for fees to buy a laptop (If u don't have), a good internet connection. download ebooks and videos from YouTube, udemy etc. and read and practise.
I'm telling u from experience. thank me later

True talk !!

Now this is what i call "paying attention to detail"

According to worthofweb.com Nairaland is worth about 160 million dollars , but i am sure it should be more than that , if i own Nairaland ffirst of all i wont even sell it for any amount you offer me ,Nairaland is one of its kind , its special unique and has grown into peoples heart ,now that is invaluable,priceless,as the oga at the top said i agree with him "uncountable"

Good boy,i am proud of you,you have really learnt a lot from me.keep flaunting it !!!,you will soon be a hit back to back,infact jumoke's fame no go reach your own,mtcheew yeye boy.hehehehehehe *winks*

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cyndidamsel:
Dear programmers of NL i am working on a social media site for a client. Though its on its beta stage, i need you guys to help me check it out and give your honest review of the work.
The site is www.kecuse.com
Its a social network site where users can find their friends/other users born on the same date. It has features of any other social network like commenting, uploading pictures and so on.
Please i will need you guys to sign up and have a feel of the site and praise or condemn me yes bashing is allowed not minding am a female.
Please this is very important to me as i have collected the pay for this job. [size=13pt]I need as much reviews as possible. Thanks in advance[/size]

Give me a minute, let me check it out
MODIFIED-I like it when ladies come up with stuffs like this , but i will be frank with you, so amends can be made, like the menu doesn't show items on it.all in all i love your tenacity.

hehehehe to run that time sef dey fear person !!! all i think of is "hunger will kill me if i try it ". respect to naija mums,they will give you world war 3 beating ,30 minutes later they will feed you and beg you like a king !