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chai, this one we dem just dey snap car wey don turn over , without showing us what is happening , una dey advertise under the car ? .All is well
Wetin catch my attention na the person wey get asthma attack, our security operatives really really have to be schooled on crowd and disaster control.just imagine throwing teargas in a room filled with people hiding and protecting their lives, why didnt they search each room quietly and leave the poor girls and boys in peace .hmmmmmmm naija #AllIsWell #GivePoliceBrain #DonaldHasSpoken

Like "gru" (Despicable Me) When he is 40 he might attempt to steal the Moon and rent an apartment in Mars
I feeel for him sha, at 20 !!!! he has a lot ahead of him, Nairalanders live responsibly !!!!! crime,kpanti and kirikiri and all prisons is not our potion in Jesus name

eyah , the way the guy pose sef he is like "**** all chinese niggas"

Let the games begin !!!!!!, Etisalat trash them back to back o jare , and leave them for LAWMA , they always wanna prove strong head .

great !!!

Bro please put price abeg, here on Nairaland if you dont put the price only few people will contact you, if you put the price people will take you seriously. Bless You

cool,

DavidGodwin:
This money can start up a business that could generate twice that amount in a few years time. To me, it's a waste of money for an average user. "I stand to be corrected, please.

as you have rightly said,its a waste for "an average user",some of us here would drool if we get better because its what we need,especially those of us into 3d art and animation.

Thollulope:
tanx bro
i found that some keys were malfunctioning e.g escp key wud turn to enlarge, some keys worked pretty well ,i continued with the on screen keyboard for some day , i updated drivers 4 keyboar
bt 2dae almst all the keys gone bad

try booting in safe mode and lets see if the same issue occurs.

what do you have passion for-thats the answer.

Thollulope:
I had this levono laptop windows 8.1 with bling, i automatically updated the windows os[not upgradin to windows 10] system and i noticed the keyboard wasnt functioning well
Right now it is worse, i really need ur idea on what to do about it

it depends, i will need more details,cos it might be a hardware or software problem,but its likely hardware(your keyboard is faulty)....more details about the issue will help.

demo4ril97:
Please webmasters, can i go straight into web design without basic knowledges of computer e.g certificate or diploma courses?.

All advice will be appreciated THANKS.

hmmm,when you say "basic knowledge" do you mean finding your way around the computer,controls etc. if that is what you mean,then you will need to do that first(its very easy),before diving into web design.

to be honest,it is cheap,considering the features,what !!! this is a machine.

i experienced almost all,i chop beating one time like that ,i looked like someone who just got knocked out in a boxing match.Nigerian parents ehhn !!! i reserve my comment.

hehehehe,its getting boring already, but we will still keep using the slang back to back till another one comes up

WHY O WHY !!!!!!bad photoshop work why !!!!

cOOL !!!!!, I have always admired her tenacity,

LESSON : The moral of the story is that she used her time well, and unlike some people here she didnt waste her time fighting for FTC,FP, begging for likes .Be productive people !!!! use your time well !!!!, God's Speed. #DonaldHasSpoken

DavidTheGeek:
My fiancee and I love each other
very well. We plan to get married soon.

One day she visited, we had a little
misunderstanding. For me to teach her a small lesson, i concluded that i wont call her on phone for 4days.

3 days passed, i didn't call her and she didn't care to call me nor text. I became worried and was meditating "Does it mean she doesn't want me again? She no longer miss me. Not even a text. No! this unlike her. I can't afford to lose her, I think i should better stop all this nonsense and call her before it becomes too late"

As i was still medicating, my phone ranged and behold it was her calling. I became relieved with so much joy in my heart. In order not to make it look as if i had been waiting for her to call first, i ignored the call. 5min later, she called again and i ignored it. She called 10 consecutive times but i ignored all. She then sent me a text "Baby am sorry, please forgive me. I love u". My head got swollen after reading the text. But still no reply from me. She sent another text and Series of them throughout the day and at night but i ignored all. I was just waiting for tomorrow which will make it 4days before i will give her a reply.

The 4th day came, and i was about calling her before i received another text from her: "Hi baby, I have called you more than 30times with about 15 text messages but you ignored all. I will call you for the last time now. And if you don't answer, then its OVER between us. And please don't bother to call me later because i will NEVER EVER accept you again."

As soon as i finished reading the text, her call came in. I hurriedly press the answer button but the phone kept on ringing. I pressed again, no way. That's when it was dawn on me that my phone was hanging. I pressed and pressed and pressed but no response.

Out of frustration, i hit the phone on the floor.

Guess the name of the phone i was
using?

Nokia 3310 ,Take heart bro

It boosts their "reputation"

Please post the photos here

i didnt do 16,its crazy !!

alanposh:
End time.

It can buy you a sachet of rat poison to grace Ur life




If you care to know, d end time ministry is back here to stay...

If it hurts you so much,tell Oga bubu to provide job opportunities to avoid one or two things like spending decades here on Nairaland or


Pay the #5000 monthly allowance to us ...

My second class hons certificate is there wasting just cos of this end time country.

If e dey pain you,ga Nara nsusu n'aka ekwensu..

i understand how you feel,but complaining,will not change anything,i admonish you to look for something you have passion for and create wealth out of it,i admonish you to look at your environment ,discover peoples needs,problems etc,find a way to solve them and make money out of it.God is your strength,i wish you God's wisdom and speed.

Sandydayz:
Who said it can't buy u coaster biscuit...

its now. 3 for 20 naira .last time i checked.

destiny10:
Webmasters if you have a good wp theme to sell at low price let me know. Preferably magazine style.

check this out if you like it. www.abvfashionacademy.com.ng

it cant even buy coasters or okin biscuit oh God ,i miss those times.

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stzy:
Its a serious tlk and I hope y'all takeit seriously

Its a serious talk n I hope y'all take it seriously...

You want Naira to be strong against the Dollar? Very simple!
1. Replace your Kellogg with Nasco
2. Replace your Toyota/Honda fleet with Innoson
3. Buy your funiture from Benin not US or Italy
4. Get your Rug from Nobel not Dubai
5. Instead of champagne try palmwine
6. Clothes can be made in Lagos not only in Paris
7. Aba shoes are as good as those you buy in London
8. Kano leathers are helping Ava technology and mushiin, why not channel your shopping in that direction
9. Instead of Apple, HP, Dell, why not Zinox.
10. Instead of european clubs why not support our local league.
11 instead of dstv why not startimes as NTA has digital tecn nw.
By the time you continue to do some of these things, you'll
be amazed at how fast our Naira will rise in value!

Free to add yours

i might try others,but definitely not NTA !!! .they are so wack !!

omo this one is strong.

dre11:
JONATHAN again

hehehe jona !! jona !!! all this things you are doing diaris God ooo

Someone should tell me the difference between this and kidnapping