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There is nothing like witchcraft ?you never see anything (pray you don't experience it), but regardless that is not enough to torture innocent children , who give them the winsh ? no be the same grandmama dem give dem the winsh, nonsense!!!!, .Regardless of what a child is, every child is important , there are better ways of taking care of witchcraft, not abandoning innocent children,kudos to the woman and her foundation ,make i stop here before Nairaland Witchcraft Association target me , i cover myself with the blood of Jesus #OneNigeria

Who is that man in the picture taller than buhari , him no get respect ni ?

shiiiit business is serious business !!!! man must download after uploading !!!!

na wa oooo, the photoshop work too much chai , we should see a slight reflection of her body on the car, her hips are also looking too "sharply cut" more like a robot and not a human, the person try sha, make dem no say i dey do "i too know"

emmydollars4life:
I am the next to celebrate

That's the spirit !!!!!

Dahveydson:
I understand it. The question was rhetorical.

i know i wanted you to say something again

Dahveydson:
Looool. What is this na?

it is a pidgin-english and english proverb i just created in my head,understand it very well you will see it is true *winks*

Dahveydson:
"He who is not ready to lie at an interview is not interested in getting a Job"



The above literally dropped in my mind this morning, don't know where it came from.

But what do you guys think, is it ok to lie at an interview?

*a little lie never hurt anybody*

"He who lies during an interview, will have to continue lying to cover his yansh,and a time will come when his yansh will be to big for the lie to cover,there and then the yansh will smell every where and shame will come to him"......Quote by Donald 2016 #DonaldHasSpoken

blessedvisky:
Books, Android games. He also reads a lot and likes reading phone specs

Since he loves all these things(even though the market is getting over crowded), why doesn't he create a Youtube channel,to review products,games,phones etc, with time he will make money from adverts.

dhabeautyjas:
it's not about the course but about the person. Am an engineer and i am very lazy academically but i have grace of God as my brain used to be magnetic to whatever it hears, now child birth demagnetized some part .

i understand you,i am also an engineer,and you were not demagnetized you passed it on to your child,you are the primary coil,your child is the secondary coil *smiles*

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Deep Regards,Donald( i really want to help)

LaurelP:
Can u coach me on any of those things u have on ur signature? Do u live in Lagos?

Yes sir ,i can, which would you like ?,kindly lets not derail the thread,send me a text or call ,08182346055 and if you are on telegram, or email, i don't really do whats app for now.

blessedvisky:
Good evening Nairaland. I have this brilliant friend who is a medical student that got some money via scholarship, but he doesn't have the time to sit down and open a business. Pls which business can he start that won't take his time, something he can make profit from, or something he can invest his money wisely in that won't crash or lead to tears at the end of the day.
.Mature and genuine contributions are highly welcome.

CC lalasticlala

What does he have passion for apart from medicine, that thing he does on a daily basis ?

Chuksab:
nobody ....

sorry no vex, what format of video are you trying to use ?

Keneeby:
I have been offered a job today by one of the prestigeous company in Uyo. Glory be to God who made it possible. To job seekers, don't lose hope God is working things for you. Soon it will be ur turn in Jesus name! Amen.

Thank God for you !!!!
remain diligent,polite,patient at your place of work, if you are a Christian pay your tithe oooo,It is well,On behalf of all those that need a job i say a big Amen !!!!!

Following

beautycrush24:
Oh....why didn't i think of that? I get it now. I just asked out of curiosity. Thanks 4 explaining

You are welcome ma'am,thank you for politely asking

beautycrush24:
BIKO what does this mean? U're posting it almost everywhere

Glad to know a beauty is following me everywhere ,its a username i mention him any where he is needed, he is a social media guy, so i mention him in jobs he can possibly do,i hope that explains it ma'am

hehehe .op what did you drink today,quite funny.

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seun

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weselomo:
i work in a construction company in v.i, hardworking and diligent but of high temperament.
today will be the third time i am denied a supervisorship role again due to my high temperament. Pls, any advise nairalanders. Help me.

anytime you are about to get angry,think of the best thing you got and how much you cherish the person.how much you love (your wife,mum etc) it helps.

weselomo:
i work in a construction company in v.i, hardworking and diligent but of high temperament.
today will be the third time i am denied a supervisorship role again due to my high temperament. Pls, any advise nairalanders. Help me.

anytime you are about to get angry,think of the best thing you got and how much you cherish it.how much you love (your wife,mum etc) it helps.

Lordtrillion:
Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba.com said

"The worst people to serve are the POOR PEOPLE . Give them FREE , they think it's a TRAP . Tell them it's a SMALL INVESTMENT, they'll say CAN'T EARN MUCH. Tell them to come in BIG, they'll say NO MONEY . Tell them to try NEW THINGS, they'll say NO EXPERIENCE . Tell them it's a TRADITIONAL BUSINESS, they'll say HARD TO DO . Tell them it's a NEW BUSINESS MODEL, they'll say it's MLM. Tell them to run a SHOP, they'll say NO FREEDOM. Tell them to run a NEW BUSINESS, they'll say no EXPERTISE.
They do have somethings in common: They love to ask GOOGLE, listen to FRIENDS who are as HOPELESS as THEM. They think more than an UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR and do less than a BLIND MAN.
Just ask them, WHAT CAN THEY DO ? They won't be able to ANSWER YOU

My conclusion:
Instead of your HEART TO BEAT FASTER, why not you just ACT FASTER A BIT ; instead of JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, why not DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT .

Poor people fail because of ONE COMMON BEHAVIOUR: Their Whole Life is About WAITING."
STOP WAITING and TAKE ACTION NOW!!!

Because February 2016 Shall be your Best Month. Happy New Month Nairalanders.

If you were Inspired by this piece, pls LIKE & SHARE

This is a month where we need to get things done and take action and stop waiting for THE BIG THING,start small,think big, improve on your "small start" and grow big, dont give up guys , and please learn to save(Valentine is coming dont let any Nairaland babe suck you dry,save your money !!!! ), peace KEEP MOVING FORWARD(KMF) #DonaldHasSpoken
Lalasticlala some people need inspiration

GentleNate:
Afterwards, u end up graduating wit a decayed teeth...

i brush immediately after taking those, and mind you i brush 3 times a day its not necessary you believe me.*winks*

Sijo01:
As far as I'm present in class, I gat no reason(s) to open my books again. Yes, am that lazy academically. I thank God say I nor fail one day

what course did you study ? try that in Engineering or medicine and you will know that Seun is not Lalasticlala

....and i take a lot of chocolate bars,it helps me concentrate and assimilate fast, i didnt even known why it was working for me, i taught it was just my body, until i researched and discovered that ,scientifically chocolate improves assimilation
NOTE: you dont have to buy expensive chocolate, if you no get plenty money buy PARAGO , thats what i used back in school

Yaba Left !!!!

Don my guy !!! , how much , you go give me special discount ooo as per name equality *winks*

tolexy007:
abeg shift, make i lie with with u

come that space no go do all of us oo, i get one wrapper make i join am put !!! ,,but seriously the man's brain and weapon of mass destruction should be re-programmed to sweep the floor for the rest of his life , why are people so wicked na , it also happens to men or guys ooo, the women bossess seduce and threaten the guys with everything, na dem even wicked pass, they will even lie that you tried to rape them, all companies should have cctv cameras in all offices , i think this will reduce the rate of sexual harassment , i repeat all offices,including toliet, the feeds from the female toilet should be monitored by female security officers and that of the males should be monitored by male security officers , it sounds stupid i know, and violation of privacy , but i think it will help. #DonaldHasSpoken

Akorkor:
Dear Nairalanders,

I actually don't know the exact section to put this topic but moderator can assist to move it to necessary section.

I don't know why GTB dollar to Naira rate is #285 to $1. I got to know this when i made inquiry via their chat method because i wanted to use my ATM to buy things on US site with my Naira master card.
Please what is actually happening? I thought the official rate of Dollar is still #199. Why is GTB selling at 285?

Economist or bankers in the house, kindly explain to me because i don't understand this anymore

Thats the way it is bro, i doubt if any bank's exchange rate is below 270 Naira, i dont know the "deep" reasons for this, but someone here on Nairaland said sometime ago that banks also purchase from black market or something like that that's why its that expensive.