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Yeahreen:
Especially all dese GNLD pple

exactly, u were reading ma mind

A man that uses his brain,not like people ranting back to back up and down, hehehehehehehe
MODIFIED : in the end there is nothing so special about FTC ,FP i have being here countless times,it just a freaking space on the internet

But let me be cliche and just join them so they wont feel bad
First of all i dedicate this FTC and FP to my sugar mummy and my 3 girlfriends(bad belle people ,its my mum and 3 sisters,una dey find who una go kill)
, i dedicate it also to Light the great fighter,the baby who just survived a heart surgery


Now for my back to back so they wont feel bad

Every slang on Nairaland in 2015 was a hit back to back especially,the Endtime crew , but now awon back to back crew ti take over , if you want your fame back oya lasisi69 come and take over
One Love people
Number one rule in Life - Always do good, in the sight of God and man,then you have no problem.God loves you

Check my profie pls(another cliche thing to do) chai bye bye

AirmirthDY:
The so called firms taking advantage of umemployed graduates quest for job is unfair. My experience taught me a lesson and got me thinking twice about applying for jobs online, the most annoying part of these online applications is that these people hide their identity and they feed you with lies. I remembered attending one "interview" and behold we started with a test after which we were addresed on "Destiny" I was like 'God damn it, this was suppose to be a job interview not 'exhortation'. The peak of the matter was when a man old enough to be the father of this ' destiny interviewer' got up angrily & sweating profusely asking the question "Have I come all the way from Port Harcot to listen to lectures about destiny?" A vivid examination of the man's statement and his lamentation made me fear human race and the question that readily comes to mind is "Why must we take advantage of peoples predicament as a means to an end"? May God help us all...

na so them dey do

wow,its beautiful,and scary at the same time
*modified* pls dont tell me you are going to kill that cat or eat it ,pls dont just do that
if the great grand mother and all the iya oshogbo catch you eehnn you will not understand , as the guy in the comedy interview said *you will know that you are not the one that is not your father, and it is very hard for you*


On a more serious note, we dont have to make everything bush meat, this is a type of cat we dont see too often,what happened to animal preservation or protection( i no sabi english-pidgin mode activated) as i dey talk the tin fit be kpiance oooo,if u chop am na one chance you enter oo, so make u kponkpi on that level , no go chop am o , i no wan hear say nairalander die o abeg o, go find one bush wey far from your house release am , make the thing waka go find babe or if the cat na babe , make she go find guy to maintain her skin color, because this catapillar, abi na cat- be black beauty oo




* serious note* Regardless of your religion- or rather belief ,i am a chrsitain i dont see christianity as a religion but a belief-as i was saying regardless pls pray on yourself ,your compound and everything ,just to be on a safe side, i am not saying the cat is evil, i am just saying you should take precaution.God bless



for those looking for the comedy video i mentioned this is the link http://yabaleftonline.com/2015/11/comedy-video-what-if-your-wife-proves-youre-not-the-biological-father-of-your-children/

But here is the deal,i once passed through what you are going through right now,i was indecisive, so let me tell you my experience so you might grab a thing or two

1. When i first started out as a core , i repeat core learner(because we are all learners in graphics whether you are guru or not, we learn new things everyday),i was confused ,i think there was a time i charged 500 naira,and i felt fulfiled, my work wasnt that awesome then though
2.As i slightly improved i wanted to see whatother freelancers especially the ones abroad were charging and wen i saw it i saw 500,only to look carefully to see the dollar or pound sign in front of it, i was like gerrara here mehhn and i did dis for 500 naira ?
3. Then i worked on my skills more,improved my "color sense" mixed the right colors, shapes in the right proportions ,and i became better and summoned up courage
4. Then i did something crazy ,i wanted to be like the big boys abroad ,then someone came with a logo offer, not banner or flyer this time around, and i had the effrontery to say 50k, the man was like whaaaaaat, for logo ?,and i said yes sir,i never saw his break light again
5. I sat down taught of my life what was i doing wrong ---- number one, i didnt have anything then to show my capability,i didnt have enough ability,and i definitely was not up to standard
6. Now i have something to show, i have improved,and you also have to be a business man, you have to know how to "toast" customers,sweet mouth them o jare,but dont give them empty promises,prove your worth,i have had clients i charged a little , after the job they even payed me more than what we bargained,cos they liked it,and i "toasted them" and they even referred other clients.
7.Customer relationship is very key, dont play with this if you do, you are finished i repeat finished , the difference between two awesome designers is how they treat their customers.
6.dont let me bore you, what i am trying to bring out of this is , regardless ,you have to charge what your service is worth, assess yourself,possibly how much time it will take you to complete the project, how much brain work you have to put into it,how good you are,and dont be scared to charge
NOTE At times you have to charge peanuts and look at the bigger picture, i have had clients whom i charged lets use for example 5 naira ,but they liked my work brought new clients , and i charged like 100 naira , see the difference , at times you have to compromise, you have to understand the way the client thinks , from their speech , the tone in their voice , their receptiveness,the way they picture things, their taste, its not that complicated anyway,its a gradual process.
I hope i helped and didnt bore you haxorDelite

haxorDelite:
I actually just need flat rate ideas

make i ask care taker of this land erad prof800

haxorDelite:
I actually just need flat rate ideas

honestly ,there is really no flat rate, i can charge you 50 k for a logo, someone else can charge 5k, another person can charge 20k you have to know your stand

haxorDelite:
Am new to doing graphics design on a commercial Scale..
I would like to know how much it cost to design an handbill
Church Poster
Tract
Display Picture
Web Banner
Cloth Design
Book Design
Company Logo
or any thing related to graphic design...
Please help give your cost ideas..
thanks
cc: erad
prof800
lalasticlala
seun

it depends on you ,your skill level and your negotiating power

mosjames:
My nokia touch light cant be smarter than me, but my c8 could be

if u cant remember all the contacts and the phone numbers on your touch light phone then its smarter than you *winks*

Here are some of my designs,kindly check them out. www.nairaland.com/2444950/donalds-official-design-portfolio-check

MzDeeb:
Yes o.. We Ex-Mays won't take that. Lolz.

God bless the Enigmatic Solarin
Long live Mayflower school!

kindly like this pages www.facebook.com/exmaysconnect
www.facebook.com/mayflower@60
www.facebook.com/MerryMayflower-979987952065509/


God bless sis

MzDeeb:
Yes o.. We Ex-Mays won't take that. Lolz.
God bless the Enigmatic Solarin Long live Mayflower school!

konko jabele , sing along sis

Nice ,to the bros that said he isnt wowed ,you cant know where the show pinches until you wear the show, no offence intended, cheers to you my bro that isnt wowed and more cheers to the artist * e no easy*

awwww dis is so sad,i love children,all is well, i am using this medium to reach all those who have a sick child or family member,or you are sick yourself, you and your family shall not die in Jesus name,recieve total healing right now in Jesus name,bad news wont come out of your home,as for the parents that lost a child , i decree God will bless you more abundantly in Jesus name.Amen

MODIFIED - All those who this prayer is directed to and believe and have faith,make sure you give your testimony in church tommorrow.God Bless you

Chiscomax:
sent you a message on telegram

seen, replied

lippincott:
which laptop to buy for 83000 that can play at least fifa and pes 13 without lag..

sinebaba come ooo .....number 4

Just be happy for him guys come on !!!!!!

Dont abuse them na,even if i no go Tai Solarin Unversity,i go Mayflower , i dont like it na, anything involving baba, dont abuse oo #TaiSolarin #ProudExmay, But let me laugh sha hehehehehehehehe

Chiscomax:
I just sent you a mail

Checked didnt see it

Chiscomax:
I have seen your works before and I admit they are Awesome. Are you interested in the offer?

count me in

Endtime Computer

Chiscomax:
Good morning to you all webmasters. I have a website but I want to put some touches in which you have to register before you can download anything from the website. I need someone who can handle this or if there is any way to go about it. I will appreciate. Thanks



The website is a WordPress website. Thanks

seriously ?

Endtime list, eeeyah I pity kote de voire ( goodbye kote) heehehhehehe

MilesLamar:
Guy dix ur thread no go reach front page .. The mod wey dey push yeye thread's to front page, I av kill am

he is back from the dead

Ok i got frustrated by the constant rumor,i got so engrossed searching if paypal users in Nigeria can accept payment,i guess the rumor is over now , you can check it directly by yourself,you can check paypal's functionality in all countries of the world ,whether you can only send , or receive only or both
1. Navigate to this Link https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_display-country-functionality-outside&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8d64ad11bbf4d2a5a1a0d303a50933f9b2

2. You will see a drop down menu of countries, select Nigeria ,and boom there you go ,you will have all the info you need

3. Has at the time of this post Paypal users in Nigeria can NOT recieve payments,we can only send, its a shame though,but what choice do we have than to get better alternatives

Go through the images below, you will clearly see the difference between Paypal (nigeria) and Paypal (united states)

Themaingate:
Hp 15.6 inches
12gb ram minimum
1tb harddisk minimum
Dedicated video memory 4gb minimum
Finger print
Minimum of 5hours battery life
Any colour
Window 10
If you are a dealer, give me your price and office address
Thanks

sinebaba na ur third customer 4rm be dis o

Cmarketer:
I need a graphic designer with web designing skill.this is my number 08033119331

is it a full time job or a freelance job,if it is freelance i am in i will give you a call ,you can also call me,kindly check dividimall.com abvfashionacademy.com.ng smartbrainmagazine.com.ng i designed the sites and the banners there.warm regards Donald.08182346055

JimsonJaat001:

hehehehe,seeeing an invisible football match

oyedepo1:
Windows 7, DVD Drive, 4GB RAM, 300GB, Webcam, Wireless, USB, VGA and HDMI Ports.

Price: N15,000

Battery: Not good.

Location: Lagos

Call: 08079888878 (John)

its donald i called you twice(agbado),pls lets see the full specs.the processor speed and the graphics specs.thank you.

i am wondering why you even believed this by 1%.its so so nt real.pls stop giving these people a reason to continue their evil works

hehehe zee world of all tins

Goldenheart:
Are you looking for a perfect gift for your sweetheart, best friend, children, role model or perhaps someone special.
why not get them a customized T_Shirt bearing their digital pix n name.

They will never forget it....


whatsapp amazinghenry on 08139532323

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