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Amustical:
ME: Hi cutie

HER: Hi

ME: I think You are cute

HER: Thank you

ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?

HER : What do you do for a living?..

ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns..

HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?.

ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few..

HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!..

If only she knew i was talking about Nairabet

hehehehehehe

Caspian22:
I need a video app that I will use to edit funny videos. Just like the ones that funny African pics use. I have vivavideo. but it doesn't have that white frame where I can add a caption

Adobe premiere-try it

jidoex66:
CPU; Intel N2840 2.16GHz
RAM; 2G
HDD; 500G
Display; 15.6'' HD LED
ODD;DVD RW
Battery; 4 Cell

I just bought about 3month ago, still neatly used i have reciept and the pack itself. contact if you are interested whatsapp/call 08064399766

Hw much

I have never heard the term "Jollof rice" is it the name of a greek god, heheheheheh, money is powerful

erad:
LOL... It's obvious you are a newbie here. Those who know me know my worth. You can go through my profile and learn a thing or two.

You can check my free jobs too, because I'm not doing it now doesn't mean I haven't done it before and won't do it again. I'm not a fan of mediocrity, never been and never will be.

Thank you.

you still dey answer am

pamela31:
Pls i need who will create flash banner text and upload it to my website, I also need a logo that will be upload to my website. I'm fully ready to pay anybody that can do that, I need a person from lagos only..

I can do what you need,kindly check out few of my work here https://www.nairaland.com/2444950/donalds-official-design-portfolio-check

tHat baby is going t be great !!!

erad:
Dude, your arrogance is beyond me. The guy didn't specifically ask you and he didn't force you either, what's now the essence of your grumpiness. What is worth doing at all is worth doing well.

One would even think what you designed is bad-ass, it's obviously off-brief and blatantly mediocre. SMH.

oga dont mind him jare ,he is a bush man , tripplephi , always do things with your heaRT OR DNT do them at all. #DonaldHasSpoken

ayolight:
Hello house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=767ef-kjV9o

hmmmm,if i talk na ,they will say i have started,
My observations from the video

-Ayolight at the beginning of the video had slight indian-nigerian-british accent(aaaaaaa,aaaaa,na wetin indian food dey cause) Listen very well you will hear it.

-When ayolight was saying "she is not gaining weight" "she is not gaining weight" notice light was struggling for the mic ,guess what she was saying '"gimme the mic na ,make i show you se i don gain weight" #superbaby

-Immediately the doctor started talking ,take note of light's face and mouth through out,its as if she was saying "bla bla this man just dey talk plenty i don well,i am whole",there was a time she even "yinmu" to the doctor (If you think i am lying watch it very well)

-While the doctor was describing the mode of operation ,take note of ayolight's facial expression its as if she was saying "KI LE LEYI N SO ,omo mi ti wa ok"meaning -what is this one saying my baby is ok,thats all i care about.

-The part where ayolight said she didnt really miss home,ehhhhn ,immediately she smiled,it wasnt an intentional smile her cheeks where telling her "why you come dey lie like dis na,you know sey amala dey house dey wait" *whispers when she said she didnt miss home light felt a cold breeze and silently shouted hmmm(Listen carefully you will hear it)

-Add your own

XtraSmooth404:
Cool.

I also check the number of downloads. If it's not in millions yet I just hit the back button.

why should u hit the back button ? i have used and seen apps that had few downloads but ended up being awesome.every app on earth once had zero downloads at a point in time.

My NL family i throw wey salute o

timilehing:
Are you sure of this?


Lalasticlala, confirm this information before moving to front page

you want lalasticlala to confirm ? ,oya lala install the virus and try it,your system will never remain the same again,all this people looking for front page will not see your break light anymore *just joking o* it might work sha, but lala please intall first

timilehing:
Are you sure of this?


Lalasticlala, confirm this information before moving to front page

you want lalasticlala to confirm ? ,oya lala install the virus and try it,your system will never remain the same again,all this people looking for front page will not see your break light anymore *just joking o* it might work sha, but lala please intall first

nkiruberyl:
Hi all,
Just finished web development course in niit which included php,mysql,javascript,html and css. You know how niit can be?
Now in the real world,while trying out my first site I realised I needed knowledge of graphic design,bootstrap and detailed knowledge of css to get my site really beautiful. infact,i feel lost and very hungry for more. what do I do?
I can't possibly pay for more studies as I spent a whole lot on niit, webmasters just help me out on what to do,tnks

( no rudeness intented) you should have spent the money you spent on niit on internet connection,like my brother above said that's the best solution now,the only advantage of going to that niit is the certificate

codexjade:
please i need your sugestions. I have 10,000 with me and i need your ideas
on what type of business i can start with it.

#small scale

the real question is , what can you do, what are your skills, what are your potentials,I am waiting ....

Caspian22:
Hey everyone, I will be buying a laptop this week.
I know very little about laptop's specs, What I will do is to right write I need, so please I need help from experts like you guys.

1. I need a laptop that will help me blog conveniently and effectively.
2. A laptop that I can be able to install Pes 2016 without any hassles.
3. A laptop will long battery life. Maybe 4 hours or so
4. A laptop that has 500GB or more space.
5. A laptop from about 50,000-60,000.
Thanks.

well for the kind of specs you need, and that price you will be able to get a fairly used one sinebaba come again I don bring second customer 4 u *commission loading*

tohby2:
500GB HDD
4GB RAM
1.9GHz AMD
Dual-Core A4-3305M Accelerated Processor
SuperMulti DVD burner
AMD Radeon HD 6480G Discrete-Class Graphics
Gigabit Ethernet
802.11b/g/n
15.6" diagonal HD BrightView LED-backlit display
WIFI
Webcam
Beat Audio Sound

ok

toposi4naija:
Lol......I qo beat dah wife black n' blue ni.........

hhehehehehe

tohby2:
I av a HP pavilion dv6 for sale with amd radeon graphic it has a quadcore processor with beat audio with games like farcry3prototype2,fifa15,pes16,devil may cry,splinter cell,specs ops,and so on WhatsApp for negotiation just 60000 location Ikeja

you didnt give us the full specs

samuelsam:
plz who can design a 4/6feet banner for betting shop using SUREBET COMPANIES ND LOGO.
if u can design and send here, freelancer

i can, here are few of my designs ,hope you like them https://www.nairaland.com/2444950/donalds-official-design-portfolio-check#35761726
My number is 08182346055

YourMain:
Better late than never

Lovely

more......

folyboy2013:
My Graphic Design CV

Nice

winta2007:
I was using my laptop, but suddenly it switched off without any notice.

But when I on it and take it to where there is Fan it will work without switching off.

What is the problem please help.

excess heat,please try to place it in a well ventilated area always,Thank You

Zebeto:
this is my website www.blinknaija.com

why dont you install a responsive theme

jeffcheddy:
Firstly, i appreciate anyone reading this and commenting as well. The ish is, i have always been a music lover right from childhood, i always loved hearing good music and anytime i heard some instrumentals, i always fresstyled some lyrics on d the beats. So i had to put it into action, by goin into music fully at 14, joining an acapella group. Twas fun with our voices mixing with different music pitches. We performed together on stages only in churches, cos we were only doing gospel songs tho, and people always praised me cos i could sing treble, alto, parts very well. To cut the story short, i grew up to start writing RnB songs, did some recordings @ 17 , joined anoda group, later split cos i gained admission to study physics. While i was in school, artistes that heard my songs loved my voice and decided to feature me in some tracks which i did well. But due to the difficulties in promoting songs, i was only heard in some shows, birthday parties etc, and i stopped writing songs. The passion kinda died a lil. After graduation in 2012. I spent two years at home waiting for nysc call up. Along d line i fell in love with video editing, i did a self study and made good cut n.join videos with effects to make d pictures and story line ryhme. Finally nysc came up, and am currently serving as i type. Now guess what? Its no more video editing, i finally got myself caught up in making sounds/musis production with fruity loops software. And the funniest thing abt all dese is dat i learn dem myself and people like my works. This is where i need your help. I dunno the area to specialize in, so as to make it in this country as we have economy problems.
I also do a little of graphic designs cos i like editing pics to make dem look good. I will be passing out dis year from nysc, so my fellow nairalanders, pls help.me decide on the profession i should take according to my story. God help us in Nigeria. Amen!

from your story line , you are creative ,just like me. *winks* if I start mentioning all the things I do ehn, we no go comot for here , so my advice, keep learning as many things as you love , it will come in handy.

guru01:
Is there any software to program game without coding.

yes there are ,many of them, 2d or 3d game ?

MrMelvin:
On Nairaland anything is possible.
Please can you spend $1 billion in 1 week how? If you can please make it as realistic as possible.

u can spend that money in an hour

Recently designed banners,as usual i keep it simple concise and it still passes the message across,not crowded

tHE PHONE WILL BE USELESS IF THE BATTERY CAPACITY IS SMALL

I DONT WANT TO START THIS YEAR BY SAYING ENDTIME

Ok na,any health hazard ?

Thisiztrixx:
Good Evening Y'all....
Please i want to know if its possible to train myself in Video Editing or i should pay to learn it. I can use Premiere Pro and After Effects a little bit as i learnt the basics when i was serving in Warri as part of my saed training. Please i need your suggestions and guidance.

well it depends on you,yes you can learn on your own it will help you explore more and learn at your pace,could have told you to learn from someone(so i will chop ur money-i train people) but its all left to you,the truth is whichever you put your mind to will be successful .choose