stephano100:

where did u get a bus going to Ilorin?

Take a Siena from oshodi to ilorin it should cost around 2k...drop at sawmill den fly byk (N100) or take cab (N50) to maraba park...

Once you get to the park you'd here dem call yikpata it should be around 500 or so can't recall.

elmisti:





bossman i dey onitsha.........just dey rugged am dey go..............

Na you oo...All dose omo Igbo go don hia am by nao.

stephano100:

pls, did u travel from Lagos to camp?

Yh...

freegaza:
Count down to POP should start

But why it's stilll ike 6months away now








Elmisti howfa

You writing an exam in April is not a big deal...

What am bothered about is how you would teach some innocent kids this incomprehensible english...during your service year...

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Thanks.

dejt4u:
mk sense.. Which syd u dey?

South

Kbs468:

Elmisti, please remind me of what actually transpired one certain time like that that NYSC had to issue a stern warning about scam or fraud then as well as the exact thing about one link that you guys were checking something out that was tagged FAKE link and which was what NYSC was actually referring to as at that time.

Anyone else who remembered should Pls shed more light on it. BECAUSE CERTAINLY THERE WAS A LINK THAT WAS TAGGED FAKE HERE ON THIS THREAD. MAY BE I MISTAKENED IT FOR CUL CHECKING LINK, ELSE I REPEAT, THERE WAS A LINK THAT WAS TAGGED FAKE HERE ON THIS THREAD BUT IT'S JUST THAT THE PHONE I USED THEN GOT STOLEN, SO I COULDN'T ACCESS THINGS I BOOKMARKED THEN AFTER GETTING A NEW PHONE AND DOWNLOADED THE APP I USED FOR BROWSING THEN.

E b like say naa daht period dem dey see one rubbish info say choice of states na survey and won't be used for deployment. U fit confirm around pages 2500 or so

Odunharry:

lol... na query I want give you ...
How Kwara dey treat you?

Oga mi I fit say nobody rock kwara reach me ooo. Just enjoying my errydai flexing.




All this pipu still dey hope for kwara e Nava sure ooo.
As nysc neva do deployment

Odunharry:

I go flog you o... Na bag make I carry go camp and bunk I stay you exposedm like this?? lol.


Nice work Bro..

Kikikikikikikiikikikikikikiikikikikikii


My oga!!!!! You no go flog me ooo!!!!......na your bag and bonk by yipkata models na!!!.....lost all my personal pictures of d place....
I gahz pay royalty for 'em pics sef!

xager:

Well, let me hope for the best. Does Kwara state pay corpers?

Nope

ukjerry:

opened the portal 4 her in camp?

Yes!


But don't wait till you. Get to camp!


Contact NYSC help desk now and correct your error you can't say for sure what's gonna happen in camp when u get dia....you may not be lucky!

Rossy99:
U can only redeploy to ur state of origin based on marital reason if u are a female anytin less Dan dt ur state of origin is nt feasible

Add medical grounds to it and you are good to go.

Yikpata camp

Yikpata camp...cont.





The last picture shows a snake daht was killed a day before camp started....that however is the biggest snake killed in that camp.

Like 2 or 3 more snakes were killed in mammy during the 21-day camp.

And dia were no reports of snake bites/scorpion stings

xager:


It's doesn't sound entirely bad after all. But snakes and scorpions?! God knows I dread those creatures

Lol!!!!!!!!
No matter how bad a camp may look....people have actually gone dia...and have had cray fun!!!....

Sirbiolee can attest to that!

katerine7:

are u for real, u mean snakes as in SNAKES

Errr......yeah!
But more clearing has bin done so it's not rampant...


My advice is when u get to camp just put on your jungle boots and don't go far into the bush to nack kpekus or collect d!ck. And you wii b safe!

sirbiolee:
hmmmm...

Sirbiolee.... I double zoom you. Oooo......

ukjerry:
pls I don't know if anyone here had any issue or knows someone that had an issue with thumb printing in camp.

I'm a pcm a'16 and someone mistakenly thumb printed for me at the cafe.

I'm soo confuse right now. people I come across have been telling me to go to camp since all my details r correct and Prolly explain to them wen I get there...

I do hope to get a/any reply from anybody.... Thanks.

It happened to one babe like daht doe....but she wass lucky coz dey opened the portal so she could correct it...Iont now know if dey would be nyc to you....so pray hard...and also contact sidmach if dey can render any help.

Yikpata camp in pictures

Nony1:



Thats so bad

Other federal universities pay 8k

Welcome to kwara

Nony1:


How much do they pay and do they provide accommodation?

Yes they provide accomodation....

They pay 5k if u ain't given accomodation and 4k if u r given.m

rosalieene:

Chai!! there is God ooo

Lol its actually not as bad as you think it is....


All u need do is to not expose ur body in any irresponsible manner and you won't be harassed in any way.

Kwara state camp...


Is so not in ilorin......its actually 2hrs out of ilorin en route jebba, Niger state, in edu local government, and is called yikpata camp!...

It's a cool place....dusty and very close to a major river. Yikpata camp as its called is one of d oldest camps in nigeria and it's just dia.
It's surrounded by bushes and yes dia r reptiles...

But the predominant animals seen are scorpions and snakes....so alwaiz have ur jungle boots on...

As with most camps in Nigeria there is no water but there are natives who sell river water at N20 a bucket to corpers so u could shower, wash etc.....

There are toilets too but you know Nigerian students/fresh corpers...peeps still shut-put and that sortta ruins the freshness of the air around. In my camp doe...soldiers will make u pick 'em up...if ur hostel mates defecate and ruin d environment.

Errr.....what else...

I think dahts all d negatives......

rosalieene:

how is the state in general.
taking statistics is like there are more of Muslims than Christians there

Kwara is North Central, having fulani, hausa, nupe and yoruba speaking tribes so it's obviously a Muslim dominated state!

Nony1:



Does unilorin pay corpers?

Yes dey pay but it's just a token....currently serving dia

katerine7:

pls how is d camp like and how did u get posted to ilorin and how is d cost of living including housing

The camp is cool....

And peeps around there are friendly...


There are loads of things bout the camp...


But I'd start with the bad part.....



Erm...I just landed in ilorin doe....

Cost of living is relatively cheap here compared to lagos or prolly eve oyo states...


Housing costs depends on where u are posted to.

Hey guys....
Aw are you folks doing!!!!

I think introductions are in order....

So d name is donasere
B15...
Serving in kwara - ilorin to be precise


Any questions you guys got bout camp and even life after camp will be answered....

So feel free to mention and ask ur questions...
As time goes on I'd post pictures of how kwara camp looks and oda. Stuff......


Stephano100 nyc one with d group...
I think as time goes on you should have a whatsapp group or something

To y'all welcome to kwara!!! State of harmony

dejt4u:
boss mi..na ilorin i dey oo..you?

Eh. Eh....na hin u no talk since make we hook up?


I dey unilorin dey chill with dem pipu....

elmisti:




Cheeeesus!.....na one kind paradise em jst hang u, come dey burn u. Fire wit cold breeze......if u get chance...enta KWASU too

Haywire1 come and see what you aff teach me ooooo......


Baba elmisti daht kwasu dey molete na....i dey reason as I go use one stone kill two birds nao sef...go allhikma n kwasu on d same day..


All of dem dey alwaiz come chill for shoprite as na hin b dia major chilling spot.... But no wahala I go dey update you as I dey win my battles!

seun305:


So u don sabi broadway! *sips palm oil*

Lol....CM wey dey ilorin wey no sabi Broadway is on a jonzing P!!!

elmisti:



Nyt CDS kwanu......ah, dis boy, no scatter my ilrn for me o...


#Tip....Kwarapoly babes sure pas unilorin, u knw say dier skul na like open university...so u fit lodge one for ya awse truout d semester....

Elmisti as a sabi boi.....i don get dat format for hand....dose kp gehs can like fuq doe....

I even pursue one wey just turn up unannounced ydai evening....the thing vex me small...as I get oda plans....

I gahs shop go dah alhikma uni...I heard dem girls fire pass Caro...