dejt4u:
welcome on board.. Kwara state is fun.. V. Cheap cost of living!

Oga deji.....where you and kamar dey??


Stephano100 oya come and appease the Gods as usual!!!

Welcome to the state of harmony

elmisti:

Lemme call DG to com and deghostify U

ademasta:

Buhari coman see ghost worker o

Awon alakoba!!!!!!!!!....

***runs to sambisa***



In anoda news...All dis unilorin gehz dey form busy unto dia exams....
But thank God KP jez dey resume...
Na God go save person for dis ilorin!!!


And dahts aw I saw some B15 CMs at that popular joint for pick ups...
Elmisti I know say u get buhari number I wan report dem!!!....for doing nyt personal CDS!


Ehen na who sabbi date for A15 POP...

Elmisti
Donpsymon
Dossylvanus
Harinholar
Ademasta
Jatau7
KeriBaby
Seun305
Aare2050
and all my oda Jagaban pipu....i hail ooo...hope FGN is doing y'all well...


#ghosting till POP!

The Headies
The Nigerian Headies owned by hiptv which has been dubbed the Nigerian Grammy, has finally come and gone. However the Headies was packed with a lot of surprises both the good and the not so good. The Headies which has come a long way since 2005 (10 years) actually left viewers stunned, the Headies was held at one of the choicest of event centers on the Lagos island, so it was a little shocking when the decoration and setup guys couldn’t deliver easily.

Leaving that aside one is left to wonder what the technical and lightning crew were busy doing with their talent, because throughout the Headies noticeable blackouts occurred (somewhere in the beginning, middle and towards the end). Fine, we are Nigerians and light is a problem but it doesn’t mean lighting the stage is an Herculean task. Who ever those technical peeps were should be flogged for the below average sound output from the microphones, I mean viewers at home were literally glued to their screens not because they dint wanna touch that dial but because they couldn’t hear what was being said by award presenters as the volume-out kept fluctuating.

Moving ahead the night was still settling down when we had our goddess of rap ‘Eva‘ on stage doing her thing and out of the blue came this handsome guy (Caesar) all dressed up and clean, going on his knees to propose. First, was that stunt part of the performance or did he see that as the right time to pop the question? Well either ways, we happy for Eva, am sure my fellow Alordians are too. Finally a romantic engagement to kick start the Headies.

Not too long after that Headies went ahead to postpone the announcement of the next rated award winner. Am sure viewers at home who noticed this already believed something was about to go down. PDP going on backstage?

And then it happened Reekado Banks was announced as the winner. This came as a shock to many most especially the YBNL crew. We all thought well alright Headies is compromised and we moved on to the next.

Adekunle Gold won the award for the Alternate music category and the YBNL team turned up to collect and well the CEO pulled a “Kanye” on the Headies as regards the Next Rated category saying a couple of unprintable words, dropping the mic and spilling the contents of his cup and then throwing signs while walking off stage. After this Don jazzy came for his award and threw an epic shade at the YBNL CEO calling him out to come collect the car gift for the Next Rated. Concluding this, he and his “children” as he put it stormed out of the event bringing the already boring event to well an abrupt end.

The event continued tho’ as some awards hadn’t been presented to winners. The Headies 2015 aimed to “flip the script”, but it’s safe, however, to say that Oga Animashaun and crew found it real difficult to do a ‘backflip’ let alone ‘flip the script’ because simply put after ten years of hosting and organizing the Headies a lot was expected especially after the event was moved from 30th December to the new year. I mean, a ten year olds’ birthday party is way better that what was put together as the Nigerian Grammy night. Then again thanks to Olamide ‘baddosneh’ and Don Jazzy for ‘flipping the script’ on both we the fans and the Headies.

Sleeque

http://m./the-headies-2015-review/

JustHere2Observ:


Seriously? Where the Bleep did you read that? Y'all be sounding like some educated illiterates. "Should not kiss your daughter with eyes closed" seriously?

Are you minding him?....



Abeg just ignore dem....dey be acting like dey had no education.

beautyerhu86:
This is how paedophiles starts with their kids

Tales by moon light!

muhakeem:
what if the daughter decided to have ulterior motive, bros check am well Abeg before u go deliberately insert finger in ur daughter's p**sy and still say u do not have ulterior motive







just saying

Lolzzz......nice point. But truth be told diaz nothing in a lip-lip kiss from fada to dauta or moda to son......
To answer you.....wen the kiss is norm between child and parent...ulterior motives can't come into play.


It's normal to moi!!!........but den again Nigeria is still in the stone age...

akinfemio:
Pls i need help on relocation.Am posted to akwa ibom and i try to relocate to ogun state but am unfortunate to be relocate to kwara state and i have never been there before ,what should i do?

Take a bus/flight to kwara and report a NYSC sect. which is at GRA...opposite royals.

Go. With ur relocation letter so you will be registered and posted. Do so ASAP



All d best

Kwara.......#yikpata camp

seun305:


jus allow anybody gist me bout one 'corper' running after her

Hehehehehehehehehhehe.......

She go just gist you say e get one corper like dat wey make her toes curl

omitooguns:



3 Hearty Cheers to My Man..

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!

*Hurray*


Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!

*Hurray*


Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!

*Hurray*

Oga omitooguns I hail ooo!! Na u dey flex ooo. Aw erry erry nao? Where dem carry u go??






Parrade will replace head dress...
Replace head dress......

Drum roll!!!


Kpam!

elmisti:



May the force b with you!

Amin ase!!!

ariyebaba:
All prospective Corp Members are welcome to Kwara State.

The State of Harmony.

I work and based in Ilorin.

For any question or advice relating to your settling down in Kwara State,please don't hesitate to call/sms.

Thanks

Boss.....i hail. Ooo...abeg na awse things be d main issue for ilorin..

Kindly holla.

elmisti:



Na so, all dose stdnt apartmnt no too dey expensive, and dis one wey u dey sight pekus anyhw, no go jam ilrorin babe wey don pass year 2 for skul ooo, na to marry tinz ooo...na on speed dial to pregnancy God put dem

Choi...na doze 200L ones dey make brain pass. Oooooo.....


I dey go masscom 2mao make I go do ultimate search.

walexy04eva:
Please can anyone tell me when 15b stream one are doing their clearance, cos I'm serving in Ogun state n I'm presently in abj and I'm hearing clearance rumours, pls can any one explain d clearance issue n how it goes down

U no get pipu for dia ni?


Doe clearance na 1st week of errymonth for my place it mi8 be diff in ur state ***which I doubt much***

But call ur co-corps man!

DonPsymon:



LOL... One over crowded place like that... Me I like my privacy so I sharply rent my own

You wey dey Unilorin no be you ball pas ni?

Them give you accommodation abi?

I swear god punish spambot for banning dia fada!!

Lwkm......I neva begin ball oo
Dem no give us accomodation ooo...All dem batch A Pipu don collect awse finish.....

elmisti:



LMAO, if u need electricity, GRA is d surest, but dat awse is too expensive jare, if u be guy man...go to student area ( Tanke nd its environs ), self con. hostels dey waste dr, patapata na 80k u go pay for one year

Yeah na dat area I dey reason sef....make I get around dat Tanke or pipeline.....

Where haywire1 dey.....hin done teach me bad good thing....na so so pekus I dey sight for all doz areas

DonPsymon:



LOL na ur state na... Abi you forget?

Federal Polytechnic Ede.

No vex jare....kwara bin reset my brain so kinda way wen I reach yikpata....

You balling nao....hope dey gave u accomodation sha?

Kizito2nv:


Thanx man got some1 to assist me from d state secreteriat but i havnt approached d ppa a want sinc its a governmnt establishmnt i need nysc posting to be listned to

Ogbeni u actually do think peeps are not rejected from govt establishments?? Guy If u no know person for dia...go find person wey know person if not my fwend ur wakka neva start ooo.....

elmisti:



Hahaha, atleast food no dey expensive, nd apartmnt cheap sef....Onitsha no be joke ooo, dem no get pity for hustlers @ all, come see houses of ntnles dan 12k per mnth, but me don setttle for my PPA lodge sha

Which apartment cheap.....All doze pipu be tasking me 100 - 130k for a room self con!....
Food is cheap doe....but still trynna see if I can get something cheaper n closer to my ppa....

Aw fa una and NEPA dey fyt ni...Diaz almost neva light in ilorin xcept u stay in GRA.

Kizito2nv:




So ur saying it can be done without d z,i commendation ? Dats what i want to know cos i dont want to be asked to get letter from my present z.i thats what i want to b sure of

It can be done without ZI commendation but person wey go do am go high pass ZI.

Also like elmisti said save urself d stress and get request leta from ur ppa of interest so u go just go for final zonal transfer to ur location of interest!


Btw if u no get personn wey high pass ZI berra join #teamGodwin and beg ZI to take u to where u want!

Gods speed!

elmisti:




So na my state u dey chill bah...if I hear say any pekus get issues, I will not tke it softly wit u oooo.....Wr is ur ppa lemme arrange boysto come teach u some lesson

Lol!!!

so u be abdulfatai pikin
Choi ur state no dey try oooo.......
Nothing ur boiz fit do ooo....no go stress urself....xcept dem sef wan gimmi pekus to. Investigate...I just dey on a low for ilorin for nao...But I guess major unilorin work starts January for batch B CMs..



Hope onitsha is dope man!....

No go gree make omo Igbo carry u go ooooo.....

Come kwara come carry fyn fyn alhaja ooo

DonPsymon:



LOL baba... Sup na? How was Yikpata? Heard that place no be here... Where be your PPA?

True true the place no be here but I thank God I went and came out alive!!!! I jez pity doz peeps wey dey stream 2. The cool breeze from dat river will do loads of damage this period.


Na unilorin dem troway me put ooo.....



Where u dey sef

Strolls into thread!!!......Wetin dey sup for this place??





E don tey ooooooooooo




Elmisti, chimajii, dossylvanus, donpsymon, jatau7, keribaby, omitooguns, gazaliah, whodohgeepee, ademasta, haywire1, mobi18, et al......I hail una ooooo










#teamkwara!

igberia:
Plz n plz, 4 all of u dats going 4 stream2 kwara state plz I beg u prepare ursef well cos I just finished stream1 and it was interesting but bad.. Don't mine any OT ppl give to u but use ur brain wen u get thr...cos to my own bliv stream2 will rily suffer d sun and cold thr...especially dose electric insect ooo...kwara state is very interesting and 4 d posting if u like kill ursef in camp, d posting of LG as bin done ooo in my LG I saw names of stream2 coming thr oo ... Bye bye oo

U wan. Kii pipu abi?

atop1:
For those who are posted to Kwara state and are lucky to be in Ilorin. You can get accommodation around Tanke,Oke oyi, Fate on www.offkrents.com

Boss...waddup?

goldendiamond:



Accommodation for kwara corpers
New house
Selfcontained rooms
Spacious room, kitchen and toilet
New house
Tiled floors
Executive doors
Borehole water
Fenced with gate
Security guard
Painted in and out
Change over switch installed for your generator
N70,000 only
Call 0909-051-3448(send sms if unreachable)
Whatsapp only: 08016-241-3161

Tried ur what's app...But it's. Off.....i need a house. Kindly get back to me so we could discuss

oplbycar:


pls check ur mail.

Would upload errything here soon calm down!!

oplbycar:
Who is in Kwara camp? Quote me pls

Waddup

haywire1:


E no easy here too fa but we thank God its now few days to enter d real world. I pity those shawties doing touch-your-toes with soldier cos soldiers can't offer any form of help.

#

Lolzzz.....


Dem go jonze na!! Dem go dey reason say soljo get slot.....dem no Kno say na only rsp get slot n none of dem. Don see rsp do.

haywire1:


Sup Bro, I no para fa, was just trying to open federal govt eyes.. we r rocking AK, I, 2el, gazaliah,wamemzy and others I can't remember for now

Yea, we've collected bicycle allowance and transport allowance, total of N2,500 although we avnt seen any bicycle to rent or buy yet lol..

The N19,800 shall land probably before Friday (hopefully) so Corp members can start collecting on time to avoid long queue or stampede.

Due to d strict action of d state cordinator we cm r on a low key,so far we've heard of two cm decamped

First decampee was for sharp corner touch-your-toes inside mami with akwa ibom ekeite, akwa ibom girls like to do but God go save us from all these akwa ibom girls on short mini skirt with big south-south protruded yansh . Yesterday a girl selling gala nd drink said to me after buying gala and drink from her "fine corper na only gala and drink u wan buy (with a come and do smile)" I looked at d temptating structure of d girl,o'boy I sharply turned direction straight to my hostel.

Second decampee was for getting drunk few days ago, I wonder how a sane cm will get drunk to stupor and start misbehaving to d extent of threatening d life of his hostel mates.

How's camp over there, how many victims of doggy or sharp corner touch-your-toes . How many decampee so far??

Guys let we all add una camp experience.. let's prepare d mind of stream 2 and other corp members to come

#

Lol!!!


Fed govt bin jonzing since forever already.....camp for kwara dey just dat the drills are cray....and soljo dey para slightly. Heard shawties don drop puna for soldier well Well based on relocation n ppa P......All corner corner bend your knees have bin settled amicably.





Since dem stream 2 dey go 25th I go update in full; camp activities n pictures wen I comot here.