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atop1:
For those who are posted to Kwara state and are lucky to be in Ilorin. You can get accommodation around Tanke,Oke oyi, Fate on www.offkrents.com

Boss...waddup?

goldendiamond:
Accommodation for kwara corpers
New house
Selfcontained rooms
Spacious room, kitchen and toilet
New house
Tiled floors
Executive doors
Borehole water
Fenced with gate
Security guard
Painted in and out
Change over switch installed for your generator
N70,000 only
Call 0909-051-3448(send sms if unreachable)
Whatsapp only: 08016-241-3161

Tried ur what's app...But it's. Off.....i need a house. Kindly get back to me so we could discuss

oplbycar:
pls check ur mail.

Would upload errything here soon calm down!!

oplbycar:
Who is in Kwara camp? Quote me pls

Waddup

haywire1:
E no easy here too fa but we thank God its now few days to enter d real world. I pity those shawties doing touch-your-toes with soldier cos soldiers can't offer any form of help.

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Lolzzz.....


Dem go jonze na!! Dem go dey reason say soljo get slot.....dem no Kno say na only rsp get slot n none of dem. Don see rsp do.

haywire1:
Sup Bro, I no para fa, was just trying to open federal govt eyes.. we r rocking AK, I, 2el, gazaliah,wamemzy and others I can't remember for now

Yea, we've collected bicycle allowance and transport allowance, total of N2,500 although we avnt seen any bicycle to rent or buy yet lol..

The N19,800 shall land probably before Friday (hopefully) so Corp members can start collecting on time to avoid long queue or stampede.

Due to d strict action of d state cordinator we cm r on a low key,so far we've heard of two cm decamped

First decampee was for sharp corner touch-your-toes inside mami with akwa ibom ekeite, akwa ibom girls like to do but God go save us from all these akwa ibom girls on short mini skirt with big south-south protruded yansh . Yesterday a girl selling gala nd drink said to me after buying gala and drink from her "fine corper na only gala and drink u wan buy (with a come and do smile)" I looked at d temptating structure of d girl,o'boy I sharply turned direction straight to my hostel.

Second decampee was for getting drunk few days ago, I wonder how a sane cm will get drunk to stupor and start misbehaving to d extent of threatening d life of his hostel mates.

How's camp over there, how many victims of doggy or sharp corner touch-your-toes . How many decampee so far??

Guys let we all add una camp experience.. let's prepare d mind of stream 2 and other corp members to come

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Lol!!!


Fed govt bin jonzing since forever already.....camp for kwara dey just dat the drills are cray....and soljo dey para slightly. Heard shawties don drop puna for soldier well Well based on relocation n ppa P......All corner corner bend your knees have bin settled amicably.





Since dem stream 2 dey go 25th I go update in full; camp activities n pictures wen I comot here.

Haywire1 waddup Whatz apunin at AKS? Why u jez dey para since morning...............





I dey look date more than 6times a day nao....



Btw dem don dey give bicycle allowance. Heard #19,800 comes on friday or sat. but ryt nao na to comot dis camp sure pass!!....


DAY 12

WEEK TWO

8 DAYS TO GO

SogoLee:
No mind me jooor

Lol!



Nuin do you baba!

khul:
Na so i c o.if u ask am nw,him go talk say e skl outsyd country

Choi 9ja sha!!........



Hin sef na foreign student ooo!

khul:
Y pesin go leave Nigeria go dey skl for sudan,when sudan no b him country, dis camp dey make me see tins o

Falls from mango tree!


Sudan of all countries?

[quote author=SogoLee post=39735754][/quote]No ooo



But u no suppose reason dat way at all na

SogoLee:
Abeg shay dem allow laptop for camp oooooo.......

Yes na!!!......




















U go keep am with camp director till camp finish!

See queshun!

goodyboo:
u too much jawe

God see u tru ur serviz year and beyond

AMEN!!!!!


And you too!

ademasta:
Thunder fire that soljo wey go try that shit

Lol

Dey dia dey jonze! Won ti gba iyawo tan lowo e.

haywire1:
KEEP UP D COUNTING, CAMP DON TIRE DONSERE

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Lol kwara camp is fun but here no be my papa awse na!.....




DAY 10


WEEK 2


10 DAYS TO GO

ademasta:
Mammy things...... That's how we roll! But mind you, my meal ticket is regularly signed...i no dey miss federal meal o

Lol!!!


My meal visa hasn't been signed oooo!!.....i no fit dear gov. Meal, is a no no ooo!!...
d water na die

mistabiola:
★★★ Anywhere you see ***Ladokites****...... They will always represent
#EdoTeam #Platoon3 #DramaGroup hehehehehe
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Omo lautech to gidi!! Nyc one

haywire1:
Lol no wonder una dey see bush do doggy for kwara camp

Guys plenty here like 2el (won a freezer in Etisalat raffle draw), gazaliah (chief imam of camp here) always in d mosque,wamenzy (always asking laughable questions ), Dr needle (he was kicked out of parade but now in d female volley ball team ) and others,can't remember for now..

Brb make I concentrate on this hot coffee cos d weather cold here, weather for two sorry tea

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Omo dah bush thing na die ooo!! Rumor round camp iz dat a gurl n guy were caught and 1st thing out of the babes mouth was "Oga no vex. We just dey start ooo"


Laff wan kii me wen I hear!



Una full Aks ooo...Choi una just dey win win....here na so so mammy boiz just dey enter!....al dos covenant pipu jez dey vex person dey drink coke and fayrouz.

ademasta:
Like say you know, i dey maintain for here wella... Hw ur side nah

Lol!


My side just dey oooo!..... stabing parade regularly....


#teamredcross!

Enjoying mammy with my soljo pipu....

theSpark:
Where my people?




Am sure soldier don flog some of una especially the stubborn ones

Soljo no dey flog oooo!!!......na just squat....hold ur ear oya up! (1) down!! Up!!! (2)........

Na oya sit on the floor!




Dem dey use guardroom threaten but na only one soldier dem don lock for dia since sha.....

And na d soljo Bleep up.

haywire1:
Donsere I hail u oooo.. can't wait to enter town jare.. I Don miss elmisti flavoured weed..

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Weyrey re oooo........
Na weed u dey find al around

Follow soljo talk na. The one wey sabi sha.....so una go fit run p 2geda!!..



I too blive my camp! The soljo na ur fwend if u sabi aw to go bout things!




#teamkwara

Harinholar:
....Asaya kogi camp...rocking with blessedgurl...

Arh!!.........I blive ur combination!!...



Hope soljo neva tif u from ademasta ooo....

And Dahz aw dope sharp guys n shawties joined red cross, OBS or Band to stab parade!!



Haywire aw akwa Ibom no go haywire for diiaa

Mistabiola......omo lautech ur pipu dey rep for here oooo! Met ur goon too!! Where u dey??




Keribaby....team 042 hope u hanging in dia?

Donpsymon!......couldn't see our match hope dem try??

Dossylvanus African silver back aw ur side?

Chimajii no lock up wey dem troway u put?

Harinholar.....where art thou?

Ademasta........engineer! I hear say u dey maintenance team for ondo

Elmisti.....hope u selling weed coded to ur platoon folks!!

Goodyboo......No share goodies finish for camp oooo.....


Faithluv5 lifeisghud candycrush, deracathy whodohgeepee, aare2050 I zoom y'all




DAY 8

WEEK 2

12 DAYS TO GO!!!

KeriBaby:
I don't want again

What don't u want?

poeticjerry:
who is going with the kwara train,stream 2....the stories about yikitpa camp is heinous and scary

It's bad, cray n fun.....scary is taking it to d xtream....





#teamkwara

KeriBaby:


WHR Dem carry DAT boy go sef


Whr Dem post u go

Na me and am gada dey oooo.




#kwara

And Dahz aw keribaby dint end up with wohdoh oooooo..










Mobi18 where u land?

piragirl:
hello, stream 1 corper.if you stay in Lagos......

Add me up on whatsapp....let's talk





#kwaraocean1

mactossy:
Service in ilorin was quite an awesome. Teaching in public school was interesting too , though no allowance from state government was annoying. Am Oluwatosin daniel,ex-corp member (BATCH C) , will be glad to assist with whatever especially those coming from south south and others. Come one., come all. Contact me on 07060580160 (WhatsApp enable). #batchB'15

Gee aw can one run posting to ilorin township?

Sammie2310:
if na me... I no dey go...

I concur!

Sammie2310:
dem carry pple go borno..u com dey talk taraba....

Ha......







Bet y evuls