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ademasta:
Only ladies with big big yanshes on this thread alone can cause catastrophe... And that is what we call catastrophic failure in engine design! A kinda failure the happens without prior notice!

Dem plenty ooooo!!

Awon lifeisgud atii faithluv!

DonPsymon:
*walks to VIP section*



Bet why these peeps never upload this link na

**hands him a cup of fresh coffee**


You kno we are in naija na....

D guy meant to authorize upload is at home or prolly stuck in hold up en route his kids school!.....

Plus I heard here in nigeria a new day starts by 8am and not 12am...

Blessedgurl:
I just pray he doesn't sue seun o....or better still ban him from blogging

Kikikikikikikiikikikikikikiikikikikikii


Seun gahz do the needful oooo!


Btw...make all dis pipu no come overwhelm server for am....

KeriBaby:

looking for keribaby......as d english done carry her go!

ademasta:
Seriously the bridge is about shearing about its axis... Initially it was statically and geometrically determinate with zero degree of redundancy, but now it's a kinda unstable. But we beckon on natural forces to counterbalance or anul the effects of the shearing force! So peeps we are safe... Donasere cool down ya temper, for we engineers are here to always ensuring the safety! (na God dey do am sha!)

Owk na!!!......as u don wan use english finish am I think say u no go revert finally nii!!!



All join al hands on deck!......Dat bridge must not caput!

Sammie2310:
Hope someone is checking the dashboard for any development...


cuz it really looks like everyone is refreshing nairaland page without doing the same to their dashboard...

na here dem go post d tin??


#smiles#
#nawao#

Lol

No mind dem!! Dem think say na here e dey already




Choi


DG sef go b like aw come nairaland has more traffic dan my site..

Mean while seun wii be smiling to the bank thanks to traffic!

DonPsymon:
Ehn...


So you no come busy today eh





That's how you'd have made friends if you started earlier.

Leave am Make e dey form busy like say babe wan toast am.

DonPsymon:
Baba I sleep well o

+ all these peeps wey the peep tey tey... Na them decide come full house today


No ventilation sef

I swear.....dem wan give members space...Abeg make we. Move go vip dis pipu no go kii person!...

Erm....


Excuse me please I heard printing of cul is done here.

Who go print am giimmi




D kinda tension dat be killing pipu today wiii mk dem speak english!!


Make una calm down!

Mobi18 weh done ooo





Hope u done arrange iyana ipaja for us?

Elebiju:
I confess to the act too.

Make una dey Confess dey go!!

Donpsymon aw fa? Aw ur nyt!


Omo see crowd ooo!!!





Where dose omo onile sef?




elmisti abeg come oooo!!!.....come make money sell berra weed give dis pipu wiith hbp



Haywire1 abeg come mess wit pipu emotions

Ademasta come look! B15 briidge oooo! E dey shake strength of materials.....stress/strain exceeded!



Chimajii carry key come sharp sharp!!


Choi!

darazonian:
Gracious morning guys, Can I print my call up letter at any cafe around me? Pls I want to know help me out no cafe was authorised by nysc in my location.




Gazalia
Harinholar
Keribaby
2el
Et al.
Pls do the needful.

Calm down!!!



Choi!!




All dis new names sef...na only wen wahala dey u go see dem


Cul is not out! But. To answer u yes u can print even in your awse!

Chiisoss!





Where crowd come from?!!!



Choi

KeriBaby:


Lol I already talk am say nothing go show by midnight until doz lazy staffs wake by 8am

Good luck to us today fam

Amen!

Wishin u d Best #aks

KeriBaby:


Lol see dis guy o
Me and u who first sleep na

Na my siblings school matter make me wake o and den decided to check wats new here


Sadly nothing

Oh good.....
I think say u follow join the waiters club ni..


No worry as reg take be na so this one sef go be.

Yowns!!!!




Schic wake me up by 7.45 biko!



Na ur 1st choice dem give u!

MeezPat:
[i-] :PPls be serious.people are tensed & u are joking [b][/b]Are u serious??

I just checked this morning&it hasn't been updated

Babe calm down oooo


No use tension kii ur sef!







Haywire1 shey u see say over 50% of naija peeps dey hypertensive

Tf......keribaby u sleep atall!!



Make una rest! This una viigil untop nysc ain't needed! What will be will be!



Be it unto u according to ur believe!

goodyboo:
y u de do like dis na...

u wan kee person

Haywire1 u go turn murderer oooo!

jatau7:
no b me and u go dey hia wen she dey vex ohhhh....

U dey fear?

Walspring:
Whose brand this one come be

Warri laced wt tabbaaa

haywire1:
CONGRAT BRO, HOPE U DON SEE AM


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Sure!

RemyMartins:
Baba goodmorning oh

Aw fa? Good mornin

haywire1:
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IT'S OFFICIALLY OUT OOOOO, ONLY STREAM ONE IS AVAILABLE SO CHECK UR PORTAL

IF U SEE UR CUL THAT MEANS U R IN STREAM 1


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Na so!

RemyMartins:
Ww.nysc. Thats all

Falls of DGs roof!!

ademasta:
Yes...including Donasere

Lol!!!



U don too watch afrimag yoruba!

KeriBaby:
Straight up

Walspring:
Only she no fit pursue Mtn Comot for naija

Ha.....kerri ur Parra no gada be dat ooo!

KeriBaby:


I just dey look u

U don get me for mind abii?

Walspring:
Elmisti weed is working

Dis one no be elmisti brand oooo!

haywire1:
WEN U SMOKE WARRI WEED


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Mixed with abokiiis tabba!