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ohans4u:
So encouraging and inspiring. Ma'am I want to get into pharmaceutical drugs sales rep. I would appreciate ur ideas on making supplies.

im not into drugs yet. But soon. I suggest u talk to pharmacist n doctors in d target area. U ll av your present ur products n y its more advantageous. Dey do love freebies n souvenirs so.....

Wow! Nice thread
im interested in learning gele. More especially turban video tutorials? Not d type u tie. I think its sewn. Aisha n zahra buhari type of turban. I won't mind learning it.

Hahahahaha the comments lol

But she's absolutely right.

If a girl sticks around u just cos of wat she's gaining u r on a long thing.

If d man fails to recognise dat this may spell his financial doom......he's on a longer thing.

Ladies Be content with wat u have. Resist fake life.
look beyond wat u can see n see the big picture.
Work hard and b your sef.

Stingy guys be grinning like fish head
Giving gifts aint bad. It shld b reciprocal

Water no dey swallow whom e no see em leg.....most men dont even knw wat dey want. Dey dont even knw how to knw a potential lady *dats after many sexcapades dat left dem confused*

Be wise.

jholam:
So after graduating from the university about a year ago i have'nt got a job. I know most of you will say (just one year and you are complaining.) Well it does'nt matter.

All that matters is that one is without a job and it is extremely annoying and life is boring.
You see adverts everywhere of job openings and you wonder if there are just for show or if people are really getting these jobs.
Once or twice you see a testimony on nairaland that someone just got a job and you begin to pray for your own.
You wait and wait for a miracle because now your degree does not matter again. If you don't have somebody somewhere, 'na only miracle you go hope on.

After going through school, burning mid night candles, going for lectures, doing stupid assignments that lecturers never read and struggling to see that your name is on flimsy attendance cheat for ten marks, what do you get?
Answer - A long stay in your fathers house, waiting for when somebody will visit and dash you money. Because your parents do not have your time again.
Most times, you might even here comments like" abeg do go marry" or better still "you no get boyfriend?".
Sometimes you begin to wonder what went wrong but in the end, what can one do but hope for a miracle.

Life is hard o. Especially if you are unemployed and a girl in naija.


http://joblessnaijagirl..com/?m=1

my dear start smth. Either a bizness if u can or work for sm 1 no matter d pay or how dirty.

If I tell u my discipline u go shock. Yet after nysc my allowee dat was in hundreds of thousands had depleted, I started wit making peanuts, den chin chin.
my mum n husband weren't in support. Infact na Apriko 5k I started with.
if I tell u how many times I shed tears wen I go to supply good dey ll kip me waiting.....standing for hours or after wasting my time dey ask me to come anoda day for chicken change of 1k supply I go waste t.fare of 300 pursuing.

I didn't giv up. I continued n decided to b saving 1k akawo every week. At a point d supermarket dat buy most of my goods started owing. I kept supplying hoping for d best. I got paid20k. I open my akawo box collect 11k.

told my mum n dh I ll travel to onitsha wit a friend to buy goods. My mum was furious. D morning of dat day seeing my determination she gave me 10k. My hubby gave me 30k he couldn't but support me now.

As a novice I got to d market. I bought only half of dat money lol. Den other trips. Now my bizness I was carrying around, now I av a shop n capital has grown n I diversified frm clothes to cosmetic n hospital supplies....all with prayer n support.
Sorry for d long story. U r not alone. Some pple case worse pass. This won't stop u frm applying for jobs. Infact wen u get job u ll av double income.




TAKE A BOLD STEP. HELPERS/SUPPORT WILL COME

@lirusehn kpele oooo. I doubt if I studied d manual of dat pressure cooker. U were toying with steam n pressure.
Next time put d pot in a bowl/sink filled with tap water. It will cool faster b4 u open.

the day my hubby tried dis shit I freaked out. Pot has cooled for some minutes tho n he's a strong guy so he held down d pressure. But he swore never to try it again

Hope ur face is healing? Aloe vera n honey helps with good n fast healing without scars. And lick vitamin C tablets

opeaceo:
it's not included in the immunization schedule for government owned hospital.

my dear go check immunization card. U ll see it der hbv 1 2 3 given wit opv 012. Go n check again. Fyi im a mum n immunised my baby in govt hospital.

@LadyG may Dr Jesus take over the procedure. He who knws ur fragile frame, who created u in his image, who for his namesake was chastised for u thereby nailed infirmity on d cross at calvary.

u r healed my dear sister. May God's presence go b4 u n make everything perfect, in Jesus name Amen.

Zceesneh:
like they said no condition is permenant, i will advice you to go for A, am sure u have heard about plastic sugery

I hav. The sugery is 50 50. It has marred some pple worse dan dey were. I ll rather train now n be his surgeon at least I ll get ample share of d dough

opeaceo:
Vaccination should be made for infants and it must be compulsory, adults should get tested and if the result is negative, they should go for vaccination, if positive, treatments should start immediately.

More awareness is needed for Hepatitis.

its part of babies immunization schedule. Problem is some pple still dont immunize deir baby even though its free.

Tellemall:
How sure are you that the hepatitis was gotten from a razor used 42 years earlier? Why and how did they all incubate this same hepatitis for decades, if at all that is true? Where is this special razor blade and the results from tests carried out on it?

The hepatitis could have been caught some time recently and perhaps bad drinking habits caused it to surface. Hepatitis is contagious and so people who share drinks and food can infect themselves with it. If it's more contagious than HIV then toilet use is a way in which it is spread(urine left on toilet seats, etc). Hepatitis can also be gotten from poorly washed fruits, too.

I believe more hepatitis awareness is needed. As a medical personnel, who says it's a cheap test, why doesn't the author encourage people to do it by actually stating the current price range?

Hepatitis frm poorly washed fruits is likely hepatitis A or E wich has a feco oral mode of transmission. Of course d fruit can get contaminated frm poor hygiene or pple defecating indiscriminately on farms

myforexsolution:
The grammar in the write up is really bad

it took me extra will power n determination to read it til d end.
The writer must hav a talent in Alien language

Even after filling Mr A teeth, I ll always see memory flashes of d horror teeth. And who says d new teeth wont b destroyed by warever destroyed d original teeth?

Option 2 I ll marry him under hypnoses get some cash n dissappear.....if I can pull it off. ~GOSH!!!~

I ll go for B. Eye go chop b4 mouth. He's a sight to behold biko.
Money aint all.

Oyimzy:
Just yesterday, A lecturer of ours instructed us to submit our Lecture notes or joters to the course rep. and promised to mark and award scores.

Ofcourse we didn't like the idea not because we don't have complete notes but we're been treated like secondary school kids.

Okay my question, has a lecturer ever asked you to submit your Notes and Is it right?

I support d idea. It instils discipline. Many students dont have notes, or textbooks or read handouts. How will dey pass when dey don't have materials to read talk more of reading them?
I also noted dat lecture note have tendency of containing recent n updated Info about dat topic. Also if u look n listen closely u ll b able to see ur exam questions embedded in between lines of d note.
final tip......jot down questions thrown at d class by d lecturer. It may see it as no1 question in ur exam.

Worst part is the kids watching. ......dey aint even afraid or shocked. Already dented innocence causes jungle justice to b propagated in future.

As for d victims may dey find peace n healing

How does this look like "human form"
its a malformed goat anyway. Who knws wat d goat must av eaten or exposed to

Iyabetajos:
Pls help.my doc placed me on modiuretic and bromocriptine(for bm that is still gushing)which i started on saturday.last night aš i woke up to use the restroom i felt dizzy nxt thing i saw dh with water saying i passed out.i saw a doctor bt dt one go night school.which of the drugs do u think caused this.am still dizzy with loads of headache.tnx
Cc kaffy4bill liftedhands zaynie. Mitchyy thorpido tchwinnie donatee
and all mamas

moduretic. Where u able to check ur bp after u regained ur sef? Next time wen u wake take ur time slowly b4 getting off d bed.
speak to ur doc.....ur drugs may need to b reviewed

Tbaby4real:
Oh I'm so sorry about that....... Lol at 'baby comot boobs in public'. she's a lady, she always ask calmly in public ' mama yum yum yum' yum yum yum is breastmilk hahahaha. Thanks so much, I will start weaning her from next month by His grace.

no b small 'calmly' better pikin. My son calls me mama n I love it. Some pple r surprised, some wish deirs call dem same lol.

@mummyf amen n thnks. Jay boy wil get ur kisses. How ur battalion?

@lovelymom29 congratulations. Healthy n happy bumping

gracechinwe:
@Blendy77, pls do u know of any drug that can be use to treat high prolactin level. pls help me

im not blendy.
U shld work hand in hand with ur doctor.
Drugs like parlodel, or dostinex are being used with good success.
Also modify ur diet n eat more healthy.
incorporate alot of cabbage and ewedu if u can in ur diet. It helps drop prolactin levels significantly.

Tbaby4real:
Congrats Udoka, welcome to the world little princess.
Favoredgirl, how far? Jacking up for #3?
Iyabetajos, it is well with you. We shall rejoice with you and your dh soon by His grace.
Mummyf, how are the kids doing?
I've been trying for #2, Af just show face 14 months after delivery and I'm still breastfeeding my 18months old daughter. Has any mama been lucky while breastfeeding or do I have to wean her? Oya make una come out and talk to me oooo. I don come.

Wow! 18mths u r doing excellently well.
I ve gotten preggy during bf n had to wean. Tho 6wks later It went back to his creator.
Its possible. But start weaning ooooo b4 baby go comot ur boobs in public lol

olamitie:
Just did a uirne test and got two lines(BFP), Im not excited, so scared of miscarrying again, i can't even tell DH.

U r not excited my dear. U r Elated! U r in awe of God. Infact I put it to u dat u hav bern humming songs of praise.
Crush dat negative thot. Ur baby is here to stay. Because u av God in u and God is love. Perfect love casts out fear.
I put it to u dat affliction wil not rise again.
I put it to u dat God will not withold d joys of motherhood frm u.
I put it to u dat u shall not loose ur baby cos miscarriage is nailed on d cross of calvary

Continue in praise. Be of Good cheer. Ur season on laughter has come.
Congratulations dear.....I rejoice with u. Have a supernatural experience
u may discuss with ur doc about progesterone support

Congrats @kataleya. May God complete d good work he started in ur life. Have a healthy 9mths ahead.

Receive my miracle triplets. So nice reading frm d veterans of this thread.

May God continue to bless our precious babies n bestow excellent spirit on them in Jesus name amen

The pharmacist is very wrong and that is that. He had no rationale changing the prescription. For crying out loud dats a different class of drug.
y would u change a drug without taking cognisance of d sputum culture n sensitivity pattern? And Hello he's got allergies.
He came with a prescription sheet NOT for advice.

Lesson learnt. Sell ya market not changing prescriptions.
This can happen to any1.

@suremum go with days 3 n 21. I don't get deir rationale

Hahahahah @fvine no b small thing. Go girl!
Cucumber for me jare. Been having smoothies as dinner for few weeka now. I hate very sweet stuffs.....if I ll add dates na very few lol

FortuneTeller:
Thank you so much. It still comes out much cheaper than in the US. Do you know a safe hospital that does it for 700,000?

all hospitals still hav failure rates. But some older hospitals hav good success rate. New centres r cropping up too.
Fertilaid clinic, Nissa, in abuja. Olive branch, gorges memorial, nordica in lagos, lily hospital I tink in warri, gynaeoscope in porthacourt, n so many others. Their prices differ. Do more research n modify ur life style to prepare for it.
Pray God to guide u to a good centre n guv u ur miracles.

Iamsynord:
how much u go come give me for making u laff now... I need android phone...any brand even if na tecno....


Or else i go send the frog looking creatures come meet you for your side ma

hahaha go to any big fone shop. Shoe dem d pix of d frogs, dey ll giv u any 5phones u choose.

my fone is typing by it sef......la type la frog la teknology
*runs out of d thread*

FortuneTeller:
I am looking at having IVF in Nigeria. I live in the US where there are many clinics, but the cost can be up to $30,000 (US). I saw a few prices here that puts the costs around $5,000 (US). Is this accurate? How many eggs will be implanted for this amount? Are there any discounts on trying again, if the procedure does not work the first time?

in Nigeria its between 700,000 to about 4m depending on the hospital.
Sorry I ve forgotten the name of the hospital dat offer multiple trial payment (u pay at once). If u get a bfp in 1 try dey wont refund. It d person doesnt succed d next is free...I tink 2 or more trials.
take out time n read back while u wait for more inputs.
Some centres do transfer 4 embroyos.

Iamsynord:
Yes Op


aliens and extraterrestrials beings exist..


This reminds me of me own experience with an alien ..,. I was just six and had gone to pluck unripe cashew near the burial ground in the town, which i will burn to bring nut so that i will eat with garri at home ,,,

I was still plucking when this great white light shone on me... I tried to move but i could not... I tried lifting my hands, no.,., legs ..,., no too.... Ok


suddenly wind started blowing and thunder and lightning struck three times as i counted it... I was terribly frightened as i couldnt run and i started singing prayer is the master key

suddenly a frog like creature jumped and licked its lips...

I could see like six of them coming from every direction.

' sekum kauen dkahs hakksk ah ' one of them say...

Gaj sjagd aja dudu " ... La penis akaja la swerta do yoghiti uhun a nurise ' the other replied and they all laughed...

All this while i was screaming and shouting for help around 7pm in the night..

Maka yaka potato la chop humane intestinee..... The 6 or 7 creatures just shouted together as claws sprung from their hand and they dripped saliva as they approached me....

Maka lickaa la foode........ Humanle a sweera pon bloddka kakkakka...

I screamed jesus ,,,,


by the time i woke up from the dream in the parlour, i saw a dvd collection of E T,Ghost ship and predators beside me, a cd i had watched the previous night.. :;(

hahahahahahah omg!!!! Lwkmd. Initially my pupils dilated as I was reading ur story n den I got d drift n d crazy alien language
hahahahahahahahahahah I almost suffocated laffing. Being midnyt my hubby thot I ve go crazy. But u ve made my weekend. Im still laffing. .....

hamzeiy:
what do you xpect when his bible tells him the earth is flat

If u were knowledgeable as u want to potray u ll knw dat d bible described d earth as a sphere suspended in d universe. Jus read d book of psalms then swallow ur words. U can read d whole bible n see d wisdom dat lies there in.

Towerofgrace:
Pweetymii of laive, that burantishi be like say e no dey work for me o, plus the wahala to prepare dey to much. This one wey you don talk am e be like say you get am for ur fridge, i beg reserve one big eva bottle for me, i dey come carry am. Who go give dh? iz not me and u, u want jajaina to catch fire.

**looking left nd right for .ab.oki wit wheel barrow, ess, ab.ok.i!!!! bring all the cucumber in ur wheelbarrow*** #jajainamustproduceriver

hahahahahagahag omg!!!! Lwkmd
Maca does improve libido n balance hormones tho doesn't work for some pple too

The cucumber is d easiest jare. If u like smoothies u may toss in some dates n puree

The most natural enhanser is ur psyche. Relax m enjoy ur man.