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I cant encounter such a mess here

Okija juju: If not that I know that banning them will affect the price of Suya and kilishi.. I swear, my uncle would have banned them since..

Though i know you have no uncle who can ban them, do you mean the price of Suya and Kilshi is worth the numbers of innocent casualty and unwanton destruction of properties the Fulanis Herdsmen constitute?

The dude had taste just like me, imagine staying in a 20k per day apartment.

Haha very surprising, i can imagine how he would feel when told that he is a woman.

Idowuogbo: Shattap dia! *breaks bottle* if talk shyte hia again, I'll design ya face! Nansense!

Hmm! Ruggedity. (for your mind)

ADAOBI
GRACEBESTOWED
VANNENI
NADIA
LUPEY
GRAISE

chineloSA: Wondering how much will you score if your IQ were to be measured?

He/she might score as high as 25% dont underate anyone's intelligence.

MrNairaland: Look at what GEJ,caused....

If you continue this way u might never be wise,

J12: What of charlie boy?

Lol u mean CharlieMan right?

Adikam: guy i abeg no 4get me o

You are a shame.

olire: Y can't my nokia asha 201 stream?

Because Asha 201 is a piece of shit.

obadiah777: BUT YOU DO ERR. GENESIS 6 VS 3 And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. <<< 120 YEARS

The nairaland prophet. (always spot on)

obadiah777: AN INCH AWAY FROM THE GRAVE AT 67 ? THEN AGAIN I GUESS IN NAIJA THATS A HUGE THING TO LIVE TO 67. IN ILFORD A 110 YEAR OLD MAN JUST RAN A MARATHON. THE GUY PICK RACE LIKE USAIN BOLT SELF. SEIKH MAN. HE CARRY TURBAN FOR HEAD DURING THE RACE TOO

Bro i see u, i hail oo, Tell them,

nijaspace: Aya, Murtala Nyaku, Jona bai gama da ku ba tuna ai. Sai an kama ku boko haram daya da daya, dukan ku mugaye mutane.

Speak in sane language

The stupidity exibited by this couple is unrivalled, if the groom wanted carrying out a nude wedding, why was he covering his sensitive organ with a fedora?

[quote author=fuckluv]He should have at least been beaten severely.

I think severe beaten could lead to death, hence he might prefare the 2yr jail term, besides he has an option of a meager fine.

stanlo4we: oop's i predicted 1-3 we thx for ruben wel if not for ship panalty & gud keeper i wonder wht would hv happen to dortsmond

Bais analysis, have u forgotten that BVB had good chances of their own , and Neur made exceptional saves too?

CFCfan: I think Robben is the first player to have scored in both legs of the semifinals and the final
Respect!

Not all that a great feat

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Platini doesn't look happy, lol....

He always wanted an el Classico final so bad that he had to put madrid and barcelona apart twice but fate changed that.

I'll see if he'll try again next year' lmao[/color][/quote]His wish/plan wont be realized.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Watching United get trounced twice by Barca makes for more entertainment to me - I had a Coke on both Occassions [/color]

chelsea fanatist (by their utterance you shall know them)

OliverPin: Am so sorry for the poor

Blessed are the POOR in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

With all due respect to Northerners Buhari is a stark and stupid illiterate who is fun of uttering misguided comments, and thinks he stands a chance of ruling Nigeria again. No matter how clueless GEJ appears to be he is miles better than the clown called Buhari, i'll rather prefare a woman rule Nigeria than seing Buhari @ the helms of affair.

apoti: I never imagined myself joining this crazy crew.
Well I will like to thank the almighty God, my father, mother and siblings, Samsung for providing the device, O2 for giving me the network, Seun Osewa for giving me the platform, the police for arresting the fake soldier, Toluwarni for posting the thread, my employer for giving me lunch time and finally my wife for making me happy this morning

@topic, good to know the police are not sleeping in some areas

Bro get your E-knockles u are indeed mouthed, enjoy your moment while it lasts CONGRATS. (lol)

apoti: I never imagined myself joining this crazy crew.
Well I will like to thank the almighty God, my father, mother and siblings, Samsung for providing the device, O2 for giving me the network, Seun Osewa for giving me the platform, the police for arresting the fake soldier, Toluwarni for posting the thread, my employer for giving me lunch time and finally my wife for making me happy this morning

@topic, good to know the police are not sleeping in some areas

Bro get your E-knockles u are indeed mouthed, CONGRATS.

If indeed you are pregnant, i pray you dont conceive the idea of hooking it on an innocent dude, because girls your kind could be very diabolical

sexyseun: now i need ur advice and not your sarcasm

Would have loved to see the position of your fingers while typing this poo, when you where been promiscious you never cared for advise, as for me i think you've screwed up your life you better keep your fingers crossed.

obadiah777: ALL WISDOM KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING BELONGS TO THE LORD, BROTHER DONEM. I AM JUST A VESSEL ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE USED. AND THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS

You are always welcomed bro, your religious indoctrinations have gotten my fantasy, will always lookout for your posts on threads pertaining to scripture.

obadiah777: YEAH THATS WHAT YOU POSED TO DO WHEN I AM BLASTING. I SUFFER NOT REPROBATES TO LIVE. YALL BETTER TAKE COVER WHEN I UNLEASH THESE SPIRITUAL ARSENAL OH AND ERMMM YES GOD IS HARDCORE >>> EXODUS 15 VS 3 The LORD is a man of war <<< THE HEAD OF THE CALVARY. I AM BUT A MERE LOWLY INFANTRY MAN.

Your scriptural dexteriousness never ceases to amaze me, a big thumbs up to you keep it flowing. RESPECT to your ministry

ritux: My Boss that went on holiday in Syria to visit is family is stranded. He can't come back to Naija because of the war

How i wish he is forcefully conscripted into the rebel forces

ritux: My Boss that went on holiday in Syria to visit is family is stranded. He can't come back to Naija because of the war

That serves him right