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Crime / Re: Babatunde Olarenwaju: Missing Person Alert by donem: 7:30pm On Mar 29, 2021
fatymore:
Found dead cry cry cry cry cry
mess menh! Holy shit, was following up thread with fingers crossed, why so many cruel occurrence? May his soul RIP. E touch me.
Romance / Re: This Girl I'm Dating Forgot My Birthday, Should I Move On ? by donem: 10:31pm On Mar 28, 2021
AsapTeddy:
Which kind simp be this....
grin lol even all those construction workers are bewildered.
Religion / Re: Is God Really Against Taking Alcohol Or Just Against Excess Of It? by donem: 8:36am On Mar 28, 2021
Cooldiipo:
grin our Jesus turned water to wine. How do you ensure you stay within your alcohol limit?Do you need powerbank for laptop, over ten hours guaranteed and twenty hours possible. Increase your productivity and work when you like. Don't get mistaken for a Yahoo boy because of your generator noise. Ready to impress!
and that was Jesus first recorded miracle
in essence wine is good grin
Politics / Re: DHQ Reacts To Report Of Soldiers Arrested By Sunday Igboho by donem: 2:00pm On Mar 21, 2021
Ayomi90:
I mean Air Force, you are expected to understand if you ar smart enough
haha smh!
Politics / Re: DHQ Reacts To Report Of Soldiers Arrested By Sunday Igboho by donem: 8:11am On Mar 21, 2021
Ayomi90:

What is a naval officer doing with an impostor soldier? They think we r fools
where you see Naval officer for that entire press release? hmm! wahala just too much for this country.
Education / Re: Mba Daniel, UNN Student Commits Suicide After His Phone Was Seized In Exam Hall by donem: 10:36am On Mar 14, 2021
Bampeh:
It's so sad he took his life, people will blame him for malpractice etc.
Its very frustrating attending all these government owned universities, these their sadist lecturers will frustrate your life excluding the frustration of being a Nigerian. How do you expect him to cope?













Bampeh sympathies with his friends and families.
@ "This their Sadist lecturer would frustrate your life" part of your write up caught my attention, naso one useless Associate Prof. worry my academic life for final year, Unical 2011.

One good day, i burst him office i Carry devil chest follow body, issue warning, say next time there would be no next time, after that encounter him gang way from my matters.
Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by donem: 1:50pm On Mar 11, 2021
bigcee:
No matter what, never you borrow money to do a wedding, never you try it o.
Man were borrow money to fund wedding wetin him the find? =wahala e the find and nah wahala e go get.
Career / Re: UNIUYO Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Vandalized Armored Cable (Photos) by donem: 4:33pm On Jan 29, 2021
Tbasicme:


Even PPE is not enough to protect against ,over 11,000 volts.
Quoted u in error
Crime / Re: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by donem: 11:32am On Jan 03, 2021
geek4k:
Despite the ecstatic vibe attached to the last day of the year (Gruesome 2020 especially), It ended sadly for me as I experienced a near death situation.

On 31st December, I and my friend decided to experience a great cross-over night at Glory Dome, Dunamis Church Abuja. We boarded a bus from Arab junction, Jabi to Lugbe where the Church is located.

Less than halfway through the journey, the bus began to develop issues and finally stopped just before Wuye Arab bridge. We all had to come down from the vehicle in pursuit of an alternative to our various destinations.

I and my friend walked over to the other end of the bridge while we waited for a cab heading our route. Unluckily for us, we stood there for a while, we couldn’t find any cab as most of them were already filled up and most of the other passengers had already gone their separate ways.

It was becoming dark, lonely, and scary giving the nature of the place we were standing. Just less than 4feets our back were bushes, albeit downhill, and underneath the bridge is a railway track, you won’t be able to tell even because it’s filled with outright darkness.

It was becoming tiring and frustrating, we looked down and noticed 3 guys heading our position, they were seated initially for some while, we both thought they were from same vehicle we boarded and frustrated as we were, my friend suggested we team up with them and look for cab together, I jokingly replied “What if they’re here to rob us..?” We both laughed.

Unbeknownst to us, they actually were. They got closer and to where we were standing, subtly attempting to encircle us while I was looking forward to them passing us, my friend ran off immediately, before I could realize they already formed a triangle grid around me each of them bearing long, sharp knives shouting “Hey! hey!! bring your pocket..!!”.

Being ganged up, held down and threatened to be stabbed if you don’t comply, It was indeed a vicious moment for me, and all I could think of was how I could get out of that situation unhurt. But despite the fear that engulfed me, I stood my ground holding my pocket firmly while they tried to forcefully penetrate in with their hands.

My friend was on the other side, almost at the middle of the express road shouting “Thieves..!” to at least call the attention of motorists but they all formed swirled track avoiding him, perhaps thinking it was a plot to get the robbed?

After several resistance from my end, I got stabbed on my thigh by one of the guys, I then had to let go as they emptied my pocket, carting away with my phone and wallet.

Attempting to run back into the bush, I immediately went after the one that got my phone, he kind of lost orientation and was almost headed towards the bridge while his other gang were heading to the bush. He immediately turned around swinging his long knife so I wouldn’t get close, he then threw the phone to his other gang in the bush and they all ran away.

These robbers were skinny, tall hausa boys all wearing face caps, I was so devastated that if I had a gun, I wouldn’t hesitate even in a split second to put three bullets in their heads. Why does bad thing always happen to good people? I’m not insinuating I’m a saint but I’ll never to this to a fellow. Why me?

Anyways, after the sad occurrence of losing everything I had and almost my life, it reasonable to go back home just as my friend suggested, but instead we still waited, get a cab and head to the church where we had the cross over night. I personally didn’t have any good experience despite dancing and joyous experience everyone had there.

I lost my Samsung A30, Gtb, Diamond and Payoneer debit cards and some cash in the wallet all to one night

Anyways, I’m looking for who can track my phone using maybe the IMEI number? the phone pack, receipt are still intact.

Lastly, kindly learn from my story and avoid that Wuye bridge at all cost.
Sorry for your sad experience, but truth be told you ain't street smart, but you've learnt a couple of lessons I guess. Times are changing the days are getting more evil.

Whenever you step out of your house, and your on the streets be observant, if it happens to be at night, be twice more observant, (ever thought of why at times you have more than one shadow at night?) that's matter for another day.

I use myself as a case study, I got 2 wallets, I use one only at night, the night wallet nothing like AtM cards or too valuable ID cards, with just few naira notes, I got 2 phones for night movements, torch light, and iPhone 6 dummy, only screen light powers on.

i move with less valuables just in case water go thick pass blood, I can easily let go with those without much regrets, (he that fights and run away, lives to fight another day).

if am not mobile, I avoid strolling or walking with a girl at night due to some reasons,(make agbada no go hang for barb wire, in case of Japa).

when out at night I always tag along with me, my mini-foldable Jack knife, and my NATO grade Silliarde gas, (Super paralisant).

If I find myself in a lonely street, I alter my movement and steps to (clear road there, put body collect) pattern, only street boys go know this movement pattern, it helps depending on the terrain.

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Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by donem: 8:34pm On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:


Abeg o. I done commot hand for man matter, before them carry me go DNA.

Happy new year to you too. smiley
lol @ bolded, nobi wetin u think, I go carry my madam follow body, just want to see the unique persona behind this moniker.
Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by donem: 7:52pm On Jan 02, 2021
@pocohantas u be case madam, just lol on one of your comments on this topic, really cracked me up.

I must meet you this year by God's grace, am on course in KD immediately I round up and return back to base,

happy new-year, God's guidance and protection upon u and your entire famz.




Asper the thread DNA test is advised, in other to avoid cases of had I known, cos the days are getting more evil.
Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by donem: 7:26pm On Jan 02, 2021
ogascomax:
It just a simple logic anyman that demand for a DNA testing to be done must have seen the marriage going bad otherwise I don't see any need for that except for glaring concerns. Doing DNA a testing shows that trust is lacking somewhere.
Trust no man but God, nothing bad if it's done discreetly.
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by donem: 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2021
internationalman:
One did call to wish me happy new year though..

But at the end of the call she requested for urgent #500 airtime to call her family to wish them happy new year...
lolz which kind wahala be this?

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Has 2020 Taught You? by donem: 1:37am On Jan 01, 2021
2020 taught me to stay away from all forms of football betting.
Religion / Re: Married Nigerian Woman Celebrates Two Years Without Masturbating, Watching Porn by donem: 5:26pm On Dec 31, 2020
praiseneo:
Happy new year in advance
I lost my kid sister to surgery last night
It’s well
I thank God still
I can’t Question him
smiley
accept my heartfelt condolence, it is well with your family, may God grant you all the strength to overcome this painful lose.
Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For As 2020 Is Coming To An End? by donem: 9:15pm On Dec 30, 2020
1. Thanking God For gift of life, and keeping me and family hail and hearty, althrough the year 2020.

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Celebrities / Re: Avoid Unproductive People In 2021: Kanayo O. Kanayo, Cubana Chief Priest Replies by donem: 10:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
paulolee:
I love dt kok outfits and it seems I would rock same to the village on 30th when visiting dt my wizard uncle dt said i wont see next year..
That talk from your uncle strong o.. I just the imagine wetin for warrant such comment, but thank God, God no be man, for if God be man wahala for the.

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Travel / Re: Onitsha Bridge On Christmas Day: Slowdog Shocked At What He Saw: Pics & Video by donem: 3:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
CrazeMan69:
Who still dey call slowdog for show self grin tongue
lolz true talk, I just like that him name shah.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys Come On Tell Us The Xmas Present You Got For Your Bae by donem: 9:36am On Dec 24, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Who??
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I broke_up with her in november...
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I will reunite with her in january...
what about Valentine's Day 14th February? lolz
Family / Re: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by donem: 11:59pm On Dec 20, 2020
Jodha:



I'm not really looking for who to mingle with... I'm looking for true undiluted love in it's real self... someone that'll love me unconditionally...not just for how I look...or for my body ...or what I say or do ...but just to love me for me...


As for the expectations and standard....i don't think I can go below my standard.... it's personally what I want....
List your expectations and standard if you don't mind.
Music/Radio / Re: Di'ja's Single "Inyamuri" Generate Ethnic Reactions (Photos) by donem: 6:11pm On Dec 10, 2020
That her long kneck like Ostrich lol
Education / Re: No Resumption Until FG Pays Withheld Salaries – ASUU by donem: 8:39am On Dec 07, 2020
PAWG:
In the real sense of it, is it justified to request for salaries you didn’t work for?

ASUU is part of the problem not the solution. As long as ASUU exists we’ll continue to have strikes in schools (they believe they’ll get paid regardless of how long they sit at home).

Asking to be paid salaries is akin to students asking to be promoted to the next class upon resumption.

Will FG reimburse students for their unused house rents?
One of the most sensible comment on this thread. they want to reap where they never sowed, I support the no work no pay clause the Fed govt activated in the labour laws.

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Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by donem: 9:03pm On Dec 03, 2020
so many sick psycho's abroad
Sports / Re: Osaze Odemwingie Apologizes To Peter Okoye. Mr P Reacts by donem: 2:18pm On Dec 03, 2020
snoopz:
Wahala be like bicycle
because E no the hard to start
Sports / Re: Help: How Can I Quit Gambling? by donem: 11:28pm On Nov 29, 2020
Slayar:
Play over 1.5 only and make sure the game no pass 2
o1.5 Porto last night casted my 3 games 25k stake, truth betting nah scam Las Las
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba's Groomsmen: AY, Peter Okoye, Banky W, Falz Spotted by donem: 9:17pm On Nov 21, 2020
Komu1048:



Oga the reverse is the case, Williams is already a household name. Who could think peter n Paul of yesterday, Ay n Banky W of this morning n Falz of this noon will role with great Uchemba
Where did you see Paul in that picture?
Religion / Re: Not Attending Church Every Sunday. Is It Such A Big Sin? by donem: 8:03pm On Nov 16, 2020
pocohantas:


Alright, if you can come with your partner. So that we all drink and chat together. cheesy
My Partner is not around, but if you insist on a companion, I can tag along a fan with me cheesy
Religion / Re: Not Attending Church Every Sunday. Is It Such A Big Sin? by donem: 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2020
pocohantas:


Good evening, Sir. Do go ahead with your request.

Very good thank you ma'am,
if your based in Lagos, I wish to meet you someday, just to buy you a drink and chat nothing much, your personality here inspires me with awe.
Religion / Re: Not Attending Church Every Sunday. Is It Such A Big Sin? by donem: 6:45pm On Nov 16, 2020
pocohantas:

Lol. That is my real age, it is on my birth certificate.
Evening Ma, I have a request?
Romance / Re: I'm being pressured for marriage. I'm tired! by donem: 11:26pm On Nov 09, 2020
capricornlady:
Same here.. Everyone's asking when i'll get married, but sincerely i wanna get married but it seems there's no love again, all the MEN are taken angry

It is well
shall we? it could be us, lol
Politics / Re: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by donem: 11:31am On Oct 31, 2020
Damikjay:
I think female soldiers will show more compassion to the citizen than their male counter part.
grin lol
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Declares Curfew In Cross River State by donem: 6:53am On Oct 24, 2020
derbykol:
Thank you
Alright happy weekend, (stay safe).

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