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@aristole

Y DO U PICK ON UR PARENTS?

Women - The Truth
By: Nice Guy
Posted on: Tue, July 13 2004 - 2:13 pm

This guide is divided into two parts.��The first part is a Chickese -> English dictionary. ��The second part contains some observations and conclusions I have made regarding the female species.

Part One

Chickese in green English in black

"I don't want to go out with you because I don't want to Bleep up our friendship."
"I think you are a really great guy, but you are ugly. By the way, you just bleeped up our friendship so never talk to me again."

"I want a nice guy."
"I want a guy who is an asshole to everybody but me."

"You're such an asshole."
"I want to Bleep you."

"There aren't any nice guys."
"There aren't any cute nice guys."

Part Two

The reason women like assholes more than nice guys is because they will always have a reason to break up with an asshole.��And women are always complaining that men are afraid of commitment.��Damn hypocrites.��News flash ladies, the guys most afraid of commitment are the assholes that treat you like shit.

Women always bitch about how men are pigs and assholes and that there are no nice guys.��Guess what.��The guys you bitch to but would never date ARE nice guys, so give them a fucking chance.

Women are always bitching about how guys only notice how a girl looks and treat them as sex objects.�� First of all, I haven't met one girl who didn't care what a guy looked like.��And second, it takes two to tango, girls.��If you don't want to be treated like a sex object, don't make yourself one.��Wait for a guy that actually cares about more than your body.��I assure you, there are many out there.

@aristole
If nothing else, you are a psychotic immoral jerk-off who scares the raving slave and the vain pervert.
Go defile a rock, you vindictive rancid idiot who is the child of the the cum guzzling noodle brain and the salivating slave.
Go jump off a bridge, you puke snarfing rotting aboriginal abortionist who walks all over the annoying harlet and the brain dead hemorrhoid.
You abuse donkeys, you smelly crotched self-righteous nipple sniffer who serves the portly slowpoke and the mangled virus.
Bang your head against the wall, you miserable smelly crotched freak who eats the unwashed bile and the filthy nutcase.
Eat snot you mangled hideous cheeseball who yells at the stinking spaz and the cross-dressing brute.
May you be lucky and become a libelous immoral blockhead who drives for the psychotic moldy gym sock and the evil eunuch.
Go defile a rock, you belligerent cunt licking alien who has the same googly eyes as the miserable pickle barrel and the squealing hemorrhoid.
You aspire to be a cat harassing slime spewing molester who shares the port-a-pottie with the whimpering wiener and the belligerent blister.

@aristole
Thou art a roguish bat-fowling fustilarian,You imprudent Pansy,Thou art a unmuzzled rump-fed pignut,You are a two bit boner.
You suffer from defensive phallic fantasies,u r so stupid, u thought u could get food stamps at the post office, NL B.T.CH

Bow down before me you sewer dwelling rabid genital wart who gropes the sick minded crackhead and the stingy monkey,Thou art a spongy dread-bolted fustilarian,You suffer from libidinous phallic identification,You suffer from defensive heterosexual tendencies.

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aristole:
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A man is gambling in the casino and wins $1000.
He decides to celebrate and goes out looking for a hooker. He finds a hooker and says he wants a Mouth Gig.
The hooker says "No Problem, $500."
Our hero says "Hey, that's a lot of money for a Mouth Gig!"
The hooker replies "Do you see that BMW convertible over there? I paid cash for it because I give the finest blowjobs in town!"
Our hero pays the hooker the money, gets his BJ and goes back to the casino a very happy fellow.

lola whitfield: The next day, he's in the casino and wins $2000. Again, to celebrate, he goes out looking for a hooker.
He finds the same one. He says "Today I wanna mess you in the ass."
The hooker says "No problem, $1000"
Our hero says "Hey that's a lot of money just for anal sex!"
" The hooker responds "Do you see that penthouse apt. up there? Well I paid cash for it because I have the nicest ass in town!"
Well, our hero pays the hooker, goes about his business, and goes back to the casino with a smile on his face.

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The hooker replies "Do you see that new shopping mall they're building across the street?
Our hero answers "No! Don't tell me you own that shopping mall too?"
The hooker answers "No! But you can be Damn sure I would if I had a female p*SSy!"

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