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Verve card?

whats dat

i still want to b usin ma atm card

WITH D ABOVE, NOTIN CHANGE ANYTIN, ATM THIEF STILL UP N RUNNIN IN BANKS

AM SCARE O

i dont want this to happen to me?

i no get moni to follow up as u did

UBA SECURITY IS WEAK?

HELP ADVISE

HELP DEY CATCH ME, ALL PEOPLE AROUND ME DON EXPERIENCE THIS

2 MONTH, I REFUSE TO KEEP MONEY IN BANK AND BELIEVE ME, I SPENT IT ALL

BANK DEY FEAR ME, IF BANK OGA NA THIEF, WETIN REMAIN FOR US WEY WAN TRY?

HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?


HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING UR ATM PIN ON NET

YOU STILL GET DEFRAUD VIA ATM

IMAGINE, OLD WOMAN CRYING YESTERDAY,SHE LOST 57,000 IN UBA ATM MACHINE, THERE WAS NOTHIN IN HER ACCT?

PLS HELP

I DEY FEAR, MY HARD EARN MONEY, WETIN GO HAPPEN?

I NO WAN CRY LIKE HER

HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?


HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING UR ATM PIN ON NET

YOU STILL GET DEFRAUD VIA ATM

IMAGINE, OLD WOMAN CRYING YESTERDAY,SHE LOST 57,000 IN UBA ATM MACHINE, THERE WAS NOTHIN IN HER ACCT?

PLS HELP

I DEY FEAR, MY HARD EARN MONEY, WETIN GO HAPPEN?

I NO WAN CRY LIKE HER

HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?


HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING UR ATM PIN ON NET

YOU STILL GET DEFRAUD VIA ATM

IMAGINE, OLD WOMAN CRYING YESTERDAY,SHE LOST 57,000 IN UBA ATM MACHINE, THERE WAS NOTHIN IN HER ACCT?

PLS HELP

I DEY FEAR, MY HARD EARN MONEY, WETIN GO HAPPEN?

I NO WAN CRY LIKE HER

HOW CAN I PREVENT ATM THIEF?

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING UR ATM PIN ON NET

YOU STILL GET DEFRAUD VIA ATM

IMAGINE, OLD WOMAN CRYING YESTERDAY,SHE LOST 57,000 IN UBA ATM MACHINE, THERE WAS NOTHIN IN HER ACCT?

PLS HELP

I DEY FEAR, MY HARD EARN MONEY, WETIN GO HAPPEN?

I NO WAN CRY LIKE HER

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i have more bike pic, u have to send ur email for further siting of other bike pics as dis web do not allow file size exceeding 200kb

@netgenus

take ur smoky smellin ass off my joke post

go n advertize ur fraud forex shit in ur dirty public toilet

stand up from dat bench u r usin to browse on nairaland

f**kin retarded forex ole

u dey mak money as u claim, y advertisin to get money money?

A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money, that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
- "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lápiz."
A student asked what gender is 'computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora", because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador", because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
(Guys, that's a joke!)

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
- Did you dance much?
- I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to, "

Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
-
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.


A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you try using a lemon?
-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!


- Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
- No it doesn't my son.
- Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed.


A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
-I’m chasing away the elephants
-Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working!


Two friends:
- I heard that you have made a band.
- Yes, it's a quartet.
- How many of you are there?
- There are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a brother?
- No, why do you ask?


In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

ladies love playin video game

at first,she will be like, what do u mean i should learn, but after some few games, she will want to take d game home and also want to visit ur creeb like everyday,

she says most time: good morning my love, i want to play game first b4 d koko

u can negotiate but reasonabilyok,

come n see d bike ursef, u will love it?

it is not meat u can price, d price is a good one for this crusier bike, its made for this purpose but if u wish, u can use it for travelling,

come feel da swag?

call my no if u r serious

i cant reply

where is ur location,u will pay for delivery?

u need to see the grass?

farm land, d white guys cant even run or play on it

nice reply

i need more explaination

other guys dat r dumb as you say might learn from this?

body language?


pls, any ladies in da house

make una no dull me o

this bike just arrived from singapore

check it out?

its off da hook

grooving with your sweetheart?


price is 170,000 all in

MOTORBIKE TESTING/SITING LOCATION - IDIORO - MUSHIN

the bike is in sound condition,just pay n learn how to groove with it

GOD KNOWS HOW MANY BABES GO FALL 4 U


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@donsponky


RUN COMOT 4 D BENCH, RUBBISH SMALL BOY

WERE UNA DEY SINCE WEY I DEY POST

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arithromaxin

nobaxin is about N1050 500mg

u buy 2

2100naira

single dose, u will shit n it will stop

u will also use ciprotab as well, about 600naira

good luck

hi doctors in d house

complain from my collegae in my office, just wondering if nl will help with advise or sometin
my co worker is taking antibiotics for quite sometime now and recently,he observed that, he fart most time he is urininating or going to d toilet

is it the drug or what, is there any problem with his digestive system?

just farting if he wish cos there is alot of gas that needs to come out, why?

is it normal and most of all, sound from dis stomach?

and health problem with him

oh yea