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MAY GOD HELP US ALL

A man walks into the barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions about having a problem with close shaving around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber. The barber reaches into his drawer and pulls out a small wooden ball. “Just place this thing between your cheeks and your gums.” Then the barber gives the man the closest shave he has ever had. When the shave was almost done, the man asked the barber, “What if I swallow this thing?” The barber smiled and said, “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”



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MAKING BABIES
Dad came home one day in an exceptionally Hot mood and took
his wife upstairs for sex.

Just when they were really getting into it, their young son
entered the room and started to cry.

"What's wrong, son?" the father asked. "Why are you crying?"

"You're hurting my mommy," the little boy replied.

"No, no," the father reassured. "I'm not hurting her. We are
making babies."

This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left the room the
couple went back to their business.

The next day the father came home from work and found his son
on the steps, crying.

"What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad.

"It's those babies you were making with Mommy yesterday,"
the boy answered. "The mailman is upstairs eating them!"

lol

2 monkey in NL

there is a bajah machine lying on d road(between west tex and opp trem/anthony busstop) as a result of an accident and a dead man beside it, he bleed to death

he crawled to the pavement and bleed to death there from what i saw, hit and run thing

his blood was so much on the road

its very painful, its 9:52am when i saw him, notin has been done,

but if it is truck or car that is packed there, lastma would have towed it, group of police saw him too,

i wonder, NIGERIA IS,

damn,i have got some stupid jobless intruders

@2Direct

ur eye is in ur ass

check closely n see with ur asshole

i have made pages in NL JOKE SECTION B4 NOW N STILL DOING MA TIN LOSE B*T*H

@2Direct

u b real woman wrapper

na ur type dem dey see 4 market women place dey discuss meetings,r u dis stupid to act a fool like dis, i have check all ur post, all have psycho thoughts meanin u r a male camouflage, she-gay fagot

a punkass chauvinistic piglet b*t*ch

Abbey_city

small girl, wetin dey worry u sef

i go give u primary sch punishment one day

u n aristo gaga

Y DID U GO 2 MA PIC IF U START EXPRESSIN your STUPIDITY


SHOW US yours

empty brain poster will post empty joke

aristole:
dts good for her

so u r stil alive here in nl

wait, i am comin4u

did u c ur brain map

A Woman Walks Into A Restaurant And Sits Down. As She Bends Down To Reach Into Her Purse For Her Wallet, She Farts Loudly With The Waiter Right Behind Her. She Sits Abruptly Back Up, Glares At The Waiter And Shouts "stop That!" To Which The Waiter Replies, "sure, Which Way Did It Go?"

Abbey_city, IF I,

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse
than that. I poked holes in all his condoms.
The third nurse fainted.

third nurse fainted?

WHAT DO U THINK

SAW THIS B4

JOS WANT TO SHARE IT AGAIN


I AM AGAINST IT

GIRLS ARE NOT EVIL

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

I WISH I CAN DO MORE THAN THIS,BUT HERE IS THE EXAMINATION RESULT I GOT LAST WEEKEND

PSYCHO B*t*C

SHE ENJOY DISTUBING POSTS

The Federal Ministry of Health has confirmed that the first case of the dreaded Swine Flu (H1N1) has been recorded in Nigeria.

A statement signed by the Special Assistant (Communi-cation) to the minister, Mr. Niyi Ojuolape, yesterday said: “The first case of the Influenza A (H1N1) otherwise known as Swine Flu has been reported in Nigeria of a nine-year-old American girl who resides in Lagos.”

The girl had manifested symptoms suspected to be those of swine flu such as fever, sore throat, nasal congestion and nausea, and had been taken to the American Consular clinic in Lagos.

Before treatment was admitted to her, nasal specimens were taken for routine tests.

“Subsequently, the girl recovered fully with symptomatic treatment after five days of duration of illness,” the statement said.

Ojuolape said sequel to the discovery, medical checks were performed on other members of the girl’s household and the students of the school she attends but none tested positive to the disease.

The girl’s mother was said to have had mild symptoms of the disease but had recovered fully, while all others who had regular contacts with the girl were tested and found negative.

The Lagos State Ministry of Health whose domain the first case of the flu was recorded was said to have carried out surveillance, performing medical checks and screening residents but has not discovered any other victim.

dear all

aristole,i tink she is trippin on me

she dey follow me anywhere i go

@lawisong

10x bross

i go soon break aristole empty head one day

@Abbygyal

am jokin 2

@aristole

d post is new,u r stale

@clemcykul

u r a bad child from a good mother

One day a man and a woman were having sex and a bee flew up the womans pussy.

The man took the woman to the hospital.

The doctor said he was going to put some honey on the tip of his penis and lure the bee out.

The doctor begins to lure the bee out, and soon realises it's not working, so he begins thrusting his penis into this woman.

The man appears shocked and says "Doctor, what the hell do you think your doing".

The docrot replies "I couldn't lure it out, so I'm going to drown the bastard"

clemcykul:
do am na, abi u be coward?

point of correction, next time,u let people know u are referin to ur blood relatives in sudan

stale joke

u didnt finish d jokes, she fainted cos she has passed CONCENTRATED HIV/GONO/STAP VIA UR SMALL D**K DAT CANT FIT IN A CONDOM BUT YA THUMB

OMO JATIJATI