₦airaland Forum

JAMB QUESTIONS 2018

1. Animals that swallow money are called...
A. Carnivores.
B. Omnivores.
C. Monivores.
D. Herbivores.

2. What is the natural habitat of naira-swallowing snakes?
A. Aquatic
B. JAMB Office
C. Terrestrial
D. Forest

3. The process by which a snake swallows money is called...
A. Phagocytosis
B. Engulfing
C. Pinocytosis
D. Embezzlement.

4. The country where money-swallowing snake was first discovered is.....
A. Canada
B. Nigerifa
C. New Zealand
D. Australia

Burn d original copies of d passports of both of dem
Keep d original copy of only ur death certificate and photo copies of the travelling doc
Take d copies sent to US embassy,his office, Nig police and also to a strong lawyer

U married a devil and due to d power of woman,he has become senseless

We need professional studies on dis and answers
I no of a lady dat is still single and above 40yr of age and stil lives wit her younger bro wit 4kids

She always complain den dat she can't go out on a date or leave her house until she get married

D last time I saw her while I was driving?i quickly remember hw decent and brilliant dis lady is back den but nw?she is old

Bt olosho get proposed too every day in bar or club or shopping mall and we don't see much in church

Why

Low self esteem
No gain from d relationship aside sex,money,beating
I think dis is even her normal face?
Amoeba

@op
No peace for d wicked
Finally
Dey wil enjoy jail terms if law takes it frm here

Dey should reconcile and drop all lawsuit
Make more babies and most of alltontolet must hold her peace and stay clear frm Internet?she should go n ask why Mercy Johnson is stil strong in her marriage n giving birth every yr

Gud example to celebrities dat prefer baby factories dey call baby mama

Emoney goes anywhere wit his wife n kids and stil stand out higher

She ve bin beggin to b like kim
Up comin kim bt in Nig?we c it as foolishness wen future husband start Knockin on her door

What's dis baby mama sh****t sef
A moda wit 1-5children are only called baby Mama by celebrity...and nt wife or married woman
It's bera dey call dem baby factory since dey don't mind givin birth out of wedlock

It's foolishness to me for a common sense lady to make babies for someone who will niva married dem and flirt wit odas wit no iss all cos of d money or child support sh*****t

One change
Brain washed wit hypo
I pity her

He niva treekked frm lagos to abuja

Jus fraud

Her nose is blend nw due to cheap plastic surgery
Where iis her neck tattoooo or d black one
Lawyer go soon yeye dis gal?she is playyin wit churchchill obasango?
I wasteful attempt to frustrate hersef

Anybody,any evil forces,any negative plans of d enemies or my blood relative or my friend or neighbours who decide to plan evil or cook evil or initiate evil and negative plans to me?Holy Ghost Fire
Glory of God,seperate us n my households from dem and send back what's ever tin dey r doing to me or my blv ones back to dem 100times by fire of d holy ghost..amen

Buhari ve nt visit dis plc
D man no get joy
No heart
E get mind

Number 1 in interior decor
Benz always dey kill interior
Dats why dey r for Made mens

D spiritual slap in his dreams don start again
Statue Manufacturer
Amnesty to killers awarder

Rest IP
Rest on














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Hw can u snapchat a pregnant woman dat is about 1hr to give birth
Baby shower trending in dis worse wicked world
I come against baby shower sh****t,frm stage 0 of pregnancy to 10months...keep it secret until after delivery,internet is d worst plc
#sayno2babyshowtrendn#
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RIP

Wen did Nigerian start dis suicide tin
What's d root of dis suicide NEWS we read every now and den dis days
O lord help Nigerians to think positively during hard depression and giv all Hope and faith for tomorrow

Fight against Depression should be a topic or a subject in Schoool now or church or mosque

RIP

Wen did Nigerian start dis suicide tin
What's d root of dis suicide NEWS we read every now and den dis days
O lord help Nigerians to think positively during hard depression and giv all Hope and faith for tomorrow

What okorocha did is wrongpolitically and humanly


Dis mens committed various crimes in Rivers state and it's environs and Wike declare dem wanted with Death penalty waiting
Dey all gang up and run to Imo state to embrace Okorocha planning to build more statue

Dey should be sent back to Rivers state to face trial for all d havoc

Hw did dey move frm rivers state in dere hideout with guns/military /combat uniforms to Imo state to mit okorocha witout any confrontation by army and police checkpoint frm Rivers state to IMO state

Amnesty should nt b approved...dey killed innocent people in Rivers

Devil will niva giv u anytin for free

Wat is police doin about dis public tyrant

I dey shame
Dis 2018,see pic of Nigerians on a road like Yemen people runnin to Europe

Nigerian Employers are so dumb nw dat Expatriate wahala is jus too muchdey even want an expatriate to b Cleaners
Dey don't bliv in Nigerians again

Most factories r full of Chinese and Indianssame factory workdey buy dem tata cars?import dere family?giv dem nice apartments and treat dem like gold and treat Nigerians like goat

Ve seen white doing same normal Marketing

Buhari?abegi try for dis one if u can

A movie will describe ur swit story
U r a good writter
Title: marrying Mr Nobody
U chain ur only daughter in d house or abroad wit ur monitoring spirit and d only MAN she met is ur Driver 2?wat do u expect frm innocent gal dat ve niva bin social?hw wil she find MR somebody wit riches?wen it's same driver dat take her in n out and charming or lovable??
Start blaming ursef
Story dat touch

Bt if it's true
Why r all dis gals nt making sure dis celebrity marry dem first bfor floating dere brown teeth with kids or pregnancy
If it's a vulcaniser nw?wil dey call it achievement? Na me first born for him

Maybe jus a joker blog

But wetin we no go seeif any boy sing n blow?gals will b fightin n struggling to get pregnant for demY

Nigerians sef
90% of dem r d ones crying Buhari is wicked?hardship is too much
Suffering bt smiling?

Business man would ve taken funds to Europe,china or common dubai
Buy stuff?import here n make sales

Am nt against his soongs cos?wen wizkid sings bfor stardom...u will no he has targets

I pray his 25m will increase n nt decrease in near future

Business man would ve taken funds to Europe,china or common dubai
Buy stuff?import here n make sales

Am nt against his soongs cos?wen wizkid sings bfor stardom...u will no he has targets

seguno2:
Thanks for your reply showing your maintenance culture.
Keep it up.
Cheers.

9ice 1 son

Dey r suppose to behave demsef and work towards winning 45m and not flesh need as if dey gave dem opportunity to show lv on air

I don't watch BBM though few time

Efe didn't womanise