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I VE POSTED DIS JOKE B4 NW, CHECK MY HISTORY

COPI COPI MALU

:p :p :p :p

10x

coooooooooool

IN THE WHOLE OF NIGERIA

NO HOSPITAL HAVE FACILITIES TO CONDUCT DNA TEST

ALL SAMPLE ARE SENT ABROAD FOR EXAMINATION, ANY ONE WHO CONFIRM THEY DO IT IS LYING, THEY SENT IT OUTSIDE FOR RESULT N TELL U

I HAVE EXPORT MEDICAL SAMPLE B4 NOW,

@xynerise

A.K.A. JAND BAS***TARD, STOP BEEN A gay HERE, JUST MAINTAIN BEEN AS USUAL A PINCHO JACKASS

d one dressing corporate is ok, at least, e fine pass OBJ BABA

:-x :-x :-x

OBAMA N BILL CLINTON?

I DEY WAIT FOR OBAMA LIVE PICS WITH ONE PREY ? HIM SEE DEY OUTSIDE LIKE CRAZY, SEE AS HIM DEY LOOK KAKA, EVEN D CAMERAMAN SEF NO NOTICE OBAMA INTENTIONS WITH DAT NICE ASS, D REPORTER JUST PUT AM FOR CNN?

c beta pple

@dani1luv & back belle

u guys r bad child from a good woman


hahahaahahhahahahahaha

@dani1luv

I USE ID TO INDICATE WHO I AM REFERRING TO?

NOT IN SUBJECT ANYMORE BUT IN POST CONTENT

B EASY, MR.

what do u think obama is doing here?

e won copy bill clinton o?

dis guy go like jema?

D1KeleVra:
eeeeeh! when gorilla turn "Mr."?

abeg help me ask am?

oh

@xynerise

yea u r right about dis for u n your b-luv ones

i love tall ladies, 5.8,6

i am about 6.1

On the first day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.
I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.


On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).


On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, Okay God agreed.


On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years?" No way man.
Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."



So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing;
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained.

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