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BUY NOBAZIN DRUG

1 G DOSE WILL KILL IT, U GO SHIT

DONT EAT B4 U TAKE IT, LET ONLY D DRUG STAY IN U BODY, BETTER AT NITE

U WILL GET NOISY STOMACH N LATER RUSH TO THE TOILET

who in dis world will deceive a wealth young guy to do this ,

NA GOD GO PUNISH DAT PERSON

NIGERIANS R SCARE TO MOVE AROUND IN USA

i know of one along ladipo bus stop oshodi road

when u get to ladipo bus stop, ask okada to take u there, all d okada riders know there, its close n walking distance, trekking, they are d best bone setter in oshodi, well known, accident victims, okada incidents, etc

i wish i know d address, but blive me, when u get there, they will take u there ok, ladipo bus stop by mafoluku, just walk straight down, the street, u will meet at the extreme a curve, c turn, from there, u will see there poster

call me when u r in ladipo, i will direct u,

07031866222

sorry to heaqr ur issues

who in dis world will deceive a wealth young guy to do this ,

NA GOD GO PUNISH DAT PERSON

NIGERIANS R SCARE TO MOVE AROUND IN USA

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i dey fear u o[quote author=dani1luv link=topic=370153.msg5164931#msg5164931 date=1261487608][/quote]admin messages?

see enjoyment

agbomekhe

oshioke

osegbeme


atutupoyoyo   -   jos jokin

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aristole

A TYPICAL NIG POLICE FORCE

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'."

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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU self-servicer F**KING LOSE BOY -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

:oI AM SAVING MY YABS 4 better PERSON, me n slowpoke? haba, GOD 4BID

NA BLOOD OF GOD I GO USE PREVENT THIS

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@sophianah

THANKS


I DONT LIKE BEANS BUT AFTER EATING SAME FOOD 4 A WHOLE WEEK, U WILL WANT TO LOOK FOR PROTEIN FOOD, I EAT CHICKEN NOWADAYS BUT BEANS FEW TIME, AND GET SAME HEARTBURN,

HEARTBURN, A BURNING SENSATION IN MY THROAT


ANY TIME I EAT, BEANS,BEAN CAKE(AKA AKARA) AND MOIMOI


I GET HEARTBURN, I EAT WATER FOR HOURS TO COOL IT,

DO I HAVE PROBLEM WITH AMINO ACID?

PLS ADVISE, ANY ISSUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BEN-10

b sincere, u no dis joke b4 nw, check ma history,

u c, i only comment on d joke cos i know i have post dis joke b4 nw n all she could say is, dis, if i start 2 dey yab her life nw, pple go dey beg me 2 stop,

i reserved my comments

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