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[quote author=Okija_juju]Enugu looks rather fhucked up from the Sky!![/quote]Mainly cuz of the rugged topography of the eastern cuesta. All aerial photograph on Enugu must appear phuckd up.

@OP, this is exactly the predicament am in right now.
This dude came to me with a honey coated tongue and made me borrow him some money to pay back in 3 days. My people, this is already 5 weeks and the dude has not redeemed his pledge. He has suddenly become sly. I've asked him of it and he's telling me stories.
In my mind, his ultimatum expires this weekend because I'll visit him come next week with either bakassi boys or trouble-seeking soldiers.

Toks2008: t depends on the type of car you want and the condition.

With 150k, you may be offered a BMW or Toyota with no guarantee whatsoever but this amount can also get you a good opel omega with sound engine and even a year warranty from the seller. so please look before you leap.

@OP... Pls, don't mortgage your (and others) future through the purchase of OMEGA OPEL as a taxi. That carton, sorry vehicle, is literaly bio-degradable. Seriously, it decomposes just like tomatoes would.

freecocoa: ^Alrighty then,you obviously know nothing about my history on this forum for you to think you can get on my nerve especially with the little nonsense you displayed .

You might wanna ask around dude,we don tey for this game but you still dey learn work .

^^^What makes her think I wanna be a co-author in her 'shame-story' (ouch, I didn't say that out loud)?

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Flashaldrin: ahh! Oga na my wife you dey mess with o, pack well.

Aaaah, yeeee, olori ati iyawo baba? Ejoo. My bele dey ground o.

If Obama is seeing things from this perspective that means the 'BIAFRAN DREAM' is still many a light year ahead. SMH.
I better go siddon b4 I wound myself.

freecocoa:

Anumanu,oya let's here what you have to say now since i have no virtue left according to you.

Show me how virtue-full you are .

Ewooo, nwanyi oma, asa mpete, nwa ada igbo, elelebe ejebooru, ogbenye alu, ada ure.
Seems I danced 'AZONTO' on someone's last nerve; should I care?

cog1: From your results,you have bilirubin and urobilinogen 2+
Protein 1+,pus cells 6-10 amongst others clearly pointing to
Liver malfunction and infection.
You can re-run the test to be doubly sure.
A doctor will guide you on treatment options.
Take care.

Thanks... Errhm, but ur making use of the word 'YOU' in place of a more preferable 'the result' is kinda... u know na. LOL, all the same THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

freecocoa: Feck you inside out bascard.

...says d woman of NO virtue!

cog1: Op,your test results are pointing towards Liver problem.
You should go to a hospital and see a doctor for further
Consultation.
Blessed day.

God bless you bro. You ain't far from the truth. Can you be a little bit more specific?

freecocoa: OH please go hang yourself and do the world a huge favor.

Obviously you noticed me therefore my aim has been achieved,no need to waste further time on you.

...says the woman of little virtue'

190: Look who's talking here as if you can boast of GCE @ your age

ugly C.M.F

After I 'liked' your comment, I found out it wasn't enough to calm my emotions about you (no homo feelings). Man, you are one cool dude!

freecocoa: Holy infant jesus!

Firstly OP,have you collected your certificate from your supposed alma mater? If Yes, please tear it,pour fuel on it and burn it up,if NO, please i beg you in the name of sango don't collect it,just leave it to the school,I'm sure compiling it is\would even be a problem for them.

Then please and please go back to school,start from JSS3 atleast,while you are at it,dump that crazy and selfish girl,I'm sure she's part of the reason why you couldn't concentrate in school.

^^^Outright abuse of comma. Stop inserting 'commas' if you know you won't succeed it with a 'space'.
I know it's traditional for you to reply with 'you've been noticed...,' who cares! I only want to prove that humans can't achieve perfection (am not justifying the guy's english o) but we must learn to make constructive criticisms and not sadistic condemnation.
BTW, I never read any part where the guy said he met the girl whilst an undergraduate. Must be of your own CONJUR.

shizzle11: Damn it! Guy, your command of english language is very pathetic, and when did 3 dots replace punctuations?. I almost got brain damage from reading this, gosh!

^^^The last time I checked, we don't add a 'full-stop' immediately after a 'question mark', Mr ITK.

chy22: It simply means the owner of that test result is already dead. I mean dead man walking

Thanks...

Please, I need help asap.

Please, I need help asap...

Dear Doctors, I've got this lab diagnosis result which I need in-house help to analyze. Though the lab scientist already briefed us on the possible ailment as denoted by the tests conducted, I still want to have your views on the authenticity of lab scientist's claims.
NB: I won't include the lab scientist's FINAL REMARK in order not to introduce bias into your minds. Thanks.

[quote author=alhussangle@gma]Now the uncircumcised IDIOTS will say only the North is not safe for the NYSC boys. Stupid Gentiles.[/quote]Something doesn't add up here. I thought we (Southerners) refer to you guys as UNCIRCUMCISED...

jenti: You are a liar. Where is this school.Describe how to get there. This guy is a staff/ surrogate of NUC

Seriously, are you sure you're in your right senses? Why all these mis-channelled Aggression? I'll advise you channel it into boxing. For your information, I was born and bred in Aba and the said ESUT satellite campus is at Eziama High School. BTW, I hope you ain't trying to sound smart when you alleged me to be a staff of NUC because I'ld be happier if I am; NUC pays dude!!!

slimdiggi: I can condone shoes,bags etc 4rm aba bt a university? NUC t.h.a.n.k y.o.u!

My bro, if u see the school u go cry a lagoon. Inside one dilapidated public secondary school. As devil wan punish, rain dey fall when NUC arrived. Kai, dem dey conduct lecture under an algae infested building with leaking roof, no doors and windows. To get a better picture of the institutions, one just have to imagine an ideal NIGERIAN government secondary school and you will understand the condition under which people were recieving lectures.

NTA Aba operates 24 hours.

Following the ongoing assessment and accreditation exercise by the NUC, both ESUT and ABSU satellite campuses located in Aba metropolis has been temporarily SHUTDOWN due to poor infrastructural facilities.

Source: NTA ABA NEWS

donigspain: Please, can anyone from the SOUTHEAST recall the infamous GHOST of MR. OKPONKU who is believed to have died in service as a teacher and is always associated with quite and/or windy conditions? His 'ghost' is believed to haunt students especially innocent primary school pupils.
I still recall vividly the days of military rule. Then, the military governor of Abia state in the person of Col. Ike Nwosu used to pursue students to school with 'koboko'. Dem no born u well to dey swagger for road with ur school uniform when it's already past 8am on a school day. Who say military no value education?

Col. Ike Nwosu
Great disciplinarian!

Please, can anyone from the SOUTHEAST recall the infamous GHOST of MR. OKPONKU who is believed to have died in service as a teacher and is always associated with quite and/or windy conditions? His 'ghost' is believed to haunt students especially innocent primary school pupils.
I still recall vividly the days of military rule. Then, the military governor of Abia state in the person of Col. Ike Nwosu used to pursue students to school with 'koboko'. Dem no born u well to dey swagger for road with ur school uniform when it's already past 8am on a school day. Who say military no value education?

mrkels: You don dey lie like ur papa and mama now say na only first yu dey carry

My bro, no be lie matter o. I still got my 'REPORT CARD' in my archives.
Funny thing is that the 'TEACHER'S REMARK' of my report card ALWAYS reads: Brilliant and Hardworking but he plays too much.
Kai, if u see my 'white' uniform dat time eh, u go fear. I played sotaay our teacher dey shame to present me as the class monitor and best student.

Sweet Memories:
PRI 1 - I was appointed the class monitor simply bcuz I lifted HALF block.
PRI 2 - Recognized by the HEADMASTER for conducting a solo 'sting' operation which led to the STATE expulsion of an ogbanje dude in my school.
PRI 3 - I was tortured by a macho dude in my class for exposing his after-school profession which is grinding pepper in the market.
PRI 4 - I was given a BLACK EYE by a much smaller troublesome dude in my class. My class gals had to press d eye wit ice blocks and rubb.
PRI 5 - I stayed back at school crying until it got dark cuz I came 2nd in a class of about 50. My 1st time of leaving 1st position.
PRI 6 - Became the overall school MONITOR (Head Boy) and finally reclaimed my 1st position from Isani Ogwo. That guy terrorised me academically.

Chaydee: and hw many Ojoro we dan do 4u
Which Useless club u dey support sev cos I only knw about 2 clubs i.e Manchester united and Others

HALA MADRID!!!
I've got the Madridismo in me!