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RomanceRe: How To Propose To Your Girl by donigspain(m): 8:54pm On Jun 11, 2012
AFRICAN STYLE:
Simply 'propose' to the girl's father...
IGBO STYLE:
...with a bottle of hot drink and goat leg.
HAUSA STYLE:
...with 3 camels.
YORUBA STYLE:
...go with anything when she's in her fifth pregnancy.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by donigspain(m): 12:47pm On Jun 10, 2012
PeterKbaba: I think he meant The Redeem Christian Church of God..... Just watching that on TV now.
»»Exhales«« But all are still humans (loved ones). GOD HELP US.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by donigspain(m): 12:40pm On Jun 10, 2012
skyflash: Its not ECWA but christ chosen church of God that is close to ECWA it had a direct impact that destroyed that church.
Did you just say 'CHRIST CHOSEN CHURCH OF GOD'?
Please GOD, help my people o.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by donigspain(m): 12:39pm On Jun 10, 2012
skyflash: Its not ECWA but christ chosen church of God that is close to ECWA it had a direct impact that destroyed that church.
NA WA O
Foreign AffairsRe: Somalia's Al-shabaab Offers Reward For Capture Of Obama by donigspain(m): 11:41am On Jun 10, 2012
skyflash: Bomb blast in jos just now at rukuba road. in a church.
Please, tell me you're joking...
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by donigspain(m): 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2012
yuzedo: Lmfaoo!! grin
I love how this totally innocous topic has brewed war amongst humans. . See slugfest na?! grin

We are impressed. Now run along
!
Nna, I na-emechu anyi bu Ndigbo ihu ebe a. Amaghi m na onwere onye mba m ga ezuzu in dis kinda way. Biko gbalia muta ka esi asopuru ndi toro gi.

NB: oh, u knew d topic is quite innocuous and you went ahead to spit out offensive/abusive words on the person of our PRESIDENT. If a dog could be YOUR president that means u are LESS a dog.
SportsRe: Christian Obodo Kidnapped In Effurun, Delta by donigspain(m): 12:16pm On Jun 09, 2012
Too bad! How will foreign investors come when they will be targets of kidnapping and possibly assassination?
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by donigspain(m): 12:05pm On Jun 09, 2012
An animal now takes over the duty of a human... May it not be my portion IJN.

»»SickEarth««
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by donigspain(m): 12:01pm On Jun 09, 2012
yuzedo: shocked What a fantastic dog!!! I love it! embarassed
I wish I can adopt this blessed dog! It is worth more than 1m terrible humans we come across everyday and I daresay more intelligent, sensitive and caring than our president! Yes, this dog will make a better president than GEJ, only that we must not appoint any calabar man to its cabinet, b4 they kidnap the poor canine and send 404 bills to the National Assembly! grin grin grin
In as much as am 'naturally' compelled to rain curses, abuses and insults on you, I will still subdue that 'natural' urge so as to prove MATURITY.
All I can say is: may God have mercy on your SOUL.
BusinessRe: A Business Plan On Palm-oil Processing by donigspain(m): 10:37am On Jun 08, 2012
Am interested... Already I have a palm plantation that is producing for local market but I would like to further enlarge my catchment area. donigspain@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Its The Third Time My Girlfriend Has Threatened To Castrate Me. . . by donigspain(m): 10:54pm On Jun 07, 2012
swisscash: ^^^ walahi, see if u let me unleash my e-anger on u, u will ever regret coming to the romance section! U think its morons like dos ur family in jokes section that is here. Just waka pass.
Abeg, no show urself 4 here... He (bin) asked u a question and u are here proudn/blabbn wit ur supposed tongue-lashn prowess.
Who even prides with BAD attitude?
NYSCRe: Corpers To Get N200k After Service? by donigspain(m): 10:23am On Jun 07, 2012
@OP... If true, it will go a LONG way to establish entrepreneur-minded graduates as some are handicapped financially.
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donigspain(m): 8:24pm On Jun 02, 2012
When ur school authority paired u with a macho gay roomie...
When you're offered employment in Nigerian Railway Corporation...
U've got a leaking roof (directly above ur bed), u invited ur new catch and it starts raining...
Ur gf is a waitress in a 'mama put' joint...
U're sharing a room with a Mountain of Fire worshipper...

MORE TO COME.
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by donigspain(m): 11:15pm On May 31, 2012
lilkech: i hope the above is not your reason for being an atheist

and please lets name some other things that came with the oyibo's and THEIR slavery ? . . . clothes, standard houses, roads, condoms, cars, boats, planes, phones, pc's . . . even the ENGLISH language which you are posting with here all came from them.

You make use of ALL THE GIFTS they brought here but dont regard their bible. Why dont u currently wear sack cloth and animal skin, trek to and from north to south then speak one '+%₹¤§' language as your fore fathers did ? Why did u even try to go to school to think like the oyibo's ? dont you detest them for bringing THEIR bible to your country ?

if this isn't classic hypocritical behaviour then i wonder what is
^^^Reminds me of 'FATALITY, BRUTALITY, FINISH HIM, ANIMALITY, BABALITY and FLAWLESS VICTORY' in mortal kombat...
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by donigspain(m): 11:10pm On May 31, 2012
My brothers, you people have got lots of time in your hands for you to have had the time to debate with LOGICBOY... Rejecting 1% while holding on to 99% of that same phenomenon seems to me as HYPOCRISY.


'DO NOT BE UNEQUALLY YOKED WITH UNBELIEVERS'
Nairaland GeneralDoes Examination Represent The True Test Of Knowledge? by donigspain(op):
YOUR OPINIONS pls.
Science/TechnologyRe: GLOBAL WARMING: Temperatures Could Rise By 3C By 2050, Models Suggest by donigspain(m): 10:12pm On May 31, 2012
Further rise in global average temperature will result to the melting of the cryosphere which directly will lead to an average rise in sea level and finally, the submergence of coastal settlements.
we better pray it does not happen.
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by donigspain(m): 10:00pm On May 31, 2012
logicboy: You're a slave. Slave to a religion that enslaved your Nigerian forefathers. When faced with the truth, you run to your white Jesus (Yes, Jesus is painted as a white man in your church) like a good slave.



There are only 2 things that pain me about this

1) There are too many Nigerians that think like you

2) You are not paying your tithes to me (I wont buy private jets, just bullet proof limos grin)
A new 'TITLE' which I gladly will oblige.

»»singshymn««
When I survey
the wonderous cross...
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by donigspain(m): 9:30pm On May 31, 2012
1. Even if it was later proved that the HOLY BIBLE is but a mere work of fiction; I will still REVERE it...©
2. Even if it was later discovered that JESUS CHRIST never existed; I will still acknowledge His DIVINITY...©
3. Even if it was empirically certified that CHRISTIANS are deluded, myopic and brainwashed sect; I will still gladly live my life with those 'TITLES'...©

If e dey pain u, kindly DIE off...®

»»myopinion««
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed, Village Head Beheaded In Cross River Communal Clash by donigspain(m): 6:46pm On May 30, 2012
nchewi: Obubra is in cross river.
It doesn't even share a boundary with A.K.S. Get ur facts right b4 posting Son.
I admit having mixed up the states. Obubra still remains a boundary community. If you had read my post thoroughly, you would notice I was talking about them fighting another boundary village in EBONYI STATE (not AKS as u wrongly inferred). I hope I clarified you, DAD?
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed, Village Head Beheaded In Cross River Communal Clash by donigspain(m): 6:16pm On May 30, 2012
careytommy: You shouldn't have replied the fool. Let him carry-on with his 'they are all cannibals' talk.
Bro, I accept having made a mistake with the state but it does not cancel my stance on their acts of cannibalism (only at war times).
Must you resort to insults? Am sorry to disappoint you because I don't play low.
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed, Village Head Beheaded In Cross River Communal Clash by donigspain(m):
[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]I'm not sure of the bolded.[/quote]Okimbongha Village in Obubra L.G.A of Cross River state.
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed, Village Head Beheaded In Cross River Communal Clash by donigspain(m): 8:51pm On May 29, 2012
nison: Why r u tekin it so personal? Young man in life we disagree 2 agree, wot's ur beef wit Aks? 've u heard from both sides Mr Chief Judge?
Sorry if it hurts but Nchara simply spoke the truth.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Southern Nigerians Underestimate Their Northern Counterparts? by donigspain(m): 7:53pm On May 29, 2012
@OP... I don't think 'UNDERESTIMATE' is the right term for the Southern Nigerians' stereotypical perception of Northern Nigeria. We (southerners) do not understimate the LATENT capabilities, abilities and prowess of Northerners if provided with same opportunities (dynamic ideology, infrastructure, exposure etc) as with the southerners. The fact is: as long as these 'opportunities' are not provided, Northern Nigeria will continue to be in a relegated position...


»»exclusivelymyopinion««
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed, Village Head Beheaded In Cross River Communal Clash by donigspain(m): 7:31pm On May 29, 2012
[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]I'm not sure of the bolded.[/quote]»»RESEARCH««

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