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Who are dis pple?

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D boy don pass

Sorry itz mobiplanet.in,

shebi, d guy ask 4 file sharing site?
& i gave him plenti

Chei! All dis pikin don spoil!

@ikeyman,
i dont know when you were appointed P.R.O of nairaland?
I must assume you are a cowardly cretin, who only becomes superman on d internet!
I should insult you, but u are not worth d typing!
Next time, use dat sorry excuse of a brain, b4 hitting the keyboard.

U wan take kuli-kuli do walking stick?

U fit chop 10naira biscuit, beat hulk hogan?

Abi u wan call crocodile bingo?

I just came back 4rm abk,ogun state to my fathers hse in lagos! & i havent spent upto 2days here, am already being told to get ready 2 travel to abuja, to stay wif ma big sis!
I said i dont want to go, & my mum is already ranting abt how i dont want 2 go & enjoy myself in abuja.
The thing is, i just dont fancy abuja 4 anytin! Even if itz d capital & all. & as for d enjoyment, letz just say i rock abk nite life more than even lagos, cos i stay on my own! Not 2 talk of sampling indigene girls among oda things!
So what d hell am i looking for in abuja?
Whatz the big deal with the place anyway?
While Pple are just looking @ me like am passing up d chance of a lifetime, i also look @ dem as fools!

Watz in abuja dat u cant get in lagos?

Guvnor abi Gardners daughter?

Somali pirate

Cdma 2 Gsm! notin short of vodoo, will accomplish dat!

U can only unlock visafone 2 use with oda cdma lines, & even dat is a long shot

Hilarious

Gay pastor

Oya na! I want 2 vote o! U neva put 4 & 5

Shit!

Y na?

Its improved a bit!

Its improved a bit!

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Does dat boy look 17? Or 25?

Yes am back! I was just a lil bit miffed, u know!
Am cool now!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

A man was praying to god. He said, "God?" God responded, "Yes?" And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead", God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." The man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny." So the man said, "God can I have a penny?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!, just a second."

Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Conscience5. Jockey Shorts6. Clean Sheets7. Thighs8. Big Johnson9. Heavy Bosum10. Merry CherryAt the Post:They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.Heavy Bosum is being pressured.Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top.Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.Big Johnson is making a final drive.Passionate Lady is coming. @ The Finish It's Big Johnson giving evrytin he's got and Passionate Lady takes evrytin Big Johnson has to offer.It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.Clean Sheets never had a chance!

I laugh,
i laughed,
in fact, i laughed again,
i continued laughing!

Correct joke

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U can even get latest 9ja videos of popular musicians

Thanks! Mr seun!

Thank you!