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Wap.ng.zain.com!
Abi i no try?

Abi o!
Is is not d same gprs, dat we have using since 2005 and beyond?

Ehen?
Pass me d trick na?
Honsule

Watz going on?

zain has finally blocked my fbt

Wetin happen to zain?

the whole world is laughing at america

he is a fool!

let me go and try dat mobicrazy site sef!

here we go again

fadajasi, make we chat 4 messenger now?

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please". With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Bleep me!" to which the guy replies, "Make it 100 then, "
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A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Let's see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine, "

My uncle got AIDS and evribody cried!
A year after and he still kicking it like a G.
U gotta take ur meds, thats what!

Just dont kill urself, its a sin.
At least ur unborn baby wont get it.
Why stress urself?

Yer gonna live to d ripe ol age of 115.
Take care!

Una don spoil me ooo!
Wetin i fyn come hia?
And am only 19

Studio, i have neva seen u giggle b4?
Drop ur own joke,make i see! Please?

All of una need injection!

Who lefted you out?

:-x

It doesnt make sense

Wait a week

Legal Mouth Gig!
*excellent*

Magnificent

To be a patriotic citizen

Damn

What of peeps who were pregnant for 3 yrs?

Where is HOLYRULE?
I don dey miss dat guy!
Esp as fone sect dry now.
Help me find him.

@Clemcykul
what is sicking you?
I recomend 50cents (GET UP) for u.
Dance and 4get ur sicking

Where dat boy, wey won obtain my eyes water?

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"