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Glo prepaid CC for me is RC (reffering center)!
Becos for evri little problem, they refer you to their office, they cant even dictate manual config for sme1, na minus ten dem be.

For d sake of the children!
He should leave them with the grandparents, because a stepmum will ruin their lives!
Or else he is prepared to remain single 4 d rest of his life

Meaning say, evri bodi jus dey brag for zain front without releasing the juju, they put inside dier opera

For d sake of the children!
He should leave them with the grandparents, because a stepmum will ruin their lives!
Or else he is prepared to remain single 4 d rest of his life

On the other hand, u've totally spoilt my mood 2day!

The philosophy behind that single sentence, is the backbone of all the other principles that guide my life!
Capiche?

The philosophy behind that single sentence, is the backbone of all the other principles that guide my life!
Capiche?

I would have called u a fool! But i wont, instead i will try to explain & see if you can comprehend!

I pity some people

@ dragnet,

in dis hell dat we live in, privacy is the last of all free things!

So he should be a man & face his girlfriend, rather than sneaking 4rm behind.
SIMPLE

:-x

Perv

The damn bleeper had to balance agege bread on his head?
Couldnt even buy leventis!

Any UNAAB mini campus student here?

My fone cant take auto config, so sme1 should please confirm that!

Ojb jezreel,
dat guy is consistent

Sme1 who is unable to understand the concept of humanity & humans, in other words, a bigot

Post d answer, na?

Must u shout?

Dependancy

In terms of quality of service, itz zain!
But in terms of speed, itz etisalat!
Na MTN carry last

Of all phones?
You had to pick sagem?

Name & model needed, if u want any help!

Or goto dmc.ng.zain.com and do it urself

Na noise i just dey hear since morning

Apa lon je be

Wait na!

Immediatly the man touched ground, he saw the statue from afar chasing him!
So he started to run, as fast as his legs could carry him!
And after running for 3 hrs, he discovered dat the statue was still chasing him & was abt to catch him.
Exhausted and thirsty from the chase, he fell down, panting and waited for the worst to happen.

But to his suprise, when the creature caught up with him, it only touched his hand & shouted "i touch you back"

&
started sprinting back to its masters office!

Dat was when he realised that it was a game all along

And started to chase dis man, the man ran down the stairs straight into a cab! But the statue increased its speed & kept chasing the cab!
The fuel in the cab, eventually finished & the man got down and ran into a train, @ the last bustop, he met the statue waiting for him, so he hopped on a motorcycle and sped to the airport, where he quickly boarded a plane abt to take off.
30 mins into the flight, he saw the same statue approaching him.
So he took the nearest parachute and jumped out the window!

A man came to congratulate his friend on his new office. As he was admiring the office, he came across a life sized bronze statue of a man, labelled "dont touch".
But out of curiousity, he placed his little finger on it, & immediatly, the statue opened its eyes!

T0uCh Y0u b@ck!

Why the dilly dallying?