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Politics / Re: How Lion Of Judah Prophet Akinade Is Defrauding His Congregation by donjon: 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2011
Abi
Jokes Etc / Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by donjon: 6:11pm On Feb 05, 2011
confirm
Nairaland / General / Re: Confusion Over Self-confessed Witch by donjon: 6:05pm On Feb 05, 2011
Dem neva take oruka wooze u b4!
There is more to this physical earth than you know!
Crime / Re: Gun Laws In Nigeria by donjon: 8:18pm On Feb 04, 2011
Dey there!
Crime / Re: Gun Laws In Nigeria by donjon: 2:05am On Feb 04, 2011
Go & sleep!
30 naira bullet will waste u with immediate alacrity!
Na GOD dey protect person!
Nairaland / General / Re: Confusion Over Self-confessed Witch by donjon: 2:01am On Feb 04, 2011
See as i dey laugh for 2am!
Nairaland / General / Re: May 21, 2011 Is Judgment Day! by donjon: 10:50pm On Feb 03, 2011
Stop wasting bandwith!
Nairaland / General / Re: Confusion Over Self-confessed Witch by donjon: 10:48pm On Feb 03, 2011
Na GOD catch am!
Politics / Re: Sarah Jubril Takes Jonathan To Court by donjon: 8:00am On Jan 27, 2011
Would sme1 tell those guys to stop dissing each oda over bbc!
U left a relevant issue alone & began flinging mud
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Discover Nairaland? by donjon: 7:48am On Jan 27, 2011
I was kinda motivated by other things for a while!
But since u're the inhouse investigator!
Donjon is my 2nd handle.
Use ur iq to figure out wat happend to jnoz23!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Appoints Ojukwu's Wife As Special Assistant by donjon: 7:20pm On Jan 26, 2011
Why u dey tink reach dat angle na?
because she yellow?
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Discover Nairaland? by donjon: 7:13pm On Jan 26, 2011
Cant really remember!
Smetin abt rita dominic & if she was hot or not!
&
BAAMMM!
Nairaland came and took my pain away!
Since 2006!
Jokes Etc / Re: Hon. Obahiagbon After Losing The Acn Primaries: by donjon: 6:59pm On Jan 26, 2011
Dem suppose noise 1 bottle 4 d guy head! Sharp sharp
Phones / Re: MTN Magic Number Is Too Cheap. by donjon: 6:52pm On Jan 26, 2011
aha!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Appoints Ojukwu's Wife As Special Assistant by donjon: 6:50pm On Jan 26, 2011
Pres. Jonathan,
i love you like a broda, but you have got to stop acting on impulse!
Politics / Re: Sarah Jubril Takes Jonathan To Court by donjon: 6:02pm On Jan 26, 2011
Did the minister of women affairs vote 4 her?
Cos i'm still trying to determine d identity of that voter!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would Happen If Google Suddenly Becomes Self Aware? by donjon: 5:57pm On Jan 26, 2011
Pull the plug!
Quick!
I dont have time for any john connor sh¡t
Politics / Re: Bbc Africa's "what Do You Think Of Nigeria" A Sensible Forum? by donjon: 5:51pm On Jan 26, 2011
I tink we are d best! Wherever we go, we stand out & get noticed!
Granted, we have yahoo boiz, drug couriers, 419 syndicates & all sorts of bad guys

but we also have the best minds & skills & THEY know it!

Anything they try, we can do better- if given the chance.

And like i always say " only in d hse of a great man, will u find differnt personalities "
Politics / Re: Sarah Jubril Takes Jonathan To Court by donjon: 5:32pm On Jan 26, 2011
D funny thing is, after the primaries, while atiku was doing d disappearing act, she was grinning @ d cameras!
Ergo,

she didnt buy the nomination form with her own money! So she didnt care if it went down d drain.

Dat money would have sent 1 or 2 more patients to india for corrective surgery!

Like harry bowling, i believe dat there should always be room 4 one more in saddler street!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Injured Yoruba Woman by donjon: 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2010
Una C wetin remixing dey cause?
No bi even remix, na miming!
Crime / Re: 17-year-old Peace Asukwo Commits Suicide Over Disagreement With Yoruba Boyfriend by donjon: 5:23pm On Dec 11, 2010
Foolish boy that could not date his age mate!
Jokes Etc / Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by donjon: 7:17am On Dec 09, 2010
Save me lord!
Culture / Re: Do You Smoke Igbo? (Marijuana Or Weed) by donjon: 6:19am On Dec 09, 2010
Anyway, am pro-ganja & notin do me! I know peeps in my skool who started 22yrs ago & are still gallant! In my hood, there is notin like police harrassment, because they are paid protection money regularly & on time too
Nairaland / General / Re: My Girlfriend Is A Witch by donjon: 5:43am On Dec 09, 2010
Please smoke some more weed! E be like say u neva belle fooool, ,,
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by donjon: 5:41am On Dec 09, 2010
U say u are bros here?
Have u waka pass d 32 schools of comedy b4?
O boy, dont talking dat tin again o!

C now! U have let us vex,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by donjon: 5:30am On Dec 09, 2010
I'm oghenekome from isoko north, but born & bred in lagos.
Thanks 4 keeping it real since 2007.
Notin do una!

Since na christmas we dey, let me drop my digits 4 social purposes! >>>08160581276<<<
Romance / Re: Y We Have More Virgin Ladies Dis Days by donjon: 5:18am On Dec 09, 2010
I don die! OMG!
Crime / Re: Accused Of Witchcraft Father Bathed Son With Acid by donjon: 5:00am On Dec 09, 2010
I honestly feel u, but take it easy!
Crime / Re: Tenant Killed By Holy Ghost Fire Argument by donjon: 4:49am On Dec 09, 2010
"opiate of the poor"
so on point
Nairaland / General / Re: Risk Of Creating A Wikileak Mirror by donjon: 4:30am On Dec 09, 2010
How will u get ur documents?

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