₦airaland Forum

blackwood:
Was flashed by this same number, Thank God I did not have credit to call back O! I thought my chevron application don enter

lol
Na God save you

diluminati:
then whats the need of heavily armed security guards around atms and the bank premises? I thought it was a normal thing with all banks until tonight i saw differently in Ghana. and about the banks not having money, please shattap, coz i withdrew almost 500k in naira, thats more than 800 cedis from the atm just now

na dis kind lie dey make mikel score goal

paulinemimi:
Happy Birthday tuyuuuuuuu(X2)
Happy bday! Happy bday
Happy bday tuyu.......
Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurray!
Ve fun Dobkaz it's ur day do enuuf shakara ooh

thanks dear

At last!!!

Happy birthday to me.

I rep 20th october!!!

@the author of this post

You are in your "late twenty something" and you are busy writing 10 things you find unattractive in men.

By the time you will reach your late thirty something, you will have only one thing in mind: oh Lord! Let your will be done.

Toh...

When you go to rome behave like the romans

MarvellousGod:
..... This one na by force...




what about this??

hahahahhahaahaha

Lwtmb

Lol

Cancer tins!!!

Wait o...

After they have ran out of ammunitions they now want to negotiate.

Nigeria should not participate in that negotiation.

The war has been won already!!!

#good luck Nigeria

Interesting.

But their mother sha...

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Every time I read stories like this, the next thing I do is to grab my book and start reading...but when saturday reaches I find myself running to go and watch chelsea's match.

Na wa oo

Pervert1:
ya bro,it pissed me off when I visit a female friend's wall on facebook and I see stuffs like..."thanks dear for accepting me". Geez,that's fuk up.

that can be forgiven.

But some guys go as far as "thanks for sending me a request"

Ah don hear you

Dats gud

yuncka:
This is unfair o, whereas bokoharam soldiers are earning more wit even 75virgin allowance.

plus extra seven virgins after their death

Rexxie:
You what?haba! Dontcha have reverse gear?

what is this one saying??

Attorney1Lawz:
WELL,I HAVE A PHILOSOPHY FOR PEOPLE WHO CLAIM NOT BE ABLE TO DECIPHER SUCCESS AND EXCELLENCE EASILY, especially if they can't see thru the eyes of their mind and body readily.- I SAY TO THEM, LIFE AIN'T EASY FOR THE BLIND, JUST PRAY FOR VISIONARIES - they help salvage ur situation.

story story...

Tolexander:
still trying to understand the wonder in these cars that weren't manufactured from the scratch!

Moreover, i've seen these times without number.

I taught I was the only one that observed this

Nice

So true

SMALLPENIS:
do you know that it has never been proven or recorded in history that ostriches bury their head in the sand to hide. It is all a myth.
You can ask google if you dont believe me.

mhmm really??

Now I know

The day hin charm go fail am, chai!!!

#Good luck Nigeria

I can't ask God questions bt I know this boko haram menace will soon be over!

#God bless nigeria

#matter is anything that has weight and can occupy space#

Will be right back

#matter is anything that has weight and can occupy space#

Will be right back

I noticed a trend:

The poorer the country, the richer the president.

masterpower:
He is a ritualist just like many others. Their end will always let u know what they are/were.
They are all blood suckers.
When they have taken the blood of the victim/s what would they need the truck again for?

stay there and be looking for an excuse for your laziness.

#people calling a successful man a ritual~ist since 1914#

Why is almost every one more concerned about Adolf Hitler's "one ball" fact

BTW, 'the ostrich's eyes is bigger than its brain'» What do you expect from a bird that in times of trouble hides its head and leaves its whole body exposed