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Ok...but dah one involving the US

Pls do that quickly.am tired

Thank God for making me a Nigerian!

technophile: 10. India 99 - 1 Nigeria
After India have beaten us 99 - 0, they now said if we can score just only 1 goal we have won the match. That was when Okparaji stepped in, as he was about to kick ball like this, the ball just turn into a big rock, but he managed to put the ball into the net sha and he collapsed. That's why FIFA banned India from playing football till today o.

exactly what i was made to believe!

sureteeboy: It's good to see that you added the word struggle. 512MB is enough to play FIFA14.

ok thanks

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

kai...some one is feeling you here!

chulla12: I agree...fake news.

i thought i was the only one smelling lies here

Op u dy mad!

sureteeboy: That's the problem Bro. Tecno D5 is one of the first generation android phones produced by TECNO with a RAM less than 512mb and a ROM less than 4GB.

pls doz that mean a phone with RAM of 512mb and ROM of 4gb would struggle to play fifa14 and other apps? Cos am planning to get one soon.

I have been enjoying my Glo for quite sometime now

*Sipping my kunu quietly and looking around*

These soldiers have a there,y cant the govt fully equip them

I think say ebola don kill bokoharam finish

belloahmad: help me ask her abeg

most of the Mods na jealosy dey worry them.

andy24: Emmanuel Uduaghan, na ur mate be this

hin mates dey commision stadiums, uduaghan dey commision swimming pool!

priscaoge: The Mods have answers to this

which is?

More of these please!

Burnley, you are going down!

now this would be interesting!

In the case of the colapse of a building investigation must be carried out to know the cause .whether its caused by a natural factor or by the use of poor materials.

And this death sentence will only be executed on the poor landlords while the rich get away with it
BTW, this should not be nigeria's topmost priority now

The end of boko haram is near!

Since the outbreak of ebola virus in nigeria, boko haram have been completely forgotten.

The US army came and shouted, dem no gree.
Nigerian army shouted, dm shout back.
Gooluck beg, for where!
Now nigerians have neglected them and it seems we are moving in the right direction

Kudos naija! We are winning the war!

blakky97: Exactly!
My cousin is in Mobil. I won't say what she studies because she's a true-blue Nairalander and chances are that she will know its me referring to her.

i know someone who read igbo in school, but his working in a bank now

Rip sir!

May God grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss.

Hahaha...this got me laughing.

On a serious note,if it likes it should be insecticide sef.it should be tested,then it should be used. afterall the patients have nothing to lose.

America with their badbelle!

Mhmm... this post sef!

Shaa,i pray its true

This post is definitely not from a nigerian perspective.

In nigeria,what you study does not matter.with 'long legs' you can work any where you want.

No wahala!

I will withdraw only thrice from other banks atm every month.

Una no fit steal my money!

Atleast the men are picking up

Up naija!

iconize: Wonder kid..

But honestly I don't like peeps calling Iheanacho a striker, he's more of an attacking mid-fielder.
Or do we say he's a false 9...

you are absolutely right!

That 'striker' tag is taking some shine from his impressive goals and assists tally

Austyn44: We don't have mermaids in naija only mami-water and na wrapper Dem dey tie.