Histrings08:
Tz like something is wrong with that seat of power... All of dem will look promising nd when they get there, they'll start to falter

xreal:
OP why?
I only opened this thread to see if I made the list, I am dissapointed.

Is it because I got committed after I sensed that my football career was over?

OkuFaba:
She cant chop small cane, but she can do deep throat with BIG PREEK

DanseMacabre:
And him still lean like this? Abeg this one na all this small charm wey the food go dey enter the spectators/bystanders dem belle.


Thought he was a genuine gourmand.

mulante:
I am sooo gonna be calling my wife Mrs. O'cumbungles tonight. While I will be Sir Wee Moustache.

Oh God! I pray it rains tonight.

BiafraBushBoy:
Source: http://topwritersden.com/triplets-ghetto-kids-zero-to-stardom/

lalasticlala let's celebrate these children please. It was difficult getting this research.

NwaAmaikpe:


Never trust a woman.

Never!!
Their reasoning is based on their emotions.

They fake their love
They fake orgasms
They fake their smile
They fake their ass
They fake their boobs
They fake their steps
They fake everything.
They fake their moans
They fake their age
They fake their complexion
They fake their heights
They fake their voice.
They fake their tears

The only real thing about them is their treachery.

NwaAmaikpe:


Nigerian police are so bad..


They've beat those guys so much that they now look like Chinese.

NwaAmaikpe:


The human body without a head actually looks like a dressed turkey

sixtuschimere:
From the little I could understand from the story shared in Hausa by Hausa Daily,a 70-year-old man named Aminu Bello popularly known Babangida in Gaida raped his granddaughter's friend's daughter who is 8-years-old.It appears that he gave her N400 after raping her.

Policemen have taken over the case.He will soon be charged to court.What is this world turning into?I am not pretty sure where Gaida is situated but google search revealed that it is in Kano.

Our Hausa readers should please explain more with the help of the screenshot below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/70-year-old-man-rpes-8-year-old-girl-in.html

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Interested in turning just $10 into life-time changing money?
only two interested persons I need...


quote me if you're interested...just two peole

malton:


I get torn between ignoring and responding to people who speak with as much ignorance as you do. However, you sound reasonable, and I believe that you are a sensible person.

You brought the religious angle, and I responded to that.

Can you name one tribe from the middle belt on whose toes your people have not stepped?

Do the Fulani Murderers tell a Gwari person from a Tiv man whenever they go on rampage?

From Southern Kaduna through Plateau and Benue, have we not all shed the same tears? We have all fallen victims to your people one way or another.

When you are that person, everybody has to hate you, and justifiably so. What have you done to earn the love of any middle beltan?

I give it to you people for acting strategically for so long. But hey, even the best legs get weary; give it up - you've been found out.

We are peace loving people, sure, but you see, there's only so much that one can swallow and tolerate.