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love-vendor my ride is a show, thats wat the topic is abt. The show and not ur ability to love-vendor your own ride.

On Beyonce's new Swizz Beatz produced single, "Ring The Alarm", Beyonce is strongly sending a message to someone to stay the hell away from her man!
A lot of speculators have wondered if Beyonce is speaking of anyone specific when she vocalizes, "I'll be damned if I see another
chick on your arm!"

A lot of speculation goes directly to, Rihanna,

love-vendor my ride is converting dead cars to spectavular cars not buying wonderful cars

don jazzie:
Do u really stay in lag? because u dey disappoint me big tyme, or u nor dey commot.jst tell someone to try and take u around.make your eye open(lol)

I don't believe the show can happen in Nigeria but we can personally love-vendor our rides not sum1 do it for us for a show

Do u expect sum1 who sang "I love girls girls girls" to stick to just one girl? If they are getting married, they should get married. All these years of dating is getting too long abi it's just film trick. Jay-Z is doin Beyonce a favor , he is a big boi

Oracle:
Shut up donmayor,
i hate it when all you have to say is nonsense.
besides, the devil was in heaven-- the only problem is that he can't go back

Didn't u study english? "has of going to heaven", it's future. The devil has no chance of goin to heaven although he was there, Anyway that still does not mean love-vendor my ride is goin to occur in Nigeria. It can't and it won't. I was just using that expression to describe the impossibility and I wonder if Oracle has anything better to say to that

Accept my apologies . I was just obeying mochafella's advice that we rent a room, i have to know ur taste but no vex sha my question was asked in gud faith

soulpatrol, na sheraton or hilton u want?

chics dey self-service too o. I don't want it to be said that I posted my pics in a forum. You know future big boys have to be careful wat they do . The bible talk say he that is without sin cast the first stone. I cast my stone because I know say I no get wahala

Ohhhh, me no know o say original ipod na original ipod. I saw fake ipod nano today at ikeja, it is capable of deceiving anybody only that the apple logo was not at the bac and it was 256MB. Chics loved to be wowed. You wan lie say gadgets no dey make u trip sometimes? When a chic looks at ur fone she would decide in her mind that this is a big boy, let me start eyein him

YOu are daring me to put my pics on this site? I won't, I don't want them girls here to be wankin over me, They can stick to Terrence

davidylan:
Yeah, its the most "peacefull" religion i have ever seen! Are we blind? Cant we see the peace in Lebanon, Iran, Syria, Palestine, Iraq, Sudan, Somalia, Niger, Chad, Pakistan?
Is Osama not one of the most peaceful men in the world?
Wow, so much "peace and tranquility", i wish i had found out earlier!

ALA the slogan for the Nigerian Polica Force:

[size=13pt]The Terrorist is your friend, [/size]

The pic is unacceptable. It is capable of putting Seun in trouble. Nairaland might soon experience denial of service attacks. There is a fatwa on ur head too now. Please remove it o

Na video ipod o, How i go buy fake from Apple? MAke I dash u? You wan make i become empty barrel? Wetin go dey make chics trip since i no get fone? My story of cooking my fone abi

OBJ resemble gorrilla but if he talk say he dey available for chics, you go see the queue of fine girls wey go line for aso rock. I no ugly o but I no need fine

Men my mama no hear o. I just tell am say the motherboard get fault and they talk say na irrepairable but i never buy new fone sha, they don wicked me for house. my saving grace na my ipod, hope i no go cook that one too

I'm pissed at ugly girls who know they are ugly but color up their faces and they end up looking like monsters and still ugly, they don't stand half a chance with me. An ugly girl that carries herself well with a good character can go places with me.

I hearby declare a fatwa on babyosisi, anywhere he is seen, he shuld be killed. I am Sheik Alldubar.

Is this a religion based on peace?

this thread should be closed. No need to discuss IBB anymore. he is a law to himself, Nigeria's untouchable. Vatsa's wife can make all the noise she wants, she is entitled but no one would touch him. He even claims to already have answers, So peradventure they even chop liver enough to pick him up, they would just tell us that he has givne satisfactory answers.

soulpatrol:
beats me he mustve been high on ganja

Na you give me the ganja? It was just a brain wave. I heard Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein had those sort of brain waves. I guess i would soon enter history books as one of the greatest inventors of our time

gem87:
yeah like using a belt if u knw we're going to see your thongs n undies

Yeah u r talkin now, and don't say they don't know that it would show, their hands go to pull their jeans every 5 minutes

I know there are moderate muslims. One of my closest friends is a muslim. I am not tryin to generalise that all muslims are evil. What i was trying to say the war is fought by 2 different camps christian/jews and muslims. It is not all Americans that support the Iraqi war but the iraqi war was fought by American and Iraq, Dats wat I am tryin to say

When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder.

YOUR HEART.

If she's still around, never forget to love her more than ever. And if she's not, remember her unconditional love.

And pass it on,

P.S. Although this can't be said of those who believe that aje ni iya wan (if u no understand, )

I am not a biochemist but as far as I have read and know, it is common now to hear molecular geneticist talk about an Intelligent Design based on findings from the DNA. They might not want to call it God but those who have believed in God and not wavered in the face of evolution know that it's God they are tryin to refer to as Intelligent design. If you want proof, you can go to google. I just wish I could remember the name of that atheist who recently said he believed in the concept of Intelligent Design due to Conclusions reached on DNA

OOk o, I don hear. You fit ship to Nigeria? Cos me no dey UK and i love Van heusen shirts as long as they are cheap

Seun:
Gd doesn't exist. The devil doesn't exist. You are to blame for your mistakes only.

I guess thats a not funny joke right? Even scientist are now starting to believe in God based on discoveries from the DNA, and one Naija man whose forefather believed in the devil before he ever saw a computer is saying no devil, no God. Go examine ur head o, awon ota le o o.

Some of us are coming as tourist , don't give UK a bad name, When they give people 6months visa without work permit, they go ask u say are u financially capable, only for them to go there and be tryin to take what is not their own - UK jobs. and spend 6 years on 6 months visa, How do u expect things to be easy when a person is an illegal? If many of us stick to the terms of our visa, I guess things would have been easier for people with genuine work permits (no be oluwole o)

Why is glo wasting so much moni on unnecessary advert , They understand the Nigerian mentality, even though many Nigerians would buy the phone without using any of the functions, they bought it cos of the "big boy and big girls" thing glo is putting on the ads.

Blame no one. Look inwards and give glory to God for everything. the blame game won't take away the misfortune.