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Trump... My man... U for just come rule for Nigeria sef

This tin as a whole is rubbish... The country we call nigeria is not ready for it!
Who came up with this useless piece of shit advice jor?
Even wen I see the good sides of it all... For me the down sides outweighs it all


Sometin I did since 2014 I haven't been issued the ID card yet n now they r shouting up and down the we should link the nonsense....

NIMC n all who have a problem with wat I said... Should lick me where I shit!!!

Win for Liverpool....

crazyclown:
Why na,
My prick will have stood up if I was the one

Guy u burst my head!
Say him prick for don stand
I wan die wit laf

In my opinion... This kids shouldn't sit on ur laps u r a role model... Sooner or lata dey get comfy with sitting on anybody's lap. U know how devil dei work u no go know when one tin go lead to another... Like this guy even honestly said... He would have a boner! Imagine them feeling ur boner

I recall teaching 2015... I had girls who were already developing boobs oo... I kept my distance infact I flogged them the most sef lolz

The only problem I almost got into was flogging a child so bad I got him injured
I'm sorry if this sounds f##ked but if u have been in a classroom b4 u will know those kids can be frustrating... Imagine flogging a child n he will shout ODESHI n go back n commit the same offense again... U trash dia little asses n they b crying even when u ask em to shut d f up
U trash them n they try to fight ur grown ass.... Kid hahahahah

Well I enjoyed teach my pupils... We we're a team... They never snitched on me... my favourite was Success... She reads so fluently at first I tot she was the brightest... Her favorite subject was english language
Then there was Esther the boss lady in the class that girl dei beat all of them even boys n u go c her like broom... Esther brain die! In all subjects n she's very pretty, for once she made me wish i had a female child as pretty as her. There was Samson... Maths guru... I usually tease d kid n say he would get married to one of the girls in the class(anonymous) ... He would cry n cry n cry... Hahahahaha

Esther came first twice n Success came first once wic was like magic... Esther was always coming in first place....
sometimes I wonder if they still remember my face or talk about me

We would act dramas from the bible n invite pupils from other classes to come watch, we usually spice all the dramas up into comedies n they did put a smile on erbodies face

We used to have good computer practicals on my system... N they always ask me about my wife n I would show them my gfs pix n my childhood pix claiming that's my son. We gist, they ask me about other planets n I tell them gladly n give them reference asking them to c a particular movie

I truely miss them kids
Wish I could hug them

Piece of advice
Pls avoid them kids sitting on ur laps pls
Aside from that... I think u r a wonderful teacher

That profession na die

But wait oo... Wat about those who don't have the nims slip or Id?
How them go do
My mum get voters card is there a way around to it...?

Beat bastard komot from him/her body sef

Johncuppa:
Try applying for anything, it's working bro.
APC is trying cover up with them.
You don't need to know anybody.

NPOWER, MARKETMONI, TRADERMONI, NA, BEA

This one don pass me I gree next time maybe coz na only npower I don hear of for all this tins wei u mention

The acct number wei u cover b4 u don open am now because person just say send me ur acct detail u deserve another one

Y cover it in d first place sef

I never chop fed govt money b4... But i blv wen e go come for me... E go massive

Make God show boys love did 21 oo
Boys c life for 20

-Series -
Money heist
Prison break
The strain

-movies
Lord of the rings/the hobbit
Pirates of the Caribbean
The mummy -tom cruise

We hear same tin last year

HuntSon:
And?? Are you insecure cos y'all always unhygienic?

Lols... Make we no carry old habit take cross go new year

No vex I no know say na ur picture

Gaay ass nigga

Nonsense them dei learn work where mtn dei... Carry una bad luck n bafnetwork komot from 2021

GoshenNLA:
Liverpool on course to win league back to back
Other clubs no ready @ all @ all
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Kindly check my signature for high quality jerseys for major clubs and country #StrictlyOriginal
#iSELL #iBRAND

How much

Thelucifer666:
If chelsea doesn't win

Let me die this night

Baba... How will u like ur coffin
U like it 6ft or 9ft abi na hell u want make them send u go

Nigerians go soon mess am up... Those ppl no get joy

Hahahha... Sorry ko... Na y I ni dei take I c all those thing n I no apply
We dei wait make our own reach us

When u r in Rome... What r u pose to do

Him wan rape us again

I'm addicted to M416 + x2 scope + suppressors + extended mag

Borrow my feelings!
Y b say una carry rubbish for una head

Some times the body automatically gets rid of excess fluids in the body... If u haven't had sex in while u might end up having it in ur dreams since u can't just pee out semen like that,
Ur mind set also affects ur dreams... If u like big nyash n fresh Brest... Once u c them in ur dreams, u find urself committing the act witout control

Way out...
Wash ur mind set
Avoid movies wic portray sexual scenes
Avoid tots of sex
Don't look lustfully at women
Pray b4 u sleep
Avoid listening n gist about sex with ur friends
Avoid listening to worldly music.

Efx of having sex in the dreams
More demons in ur life, as d demons birth ur baby in the spiritual realm (na so I hear o)

My experience
When I was younger I had it frequently... N wen I do I wish to screw them well so that they won't come next time, I would wake up wit pap n patch on my bedsheets n boxers... Later I became aware of the significance I den tried the way out... Aldou it seem a big ask... But its effective

This days my niggas b like damn!
U c the kind WD wei I get last night? I scatter my boxers n bed... We'd b laffing over the shit...
Nobody gives a damn about dreams no more... Life hard this days u wish u live in a dream world

Tory

Paranoid guys everywhere
Lol

Leave 2021 aaaloooooone!

Sometimes wen I see things like this I wish I was never born!

God help us all

I really wanted to c this game but I'm glad I didn't... Too much goals in a match gets me bored!

But then again... Thumbs up Liverpool
Firminho just banished my fear n just put on a cloak that rains goals

For the ones injured, I pray y'all return soon
Thiago I miss u
Jota, pls recover soon...
Vvd... U need a sit for now... Think about how u first defended wen u came in to this liverpool Squard!!!


Next in line plsssss

Swallow!
R n B
Yummy