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Life is a bitch... Snitch ASUU na fucktards them b
They beta for calm down dis week oo... U can't will it all
A truce can solve d problem sumtimes

I beg forget all this one... Who wan know say corona dei... Moni!

Sundrus:
Bcuz na wetin many girls don experience for 9ja. Most 9ja guys too dey mumu when e comes to sex. Them dey always behave as if their lives depend on the towtow. No self control, no self respect, no integrity, no principle, no nothing....just zombies with everlasting erections.

Hahahahahaha
U don finish all guys I swear...
The one wei burst my head na

ZOMBIES WITH EVERLASTING ERECTION

I wan die

tarantino1:
Lol

My mum gave me >=24 strokes on a regular basis before i even turned 10 that teachers couldn't make me cry at all

Seriously?
I was really obedient guy growing up

Best decision she made all her life!
Me I can't stand d sight of snake... I dei ball leave that tin... I no even for fit kill am
Run like mad man like disssss

Still vivid in my mind d most lashes I've received
24!!!
Like it was joke... Jss1 afternoon section in yoruba class, we just dei make noise na. The woman tell us say she go flog 24 each person oo... I reason am say na woman na
We just dei boys from back dei worry her
Omo, na so she just tell class rep make she Go call sgt oo!

The guy land.... She say make everybody komot, even me wei I dei ansa question well well for her class

Next tin I heard was give them 24 lashes each!
Ewwwwoooo!
24? Like joke... Sgt start first person 24
Reach my turn too... 24... As a big boy wei just dei enta jss 1 n based on them fine babes choke for class na sin to shed tears!
Collect am well for left and right, I was bleeding after those lashes sef... I go sit down for class, I stop to dei ansa questions for her class I no gree greet her again I dei change road if I c her.... After 16years I met her last month... Walked up to her n she wasnt sure if she recognizes me... With my beards n smile, told her my name she was happy to see me n I was like damn for my mind c how she small na she make them give me 24 lashes that year...

There was one that flogged me badly in primary school I swear anytime I see the babe I dei fear her.... I'm d type of person who forgets faces easily.... But this babe after she flog me for primary 2-3, ON MONDAY SHE GREETED ME GOODMORNING SIR... WE NOW WORK IN THE SAMe PLACE N I HAVENT FORGETTEN WAT SHE LOOKS LIKE... N IM STILL SCARED OF LOOKIN HER IN THE EYE

Soja don flog u bfore?
Kai! Na die ooo!
In jss 3... Me n my niggas dei purposely spend our tp closing so that we no go get options but to trek
We've been trekin right from jss1 but that day! Hmmmmnnn only God know weitin push my guys!

We enta tru barracks them come dei stone mango for tree... I no sabi coz where I live we no get trees to dei tro stone for. I just allow my home M, O n K dei stone... The soja just dei look us him no talk...
Them finish, I come beg for one inside, we dei waka we no come Greet d soja... Hahahaha.... Na dia wahala start
He called us n asked us to drop the stuff down, we did
OYA DO FROG JUMP
na so d guy dei folo us with whip... If u stop na whip oo... Babes for barrack just dei look guys wei dei clean inside uniform dei sweat dei do frog jump
Our legs don soar finish!
The guy come say make we kneel down... Him no dei use force flog but that whip go role from ur back enta ur laps role round
Na die!
Life tire me... After that... Him come say oya make we fly dei go c run!
Since then, I no gree folo barracks again till I finish

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Watsup with the Baba na... Him for calm down oo... Na ASUU own dei even vex me

Unimaginable!
All the black Americans babes wei choke!
Like OMG WTF R U THINKIN

Them go cover the news!
Bastards!
As long as top officials r involved

Na so we go take drive buhari from seat

Shouldn't u b mi ding ur bix

All bastards!
Make una go die!
We must still go service

Where them look wei them give that babe miss Egypt
This tin sef na scam

Whatsup na... This one other schools dei resume like thisssss... I'm not understanding

Loan kill una dia!

So bobby now na trash?
They way ppl dei fall from glory dei amaze me

Once upon a time we loved bobby(firmino) despite the fact that he didnt score alot of goals... Now everybody is shouting jota n ojota...

Goaaaaaaaaal... 3-0

At a time I think he is d best signing this season

Goaaaaallll 4-0


Like d more I type the more we score

Make I dei quiet

I don't know wic one my problem is or
Na d fine babe pix I c ani na d fact say I no dei relationship... The whole thin just dei confuse me

After one month only one sucker go dei work... Nigerians ehn dia mata strong

Na just final result we dei wait for... Make the fucktards beta b calming down n settle dia mumu selfish differences

Soja sabi flog oo... U no go knw till u jam

Na God go help ne oo... Me I ni dei sabi babes wei dei bleach ooo

Swear down.... That man is just a phucking monkey leading us

I keep wondering

But I heard someppl r just here for the tribulations!

Wahala dei o

Useless ppl
C how whites come save their citizens n this useless country blood dei flow for northeast everyday... SOLDIER DIE, CIVILIANS DIE, BH DIE!

n what u can tink of is send them to rehabilitation abi na school outside d country

Mumu leaders

This season hard for everybody oo

Notin compared to what I'm reading here... So make I jejely pack well
Life hard for naija I swear

God c us tru

Bastards last last we waste one year dei wait! Man must survive

Lairs he n there... U ghost ur fada dia

Ladies sef truth b told... Them no know weitin them want

care a lot PROBLEM!... don't, care PROBLEM!

bang the a lot PROBLEM!... don't,
PROBLEM

love them a lot PROBLEM!... don't, PROBLEM

Their problem sef ehn!

SO LAST LAST U MUST FIND BALANCE!

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