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ibn akogun: Can the mods organize an insult mudslinging contest for me and sexkid. Wanna pour out my mind on the needless ban he gave my handle during his Mobutu seseko like regime.

Do you mean the toothless ?? Mabe, I would conduct the fight! You need to deal with him, in presence of the congregation(nairalanders)!

Jarus: Where is your compound on Nairaland?

Jarus no go kill me with laugh oooo! .

First, he said "who are you??"

mitey: And because you are a ret.ard like your boss, you had to quote the article??

Abi! I don't know why he had to quote everything!

hammedkola: Him no dey do anyhow




Nache kai shuru, kana ta bane koh?...Toh, you asked what's the meaning of "K", thats why

Una think say I dey lie say I no be Yoruba?? I only understand the English version. .. I no dey like see "K" as comment here na!

Orlando Owoh: He not only be the first president to be voted out of office but also the first to be sentenced, preferably to 27 years imprisonment. This would make him the Nigerian "Mandela".

*Wakes from sleep*

MODs! Pls do something here! Close one of these threads.

https://www.nairaland.com/1549259/jonathan-encourages-corruption-tambuwal

https://www.nairaland.com/1549249/breaking-news-jonathan-encourages-corruption#1549249.9

Sincere 9gerian: When the NASS, especially house of reps, politicizes or fumbles and wumbles with probes (eg the Farouk Lawan and SEC probe bribe scandal), then it is only RIGHT that the president conducts his own probe and acts based on his own probe or investigations. For example, the probe by the presidential committee on fuel subsidy established fraudulent practices by fuel marketers initially cleared by house of reps. After all, in the end, the buck stops on the president's table.

Meanwhile, we are still expecting the report of the house committee that probed bribery allegation against Farouk and the clerk of the house. It seems when the probe involves members of the house of reps, it goes on FOREVER.

Just STFU!

What committee are you talking about?? Is it not visible to the blind, and audible to the deaf?? They should continue investigating what they already knew?? Una no dey try, atall!

gratiaeo: Mod move to front page for awareness

Supported!

I won't be surprised, if all these are happening because of Amaechi's defection to APC! Or, was it not this same portharcourt, an electorate was killed for voting Buhari in 2011??

NO, To Tribal/Regional Politics!

“Take the subsidy probe, the pension, the SEC probe and recently the bullet proof car cases.

Without being told, we're already aware of that.

The day I started believing, he encourages corruption; was when he granted his ex boss Diepreye Alaimaisigha, former governor of Bayelsa state a state pardon! After he was arrested and released over corrupt practices! So I won't be perplexed, if he doesn't take any action against Oduah.

This' a good idea! Atleast, incase of any accident (which is inevitable in Nigeria's road), the victims' loved ones would be at rest.

Chelsea shall WIN! LIKE

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho maintains Manchester United are still genuine Premier League title contenders, but believes the festive programme could whittle down the opposition for the trophy.

Chelsea play Crystal Palace on Saturday and will bid to respond from last weekend's loss at Stoke and enter the weekend's fixtures trailing leaders Arsenal by five points.

Manchester United are 13 points adrift in ninth place, currently sixth of the six teams Mourinho counts as title contenders.

"They have to recover points not to one single team, they have to recover points to every other team," Mourinho said.

"It's difficult. Not just because it's 13 to Arsenal, but also because it's eight to us and to Liverpool and seven to City.

"But as I keep repeating, the culture of Man United is there, the power and the quality of their players is there, the tradition is there.

"When mathematically it's very possible, I never say Man United is out of the race."

Mourinho is well aware the results over the festive fixture programme can have a major say on the destination of the trophy come May.

"Let's see if after Christmas we can say instead of six (contenders), five," Mourinho said.

"Maybe one drops back or maybe one goes so up that it looks impossible to reach.

"It's very difficult to predict the way things are going. One thing is if we beat Arsenal, another thing is if Arsenal beat us. We can close the gap or they can open the gap.

"This weekend Tottenham-Liverpool, somebody loses points, us against Arsenal, somebody loses points, Arsenal against City, somebody loses points."

Chelsea's aim is to stay in contact.
Mourinho added: "Five points is a gap that is not a drama, but we have to try (to ensure) that the five-point gap doesn't open, at least.

"With a five-point gap (and) two matches (in) one week, everything can change.

"When you go instead of five to eight, nine, 10 (points), the situation is more complicated."
Mourinho, who won the title in 2005 and 2006 in his first two seasons with Chelsea, has long insisted the challenge on his return is more difficult, with a squad in transition.

He wants his players to have the mentality of one of the favourites, even if he believes other sides have a better title chance, after finding a team built for the short-term under his predecessor Rafael Benitez.

Mourinho added: "Benitez was chasing results. He was not worried about the building up of a team with a certain style. We didn't have a real base to start with.

"For many reasons we knew that the situation needs time and patience. We are competing against important teams in a very difficult league where you don't have one single easy match. We knew it would be difficult.

"We are not favourites, but we want to feel as favourites. We want to fight the favourites and we want to feel like we are.

"To put ourselves under a little bit of pressure only can help to be better. I want that."

Whether Mourinho is afforded the patience others have not at Chelsea remains to be seen, but what is in little doubt is that his side are favourites for Saturday's London derby with relegation-threatened Palace.

Defender Gary Cahill will be rested, with the upcoming fixtures in mind. Ashley Cole will return to the substitutes' bench, with Spain right-back Cesar Azpilicueta taking his place at left-back, and is instead selected for next week's Capital One Cup quarter-final at Sunderland.

Tony Pulis believes it is Palace's performances at home which will determine their Premier League fate and not games such as Saturday's trip to title challengers Chelsea.

The Eagles have won two of their three matches since Pulis' appointment, but the Stamford Bridge contest is the sternest test so far.

"I've come in, the players have responded and it's been a great few results and we're really, really pleased," Pulis said.

"But the season is not about three or four games - it's about the 23 that are left for us.

"Our season will be determined by our home form, from now until the end of the season.

"We've just got to make sure Selhurst Park is rocking like it has been the couple of times I've been manager there and that the players give everything they've got."

Pulis believes Palace can put the leading clubs under pressure at home, but it is more of a challenge away.

"On any given day, if Chelsea play to their maximum, they're a little bit ahead of us," added Pulis, whose former club Stoke beat Chelsea at the Britannia Stadium last weekend.

"The one thing everybody's really surprised about is that they haven't scored as many goals as maybe they should have.

"But they've played some fantastic football and they've got some top, top players.

"I think they're in a fantastic position and they're still fighting on four fronts.

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Without being told, we can see the intactness is still there.

We all know you've left for good! I enjoin you all to kindly debunk any rumour of some of these (decampees) governors sitting on the fence. They have left PDP, and they are not thinking of going back there.

I would have helped you oo! But the website you're referring us to, is just too stewpid! Why would they be asking me add some numbers up to 5 times, yet I won't be registered?? Are/were they expecting me to continue to sum them?? They must be foolish.

hammedkola: Keep Quiet

Why do you think I should keep quiet??

............

Fat lie! Thread should be closed.

Chimerase: K

What's the meaning of "K"??

Lilimax: Really, only if they'll consider him.
It will balance the whole thing .

It'll be very good, if he's considered!

Okupe is a problem! Does Asari not have mouth?? DOYIN should just keep shut there!

Lilimax: Whom do you think can be selected from SS?
Any nomination yet?

The only person from the SS I can remember now, is Barcanista!

Lilimax: But a lot of people in that section are
still against another Igbo moderator

Lest I forget! Ndu_Chucks is from the north.

Lilimax: But a lot of people in that section are
still against another Igbo moderator

It's either they make two people mods, one Yoruba, one Igbo! Or they can select a MOD from the SS, to equallize everything.

Lilimax: Someone has already nominated you as a replacement
for Sexkillz on Politics section.
How about that?

Hmmm! Most people won't like it. And besides, I won't be chanced...

If at all, a moderator is needed! I would like to nominate Ndu_Chucks, or CFCfan.